Cell phone lenses are wide angle lenses, meaning that they capture more image area than what you would at 1x magnification by shrinking every thing to less than 1x magnification. This is why everything looks smaller through a cell phone than in real life.
One of the effects is that when photographing something close, the perspective gets fucked up. The closer things are, the larger they appear relative to background items. It's why his dick looks large in this photo - it's a lot closer to the camera than his thighs, and why it's pyramid shaped - the end of his dick is probably twice as far from the lens as the root.
A regular M&M is about 1.04 centimetres in diameter. His dick is about 3 m&ms wide, therefore about 3 cm, or slightly over an inch in diameter. It appears to be about 12 m&ms - 4.75 inches - long when angry. Not very big. If it looks larger in the footjob video, remember, those are the feet of either a Chinese girl or a 14 year old girl.
When I was working for a commercial photo lab back in the early to mid 90s, I used to do court testimony. I often had to estimate object size based on camera lens and other objects in the image. The skill stays with you. This is the first time I've ever used either M&Ms or a dick, though.
For those who want some good Saturday night documentary watching, take a gander at the The Trayvon Hoax released back in April. The guy dismantles every aspect of it. Enjoy it.
I am not a fan of this type of post. First, it's not marked NSFW. Second, it changes the tenor of this site from substantive and humorous to dark and gross. I thought all of this was going to be contained in the one sticky thread. It should stay there. I don't want to look at Hunter's penis for the rest of the election.
I don't care about his dick, and it makes me uncomfortable to see it being mocked. Hunter did not release this to the public, and the personal photos only have value to establish the authenticity of the information. This one doesn't even do that bc it's just a random dick pic. I just wish we could avoid falling into this trap of taking pleasure in just attacking the guy for stuff tons of people do. Joe Biden's talking point about "attacks on his family" will grow legs if we don't keep this about the corruption and dealing off of Joe's influence.
Edit: also, my mistake about the NSFW marking. The little exclamation point is hard to see on mobile, and I missed it.
I hope you at least can appreciate some of the memes that have come out because of this scandal. We have been extra hard on the Bidens because of the many years of the treatment of the President and his family on essentially nothing-burgers compared to this info. I saw you’re on mobile so don’t press any pics that are blurry - those are NSFW. I know these pictures were meant to be private but please understand that the Chinese government leveraged these pics for blackmail which is why it’s a huge public ordeal. MAGA
Taste the rainbow?
I regret clicking this post 🤮🤮🤮🤮
I picked the wrong day to introduce by uncle to this website.
Metoo 🤮
https://youtu.be/yjjoGjh9xM8
:)
those look like m&m's
I didn't look that closely as you. ; ) (mod sticky called them skittles)
That's what you find uncomfortable about this evening on TD, eh?
ah i saw the blue..skittles arent blue
damnit my bad. will fix
Mods just changed it to M&M's lol.
The tribute isn't complete until he butt chugs a watermelon Arizona tea.
What in the fuck
Obama: "If I had a son, he would look like Hunter's cock."
Can someone explain why his dick is shaped like a pyramid? As a girl I'm genuinely curious because I really don't think that is a normal shape?
Distortion from the cell phone lens.
Cell phone lenses are wide angle lenses, meaning that they capture more image area than what you would at 1x magnification by shrinking every thing to less than 1x magnification. This is why everything looks smaller through a cell phone than in real life.
One of the effects is that when photographing something close, the perspective gets fucked up. The closer things are, the larger they appear relative to background items. It's why his dick looks large in this photo - it's a lot closer to the camera than his thighs, and why it's pyramid shaped - the end of his dick is probably twice as far from the lens as the root.
A regular M&M is about 1.04 centimetres in diameter. His dick is about 3 m&ms wide, therefore about 3 cm, or slightly over an inch in diameter. It appears to be about 12 m&ms - 4.75 inches - long when angry. Not very big. If it looks larger in the footjob video, remember, those are the feet of either a Chinese girl or a 14 year old girl.
You may go vomit now.
That was a very scientific and good explanation. I think you just discovered a new type of math
When I was working for a commercial photo lab back in the early to mid 90s, I used to do court testimony. I often had to estimate object size based on camera lens and other objects in the image. The skill stays with you. This is the first time I've ever used either M&Ms or a dick, though.
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Randy Marsh? How's Tegritty holding up during lockdowns?
It’s really the Washington monument lol
Obelisk dick
Penis pump addict?
surgery
Somone photoshop his dick on floyds head
For those who want some good Saturday night documentary watching, take a gander at the The Trayvon Hoax released back in April. The guy dismantles every aspect of it. Enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAw5ykIPOBM
Just watched it, can't believe how retarded I used to be preciate ya
Those are some odd genital warts
Never thought I'd see a VP's son's dick before 😂
Okay this is just cruel XD.
Spicy as takis
Come on guys... We all know those are Spree
Lol dude is hung. Literally and figuratively.
hes trying to get that ET hummer
No.
Very spicy meme!
😂 😂 this is the funniest one iv seen so far
I will never eat Skittles again 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Black lives matter!!!
Uncumfortable
Top fucking kek is this legit? Did he really do this as a tribute to Saint Trayvon?
Ok I'm starting to like Hunter now. Dick skittles are hilarious.
I like hunter because he ended joe bidens career
Skittles dont come in blue. Obviously m&ms
Seems like ol boy is packing that shmeat.
Powerful.
Hang on! What is going on here? I don’t get the joke. Skittles? I’m not too familiar with the specifics of the Hunter leak.
There was a Skittles commercial in the FJ video, advertising does work
I am not a fan of this type of post. First, it's not marked NSFW. Second, it changes the tenor of this site from substantive and humorous to dark and gross. I thought all of this was going to be contained in the one sticky thread. It should stay there. I don't want to look at Hunter's penis for the rest of the election.
Yawn... and it is marked NSFW.
I don't care about his dick, and it makes me uncomfortable to see it being mocked. Hunter did not release this to the public, and the personal photos only have value to establish the authenticity of the information. This one doesn't even do that bc it's just a random dick pic. I just wish we could avoid falling into this trap of taking pleasure in just attacking the guy for stuff tons of people do. Joe Biden's talking point about "attacks on his family" will grow legs if we don't keep this about the corruption and dealing off of Joe's influence.
Edit: also, my mistake about the NSFW marking. The little exclamation point is hard to see on mobile, and I missed it.
The photos themselves aren't the point. The point is that the CCP had these photos.
I understand... but respectfully disagree. MAGA
I hope you at least can appreciate some of the memes that have come out because of this scandal. We have been extra hard on the Bidens because of the many years of the treatment of the President and his family on essentially nothing-burgers compared to this info. I saw you’re on mobile so don’t press any pics that are blurry - those are NSFW. I know these pictures were meant to be private but please understand that the Chinese government leveraged these pics for blackmail which is why it’s a huge public ordeal. MAGA
I read that as "for the rest of the erection."
It’s called Hunter’s angry micro nub. FIFY
For the rest of the erection??