The perfect Christmas gift for that hard to shop for Centipede.
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🇺🇸 CHUMPS FOR TRUMP 🇺🇸
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They always give the worst acts the most PR-friendly names.
I've heard it said that you could potentially get rape legalized if you put it in a bill with a name that used words like "Civil Rights" or "Equality" or "Justice" or any of the normal buzzwords.
Just like how "Affordable Health Care Act" was literally nothing of the sort.
They forgot the “Un” in Unaffordable.
No matter what the lefties call their thing, it's always the opposite; net neutrality? Planned Parenthood? ACA?
Yeah I remember my first year of college walking past Planned Parenthood and thinking to myself "Wow, these women are younger than me and they're planning a family already?"
Only later did someone tell me that it was an abortion clinic.
In hindsight that may have been my first eye opener.
The correct position is to always distrust government.
Thats why l am a life long libertarian
The label has become muddled. Especially over the past several years of horse-shoe/quadrant based political theory being the prevalent way of looking at politics, hence the existence of lolberts. They should be laughed off.
Yep, people definitely got raped by that one!
"Blue Skies Initiative"
And when we push bills we actually name them accurately
Tax Cuts and Jobs Act
Guess what it did?
Created tax cuts and jobs
"Newspeak"
Are they gonna push a "Love The Children" act next? We all know what that would be about...
Please don't give them any ideas.
Don't they already have Nambla?
Hunter and Joe want to shower with our daughters.
We are not fighting women's battles. For fuck sake.
They can fight for themselves, did you forget how they cheered on every action that discriminated against men?
This user copy pastas his comment over and over again daily. No need to give it the time of day.
Deport
Si.
Username checks out!
He obviously knows he's going to win or he wouldn't be selling his chopper!
Its probably just an old airframe. The Trump organization probably has dozens of choppers
Oh my God yeah
Lmfao I love how you used the tranny version (that wears all gray because apparently that’s what trannys wear in Tim Cook’s stupid ass mind)
^^this
^^this but unironically
I've got a spare $10,000, how much more do we need?
Awesome! Almost there. Only another $865,000 to go!
good for you! I wish I had a spare $10 grand
Choppa rides!!!
Imagine big beautiful thedonald.win logos on the sides.
How much? We’ve always talked about helicopter rides and THEN THIS FALLS INTO OUR LAP!?! This is destiny, this is opportunity, this is FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I’ll begin choppa lessons as soon as possible
Mike Alpha Golf Alpha checking in
Maintenance costs would be insane but if everyone heard about this and donated a little it's absolutely possible
the average price for a pre-owned UNKNOWN Sikorsky-S-76D is $11,100,000.00
New plan, we shall expropriate the helicopters from commie tech executives.
We need to seize the means of helicopter production
We want more helicopters, so lets not go ruining that industry by seizing shit. The helicopters are a means of producing freedom, but we can let the soon to be skydiving overlords pay for them.
I mean we'll just be redistributing wealth so
Yeah I was gonna say. I like to internet window shop things I can't afford and aircraft are expensive af.
Haha I do that all the time. Super yachts, private jets, beachfront properties in Newport Beach lol
Lol. The best is when you look at the asking price for one of these things you already can't afford and think the asking price is or too high for what it is, as if you even had a chance of getting it.
Haha it’s my adult fantasy life. It’s fun. My wife always asks why I do it. I dunno, I enjoy the mental trip. Lol
I just assumed as much but I will look for shots and giggles later. Honestly even if I were that wealthy I'm not sure I'd even own extremely frivolous stuff.
Damn that is a lot of money lol.
That is, as you stated for a "D" model. Trump owns a much older "B" model. That is the price discrepancy.
The article said similar comps for that year were around 890k. This one has way more history though so probably in the millions.
unfortunately, ESPECIALLY in this case, freedom isn't free!
He knows he has 4 more years of Marine 1
Plus, he'll never be allowed by secret service to fly in that helicopter again anyways
Trump will be the first POTUS to tell them to go pound sand if they even try to eliminate his pursuit of happiness... after serving this nation.
POTUS in 2025 : "What are you going to do Mr. Agent man? Shoot me? I'm going flying."
I love how they always say he's broke despite living in one of MANY huge fucking skyscrapers that have his name on it, that's located in one the most valuable locations in the world. But yeah, someone just gave him that, he's actually poor.
That's how all leftists think, anyone who is wealthy must've just had it given to them, so they need to take it away to make things "fair."
I suspect he is technically in debt - millions in loans and what not. As you would expect for someone almost exclusively invested in physical assets.
Look at the list of buildings he actually owns and their worth, you will soon find out that he is worth billions
And that is the ones he owns, not the ones that pay to have his name on them
I’m not sure what you mean by technically but you’re definitely using it wrong. Trump might owe some people some money but his net worth is positive for sure. Like how I owe a couple grand on my motorcycles at 0% interest but I have 50 grand in the bank
yup, i have more cash than i owe on my car but the interest was 0.9% on 7 yrs lol
not only does inflation factor in, but liquidity!
CNN: "Business Savvy" Trump doesn't earn a single dollar in 4 years a president. Forced to sell private helicopter
CNN: Failed billionaire force into life of unpaid civil service
It really is amazing how Trump triggered the media to utterly blow them selves up spectacuarly.
Well it's what 10 years old? More like he'll get a new one in 5 years.
DEAR SANTA!
You've been a naughty this year. I'll change my mind if you find a rare Pepe for my collection. Commies are getting reindeer turds so count yourself blessed
Two doors means twice as many commies going on a ride
Nah, that’s determined by cubic feet. 2 doors just doubles the expulsion rate (which is definitely a plus, saves on gas and time)
Should be preserved for the Smithsonian!
It belongs in a museum!
Biden belongs in a museum!
I didn't know our federal penitentiaries had museums
With how historic his crimes are, he certainly warrants an exhibit.
"And here we have a stuffed example of Traditor Americanus. This example, despite its advanced age and decrepitude, was actually well-preserved prior to our acquisition due to premature embalming performed while it was still living. Sadly, its famed leg hair was shorn by its negligent owners and grafted onto its pate."
Alcatraz would work.
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/37244/you-can-buy-donald-trumps-famous-s-76-helicopter-with-its-gold-encrusted-interior
Do the doors come off?
We can always blow the bloody doors off
That is an issue with his model. He has conventional doors. The sliders needed for unloading passengers mid flight are not that common.
It would be cheaper to buy an old Bell 412, of you had a need for chucking things out the door during flight.
You think maybe that's why this is for sale? Could you retro fit it, even if we had to remove some unnecessary regulations, could it be retro-fitted?
It would take major structural work. I think he is selling it because he wants to upgrade. The B model is a very nice helicopter, but old. Fewer of them every year, parts can be a pain. He may be thinking that he can sell now and maybe buy a more advanced helicopter in 4 years.
DIBS!
Honey... get my my Chilean Dictator hat!
slaps S-76 this baby can hold so many commies for the ascent.
It's reported that it's maximum payload is very THICC.
Well I would buy it but, I don’t think I’d find the time too fly it soooo. /s
Lol. His N number was N76DT as in 1776 Donald Trump
Multi-purpose, as it's also the model number.
DJT-level cool: custom tail number on your eighteen hundred horsepower, 170 mile-an-hour, IFR-rated jetcopter.
Meme magic is real
(slaps the side of the helicopter) "you know how many communist this thing can sling load"
I only know what that is because I knew someone that worked with them so yeah
Better question is "how many communists this thing can sling UNload
Well beyond my price range. Is there a matchbox version?!
The seatbelts are gold lmao
Trump should have a contest to buy entries to try and win it so a regular pede has a chance to wind up owning it.
Be the 1st kid on your block to throw a commie out of Trump Force One!
The perfect gift to start your very own "President Trump's Helicopter Rides, LLC." Franchise!
Prolly fer sale cuz Marine 1 will be used for the next FOUR years!! Then his old chopper really will be old. Be needing a new one then.
Probably right, Trump just had Marine One upgraded, same for AF1
Slaps the side
Can fit sooo many commies in this bad boy
.win should open a go fund me and buy it
CNN: PROOF THAT TRUMP CAN'T PAY HIS TAXES AND WILL SELL IT TO RUSSIA FOR A KJALLION DOLLARS!!!!!
Jokes on them, you know he's going to upgrade.
I bet he's got his eye on one of these -
SB-1 Defiant
Open up a gofundme so that this can be the official .win mascot...after it is appropriately wrapped with memes, of course.
Think about how many commies this sweet baby could carry!
I need this.... for reasons
Two reasons: Commies and Gravity
Powerful reasoning there, Pede.
I took pictures of this back in 2004.
https://imgur.com/a/PsZFJqs
DJT AEROSPACE LLC DOVER , DE, US
BOSS
I can spare like $15,000, but I imagine thats only enough for the blades.
We could sell the rear doors and apply that to the purchase.
If my Secret Santa is looking at this....please, oh please, oh please!!!
If 10000 of us contribute $100, we can buy it. Then we run it commercially to pay for the pilots and maintenance. Any profits made will be used to meme with it. 1000 IQ plan right here.
LOL.
I'd buy it if I had the money to spare.
And then I'd take helicopter pilot lessons so I could fly it, too.
How similar is this to the one in "AirWolf" , sans military upgrades?
More missiles and gold on this one.
Looks like someone is planning on using Marine One for the foreseeable future!
Even the aircrafts ID number contains his initials.
I wonder if State Fish and Game will do that on my fishing boat, and will Mr. Trump mind?
price tag?
FREE RIDES
How many communists could you toss out of thay bad boy?
So what’s it gonna be boys, are we chipping in to buy it and having this be our first of many communist transporters?
You can get a Christmas ornament of that chopper from the Trump (brand not campaign) store if the real thing is a little out of your price range. I got one for a friend its very nice!
We should all pitch in and buy it for TD.win mods