Joe Biden was right. The day was October 21st 2020. With yet another election year a decision must be made and I must do my duty as a US citizen. First, I researched the propositions. Yet again California trying to raise taxes on us. Vote no all the way down. I felt safe doing this. Next, Ted lieu is up for re-election and the decision was easy yet again. Didn’t know the persons name but he was a republican and voted for him. Again, safe and sound. Now came the very tough decision. Joe Biden vs Donald Trump. I’ve heard them speak over the many months of campaigning and listened to Joe make a lot of promises to the American people. I was nervous, shaking, my mind was racing and I knew what was a stake. I figured now or never I need to make a decision. I filled in the circle and voted for trump. Immediately after I got the shivers. My hair stood straight up and my skin color started to change. I am now white. What do I do with my new found white privilege?
posted ago by 1776
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Joe Biden was right. The day was October 21st 2020. With yet another election year a decision must be made and I must do my duty as a US citizen. First, I researched the propositions. Yet again California trying to raise taxes on us. Vote no all the way down. I felt safe doing this. Next, Ted lieu is up for re-election and the decision was easy yet again. Didn’t know the persons name but he was a republican and voted for him. Again, safe and sound. Now came the very tough decision. Joe Biden vs Donald Trump. I’ve heard them speak over the many months of campaigning and listened to Joe make a lot of promises to the American people. I was nervous, shaking, my mind was racing and I knew what was a stake. I figured now or never I need to make a decision. I filled in the circle and voted for trump. Immediately after I got the shivers. My hair stood straight up and my skin color started to change. I am now white. What do I do with my new found white privilege?
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I also voted straight R. I was already white, but a woman so of course this changed me into a white man. All I can do now is deny science and insist that gay men be attracted to me, even though I don't have the right equipment because if they aren't attracted to me now that I am a man, though packageless, that just makes them a hateful bigot. There is no science without communist or big tech bias.
Tomorrow, I'm going to get a job in tech and automate everything, even though my automation will just result in more expense and work for everyone, as well as materially misstated financial statements since men who work in tech don't need to understand the end user or the implications of what they are automating.
I can't wait until the sjw CEO of the company I work for pulls a good year/gillette type move. Oh wait, he already has and it's been widely discussed on this site. But as a techbro and a non-cis person I justify censorship, forcing gay men to have sex with me, and science based on bias, personal feelings, and political opinions.
Your white privilege and $4 can get you a cheap Starbucks cup of coffee.
Decided to buy a firearm instead.
Wow, that white worked fast
Good decision! :)
Good luck and keep making America great again.
Just bask in it. White priviledge is pervasive, but color- blind!
Gimme a big ole dang ole hug.
We call it the chinesevirus,, because it's from China!
I love you!
You are now allowed to go 20mph over the speed limit and not get pulled over
California propositions are usually ALL garbage, so the general rule of thumb is to vote No. However there are two propositions to vote Yes on. Proposition 20 is YES because it rolls back soft on crime 47 and 57 which lead to a rise in crime and homelessness. Also, vote YES on prop 22, which helps contractors like Lyft and Uber drivers. It undoes job killing regulations.
usually you're safe voting no in CA but 22 is one of those gotcha propositions. got to vote yes to actually undo the shitstorm they created with AB-5.
imo doesn't really matter which side you're on in the uber/lyft war. AB-5 is so stupid they started out banning all "ad hoc" workers thinking it would just apply to uber/lyft. then they realized they were killing everyone from writers to nurses, so they started writing exceptions to the law.
now they've written so many exceptions they may as well have just written "everyone except uber & lyft can operate this way", which anyone should regard as a ridiculous way to write law.
at any rate, it's all just a step towards unionization. once all those drivers are official employees, SEIU or whatever will move in and start organizing.
Ah yes. That’s the one I voted yes for.
wtf, you voted straight white?!? shit man, go straight to the ER. don't worry about the line. just tell them you voted straight white. your privilege will take it from there. you should've told us you were going to vote your conscience. that is dangerous. look, i am not a doctor. nobody ever is. but you are probably looking at years of rehab. sorry.
According to the Smithsonian, you'll find yourself arriving to appointments early or on time. So I guess you have that going for you
Live in peace & safety on your property?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What can you do with your White Privilege?!? Well, hell, now you can go harass those darkies with complete abandon of course! Just make sure you oppress every single black person you see because otherwise you get in trouble with the White Council. I hope you kept proof of not voting for Biden, by the way, because otherwise the White Privilege office will make you fill out like 20 forms to prove that you did and you'll be there all day. It'll be worth it, though, because afterwards you can only be hired for high paying CEO jobs (the white people you see at McDonalds are actually volunteers, shhhh). We whites get a voucher for that at the hospital when we're born, but they'll send it to you through the mail no problem. Also, if some of your family is still black, don't tell them but we all get an extra $5000 in our tax returns, just for being white! It's the greatest thing the world. Don't forget that you'll now get to attack the police physically, mentally, and emotionally with no consequences. That doesn't really matter, though, because they're not even allowed to give you a ticket or anything! Welcome to the white race, the white hoods are over there and we're all out of swastikas at the moment so you'll have to wait for the next shipment.