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ZombieConstitution 20 points ago +20 / -0

A son with an addiction is a son that you can control. He can't snitch you out if you can turn him over to the police, and if he ever gets caught, you can just go "Oh i had no idea, my boy needs help" and then send him off to a "rehab facility" for a bit until the heat dies down off of you.

At least, those are the theories of how it works. Reality is your crackhead son that you've been having working with some of the slimiest criminals in the world gets so high he fucks up his laptop with hella incriminating evidence on it and then forgets to pick it up from the repair shop.

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snuggs316 11 points ago +11 / -0

brighter minds than mine theorize that leaving the laptop and failing to pick it up was either a freudian or intentional slip by hunter; he just wanted out of the life. someone else pointed out to me that when a lot of the ukrainian stuff was happening, hunter was in and out of rehab. also, someone else pointed out that beau received 3 medals/citations (two posthumously) while his father was veep...and that no-one can figure out how he earned them, being a jag officer, or why he was "stationed" where he was. also, now i know why the biden niece that got arrested for credit card theft/fraud, is as fucked up as she is.

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BlackJack1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up".

  • Barack Obama
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VetforTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Most likely his other son beau was supposed to be the bag man for the big man as he was brighter and not an addict.

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philandy 10 points ago +10 / -0

You know he's a dipshit when he could have legally done some insider trading instead.

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SWIM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Unfortunately a vast majority of the population won't learn about the scope of the laptop and emails until after the election.

This is why it's so important to get out and vote!

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Salt_n_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

And to spread the information so we can win by even more votes!

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hecubus 9 points ago +9 / -0

No need to imagine any more.

How to deal with the reality, next phase.

Are we in a simulation?

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JohnMcCainsTumors 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ya.. This is getting to be too much

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ifiwerearichman420 6 points ago +6 / -0

imagine grandpa being proud of his son who molested his grandchild of his deceased son while probably high on crack.

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kmillz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of when Dave Chappelle clowned on George Bush for trying cocaine. "Mr. President! Stop sucking the ambassador's dick!"

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orange_dit 5 points ago +5 / -0

A world filled with pedo clowns on crack

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Anyslogan2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Creepy Joe was most likely using Hunter as a ‘throw down’ middle man. He probably figured if Biden ever got caught it would just end with him.

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garagedoorhandle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Constantly tearing into Trump’s kids just for existing...crickets for literal criminal behavior by Biden’s kids.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 4 points ago +4 / -0

.. all while he bangs his own niece (from his dead brother) and the young daughter of the sitting president.

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mk81 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine if this was DJT Jr.

It's just so ridiculous and incredibly sad.

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Kek_The_World 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the first post I am saving. I have been thinking the same thing. Feels like we are racing towards the end.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a shit father.

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DomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finish the Fight, fo mo fo fodi fife!

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pepperconchobhar 2 points ago +3 / -1

That was the part that hit me the hardest. My son had his issues and I busted my butt to steer him straight. I can't imagine deliberately putting him risky situations with crime syndicates and mobsters.

What kind of a parent does that?!

And I hate to say it, but all I saw in those pics and videos was an incredibly immature 50 year old. What man of that age is compelled to take pics of his dick every ten minutes? A sixteen year old idiot? Sure. But FIFTY?!