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Boltbeam 13 points ago +13 / -0

When the kids settled down, they gathered around Biden, who had taken a seat. He rolled up his pants, his blond leg hairs spreading far and wide, changing color and forming a racial jungle. The poor boys loved climbing his legs, as they made their way to his lap, where Biden gave them a cute kiss on the lips and play-bit their fingers. One of the boys asked, "Pee pee pee pee?" His heart nearly broken, Biden looked at the lad and replied, "Listen, Fat. We had a Republican Congress."

The kids waited, Joe silent and unmoving. Thinking him dead, they calcified his body and built a memorial around it - the Lincoln Memorial. Generations passed. After Russia had successfully convinced the world that the Biden family was a myth, after 11 presidents visited the memorial, and after the government started kidnapping kids just to keep them in jail forever, the Earth shook. The monument cracked; the titan was needed once more. The Lincoln Memorial crumbled as Biden animated, ushering with a thunderous voice, "There's your answer."

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JimDandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

When does this come to Disney?

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Bbqrbg 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think what he meant to say was that the first boy he molested grew up in section 8 housing

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Rodrigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

And on top of that, he had to eat day old bread, and drink powdered milk!