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Doomguy1994 32 points ago +32 / -0

Guys, you know what this means? They have George Washington cyrogenetically preserved and they're planning to resuscitate him in order to save the Republic!

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MapleBaconWaffles 5 points ago +5 / -0
  1. Joe's not living in the past. He's living in the future.

We should have assumed they'd also have time travel capabilities.

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lordvon 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah, more likely a clone