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Guruchild 48 points ago +52 / -4

Lol he looks like Andy Dalton.

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Musicbymuzak 22 points ago +23 / -1

Scut got hot, this idiot isn't lol

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IsabelMaxwell_isaSPY 27 points ago +36 / -9 (edited)

He is the Illegitimate Son of the Cavalry Officer James Hewitt, who was banging Princess Diana. He was a part of her Protective Services Detachment, thus giving him daily access to Diana for quite some time. The British Peerage knows it, which is why Harry is never allowed to wear the Blue Sash while in Uniform, which denotes Blood Royalty.

Royal Family Photo for analysis here: https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Royal-Family-William-Elizabeth-Charles.jpg

Shitty Source on the infidelity story, but it conveys the facts: https://www.newidea.com.au/prince-harry-real-dad-mark-dyer

Diana was lonely and unwanted by Charles. Charles was busy banging and hanging with Hag Camilla. The result was the scandalous Little Ginger Bastard!

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deplorabetty 12 points ago +25 / -13

He's not illegitimate. He's the spitting image of his paternal grandfather Prince Phillip. Stop with this nonsense.

There are plenty of real flaws in his character to take issue with. The BRF are a bunch of psychologically damaged fuckwits in their own right.

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Dsnazzy 9 points ago +13 / -4

Dude, he's the spitting image of James Hewitt with some parts of Diana mixed in.

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IsabelMaxwell_isaSPY 6 points ago +15 / -9 (edited)

I don't have a dog in the fight, but he has never been allowed to wear the Royal Blue Sash which denotes Full Blood Royalty. It's just like knowing how to read any other aspects of Military Uniforms, as it pertains to Rank, Awards, Years in Service, Theaters of Combat, etc.

Seems like you've never Served. Decorations on Uniforms must comply with Uniform Regulations. Harry is not Full Blood Royalty. (It's like those who can't wear the Medal Of Honor, because they are not Entitled to by Award).

Edit: I was corrected by a waymyns. RePEal tHe 19th ImMeeEDiatLey!

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +5 / -2

Either way, unless there's a dna test waiting around the corner, whoever's son he is changes jack all. I'd rather focus on the important things. Like why the fuck a country like my own would be paying such substantial amount of money having royalty stay over at their own leisure. I thought we were past the point where who they were born into is moot, and where we don't kneel to royalty. If the soyboys across the pond wanna simp for some royal pussy and pay for their affairs, that's fine. But fuck Trudeau for doing the same..... Dude simps for anyone with a hole and a wallet.

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BidenHunter 0 points ago +3 / -3

You have the DNA? You sound liberally convinced of your position. He looks like James Hewitt & the timing is right.

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incogneato 7 points ago +10 / -3

Hewitt did not show up until after Harry was born. The red hair is a Spencer trait. Harry looks just like the son of one of Diana's sisters.

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IsabelMaxwell_isaSPY 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love the controversy over a Brit Cuck! :)

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

That blue sash has nothing to do with bloodlines. It's the Order Of The Garter, and for whatever reason, Harry isn't a member. It's also called a riband. Harry wore the riband for the Blues And Royals before he left his royal life behind.

I have a dumb fascination for the royals because it's all so overblown and stupid. Everything they wear to royal/state functions has a meaning, and they choose specific medals, sashes, and whatnot, it's very important to that stuffy society.

Now, there's some scandal that Harry wasn't inducted into the Garter - it's the modern equivalent of the Knights Of The Round table, it's one of the highest honors in royal society. The royal family get honorary membership - Edward and Andrew are members, as is William. But it has nothing to do with bloodlines at all. Maybe it's an age thing. I don't know.

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ancroidubh 12 points ago +16 / -4

He certainly doesn’t look like his daddy; cuckery runs in his family...

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conservativeyuppie 13 points ago +15 / -2

He looks nothing like hewitt apart from the hair and looks every bit like an inbred Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Mountbatte-- uh, I mean Windsor.

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shadypollster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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incogneato 4 points ago +6 / -2

and the red hair is a Spencer trait. Harry looks just like the son of one of Diana's sisters.

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IsabelMaxwell_isaSPY 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

See above post for further details. And YES!

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be honest, tho, William looks totally unlike Charles.

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boxmakingmachines 5 points ago +5 / -0

How dare you speak so lowly of the Red Rifle himself.

Andy Dalton is 1000x the man this cuck ever could dream of being.

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HeroKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you mean Carson Wentz.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that norm mcdonalds co host?

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everydaybetter 45 points ago +47 / -2

That Trump twitter on wishing Harry good luck with his wife was pure gold.

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JackIsALarp 37 points ago +38 / -1

Notice Disney has princesses, not patriots. I'm js.

Anthropologists in 3069 are going to be very confused why a nation against monarchies had their young believe monarchy is magical.

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ChronoShaman 10 points ago +11 / -1

Disney... now thats a can of worms... Why was Disney Cruise Lines stopping off at Epstein Island? weird...

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247MAGA -4 points ago +3 / -7

um, it wasn't? Disney owns an island in the Bahamas, called Castaway Cay. I've been there- there's dozens of islands in the Bahamas, most privately owned. This is a nothing burger.

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Anon1970 7 points ago +9 / -2

^ This comment will not age well.

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ChronoShaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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Kompromat 18 points ago +18 / -0

He looks like he could use a job.

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conservativeyuppie 6 points ago +6 / -0

And not the kind MeAgain must be giving him.

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Aclothorsomething 4 points ago +6 / -2

He looks like James Hewitt.

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Tellsyouhow 83 points ago +90 / -7

It's amazing how I've done a 180° on Harry.

He went from a killer who shot every animal he saw on his estate when a kid, party animal, shagger, pot smoker, combat veteran to the biggest cuck in the UK and now America.

The only royals I like now are the Queen and Prince Philip. The rest are environmentalist globalists who don't seem to realise if they let globalism in, the royals are history

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ObamasLooseButthole 50 points ago +50 / -0

I’m of the belief the Queen will outlive Charles out of pure spite.

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ObamasLooseButthole 30 points ago +30 / -0

The only difference being that Liz may actually do it. That’s a tough ol’ bird.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Charles said he doesn't want to become king.

Of course he doesn't - he want's to become Queen!

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BigMikesBlackCock -12 points ago +5 / -17

Best thing she did was get into a car crash. Fuck "royals"

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Dsnazzy 7 points ago +10 / -3

twisted little thing, aren't you...

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CovfefeAndBacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't the conspiracy theory that the other members of the family had her killed because she was making them all look bad? Fuck the royals indeed, but I'm not sure I'd include Diana in that group.

Also, Trump wanted to date her back in the day!

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HighVoltage 10 points ago +11 / -1

I get what you mean, but the monarchy is indeed not just a celebrity status. The monarchies the UK is the official head of state of the entire kingdom. It is portrayed as a powerless position today but legally the throne carries tremendous power. It has merely been weakened by generations of people who did not use it effectively.

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Dsnazzy 14 points ago +15 / -1

Yeah....the Queen isn't even remotely involved in generations of evil....nope, not at all...

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Tellsyouhow 4 points ago +8 / -4

She doesn't get political and I think she loves her country. Plus she's married to the most based Royal so some of his attitude is bound to be shared by her.

Look up some of the things her husband Prince Philip has said. He's hilarious, based and posh.

Their daughter Princess Anne seems alright too but the less said about the sons the better.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +4 / -1

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist… I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

AND

Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival. We’re in for a major disaster if it isn’t curbed—not just for the natural world, but for the human world. The more people there are, the more resources they’ll consume, the more pollution they’ll create, the more fighting they’ll do. We have no option. If it isn’t controlled voluntarily, it will be controlled involuntarily by an increase in disease, starvation and war.

Prince Philip

Hardly would call this overpopulation globalist scumbag "posh." You must be a British cigarette.

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dizzle_izzle 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're not royalty anymore. They renounced it.

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trollkin0331 2 points ago +4 / -2

It's amazing that you gave a flying fuck about british royalty in the first place, even more so that you feel the need to spread that opinion to random strangers on the internet.

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Tellsyouhow 5 points ago +5 / -0

I live in the UK so Harry's your problem now.

We'll keep pedo Prince Andrew and you get the king of cucks. Enjoy him!

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trollkin0331 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in the UK

Sucks to be you.

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Okillmakeanaccount 39 points ago +40 / -1

Hopefully, he’ll go back to England after they divorce. Unfortunately, we will probably always be stuck with his harpy wife.

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narvster 32 points ago +34 / -2

I'd put up with him coming back to us, only if hee goes back to the old fun non-woke Harry, but I feel the leftist brain worm has broken him.

However, she's definitely stuck with you guys, forever. She's reviled in the UK.

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Okillmakeanaccount 22 points ago +23 / -1

I honestly still can’t believe he chose her out of all the women he could have had.

Also, I’m always pleasantly surprised to see a non cucked English person on here! All of the ones I have ever met have been complete cuck lords.

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Scuffers 21 points ago +23 / -2

You need to look harder - most of us are normal people, not libtard fuckwhits.

That said, if you only go to London and the so-called trendy bit's, then what exactly do you expect?

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Okillmakeanaccount 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve honestly never been there. Just going by the ones I’ve known in America.

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Scuffers -2 points ago +2 / -4

Yea, that's like us Brits thinking you are all like the tourists we see here...

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VelveetaJohnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cuck Viscounts

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VelveetaJohnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Viscucks

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CovfefeAndBacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's crazy how this attention whore had this literal fairytale princess story and the opportunity to be loved the world over, and she squandered it in such a short amount of time. If she had acted more like Kate Middleton she wouldn't have to beg for attention, she'd get it without even trying. Ironic.

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Meddlesom 24 points ago +25 / -1

No, no, no, fuck you. You can't just pawn them off on us. We don't want them either. We don't even want them to be in Canada, that's still too close. They can fuck off to Indonesia or something.

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kcvj98a 14 points ago +14 / -0

Meagan thought she WAS the Queen.

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majorpribluda 7 points ago +7 / -0

If Mums had a shred of confidence in Ch, she would have handed over by now. She's playing the long game. Hope she has insurance. Charles is in good with the Caliphate. Need to nip that.

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Maygwan1776 95 points ago +95 / -0

We don't want him back thanx.

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Scuffers 20 points ago +20 / -0

Too right, cunt has already burned any goodwill here

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WalterEKurtz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Can we send them to Canada, at least? Would the Aussies take them? Or we can send them to Nauru. They are part of the Commonwealth, they seem nice.

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babyface 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hear there has been recent construction and renovation at Gitmo.

Just an idea, but I think that may be a place to send them we can all agree on.

And I hear the weather is nice.

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wtfisgoingon2020 73 points ago +73 / -0

Whatever, I'm sort of looking forward to her misguided political campaign that is completely illegal. The royals themselves are pushing the Great Reset, so whatever. They all suck.

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wtfisgoingon2020 68 points ago +68 / -0

oh yessss. Fuck tons of shit. Its plan pitched by the World Economic Forum that basically is a technocratic eco communism wherein we are all forced into smart cities where we have a UBI and are monitored 24/7.

They discuss it in detail at the Davos Summit in Switzerland, and Donald Trump basically gives a speech each year telling them to go fuck themselves. This is the most important reason we need to vote for him, because this pandemic is their plan to implement their 'Great Reset'. The 'Great Reset' was the cover of Time Magazine this month.

One global communist government with total surveillance aimed with the goal of ending 'global warming' as being its necessity. Seems crazy, but I believe it as there are billionaires literally saying this at UN summits that no one watches. They are trying to destroy our economic system with COVID to usher this in, and topple America with civil unrest and a color revolution to prevent us from stopping it.

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Tony_Rigoni 36 points ago +36 / -0

Upvote for "Donald Trump basically gives a speech each year telling them to go fuck themselves."

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Slapstick86 19 points ago +19 / -0

They are trying and have succeeded quite a bit. Wars nowadays arent fought with guns but with subversion, thru corrupt politicians, etc. War nowadays looks like trying to start a revolution in your enemy's country. They use psy ops to get what they want, not force.

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247MAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

their plan isn't to get you to shoot them, it's to slowly starve you into surrender. If you can't work and can't feed your family, their hope is you'll willingly give up your guns and take your microchip like a good little sheep, which they'll load with your UBI just as long as you forfeit all property rights you have...

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SkitShowPhrenia 13 points ago +13 / -0

I remember the days when my household was like that.... then we had that boating accident.

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boxmakingmachines 11 points ago +11 / -0

One global communist government with total surveillance aimed with the goal of ending 'global warming' as being its necessity

The perfect system of control in a world absent of religion.

Every single action you take can and will be banned, regulated, or taxed for the 'good of the planet'. Privacy will no longer exist. And there will be no escape from it. The entire world will become a prison.

Such a shame, the 'information age' has seemingly given way to a new dark ages.

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tufftoffee 8 points ago +8 / -0

WEF had a clip about it on their twitter that they later deleted.

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ethnocentric 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tim Pool did a bit on the great reset the other day. That shit is mental.

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freefolk 46 points ago +46 / -0

Get back. Get back. Get back to where you once belonged.

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jezabelle 17 points ago +19 / -2

Can we send them back to Germany?

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rantanon9145 11 points ago +12 / -1

On behalf of Germany, we already have enough leftist women who are ruining the country. Maybe Canada would take them?

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Ricky_CIA 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Keep your goldbricking leftist commies out of my continent, Lebowski!"

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covfefe2525 28 points ago +29 / -1

He's become an insufferable ginger twat, and I doubt any country would willingly take him and his aging Svengali in.

How about popping him and her on a plane, and whilst they're in the air revoke all their citizenships. That'll be fun when they touch down...

Also, what was he thinking, going after her when she'd been with ... Weinstein Ewwww....

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snuggs316 24 points ago +25 / -1

she was a yacht girl...many had been thru her gates before harry knocked.

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MrGone 25 points ago +26 / -1

Literally don't care

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Evan_Evan_Evan 2 points ago +2 / -0

in Critical Drinker voice

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SJBHamilton 20 points ago +21 / -1

Ha ha, methinks they are burning their bridges. Too busy making Woke videos about far-off places while his brother and sister-in-law are attending to the British via charities.

To get an almost by the minute update of Brit Woke news, subscribe to Alex Belfield on Youtube. He calls her Megan Malarky.

Alex is suing the BBC which is trying to get him off the air. Donate if you can.

https://www.youtube.com/c/CelebrityRadiobyAlexBelfield

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Elias_Pedro 18 points ago +18 / -0

As a Canadian, this prick made us waste taxpayer money on him. Don't let him to the same to you guys!

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BaronFalcon 11 points ago +11 / -0

He has no rights to anything here, except maybe a welfare check, which would be worth it just to point out hes on welfare.

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BerlinPede 24 points ago +25 / -1

There has been too much simping, too much cuckolding. None here are without sin, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave the slut, the mansion, California, and the whole United States, and I spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage to the United Kingdom. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.

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Nicktdot 9 points ago +10 / -1

YOU HEAR THAT CUCKBOY?

BerlinPede here is offering your ginger dad's-mom's-bodyguard ass a Bona Fide USA stamped, TD.win sealed, LETTER OF TRANSIT back to your Kingdom so you can kneel before your Queen , and allow her to decide your cuckhold fate...

Leave it all behind, the slut-wife, the Netflix deal, the mansion... go back to your blood.

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Cloudy_mood 5 points ago +6 / -1

turns on engine

Love this reference

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Cloudy_mood 3 points ago +4 / -1

Harry(throws Vanity Fair magazine): WE’LL NEVA WALK AWAY!!! NEVA!!!

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hokeycokey 17 points ago +17 / -0

We don't want them back, they are your problem now 😂

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peltast 24 points ago +24 / -0

That is an act of war!

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Olschoolponcho 14 points ago +19 / -5

NO FOREIGN ROYALTY ON AMERICAN SOIL. Fuck England with a pineapple sideways. No respect for a people who don’t respect themselves!

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Alloutwar 14 points ago +16 / -2

He used to be my favourite royal.Until that woman got her claws into him.Sad!

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remember1776 6 points ago +7 / -1

The deep state gets their photo ops

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kxitx 13 points ago +13 / -0

yeah nah he and the thot can fuck off into the path of a lorry for all we care

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Silencemennow 13 points ago +15 / -2

Dude married a chick that anyone could take a dump on for the the right price.

Classy!

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Alpha-As-Fuck 11 points ago +12 / -1

He's not even a royal. He and his mongrel wife are both filthy commoners.

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NorthAfricanViolet 11 points ago +12 / -1

Still waiting for her to announce that she is a Muslim...

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tootenbacher 5 points ago +5 / -0

We know she speaks Farsi, so I wouldn't be surprised at all.

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Get-schlonged 10 points ago +12 / -2

Nobody would care about this guy if his mom knew how to use a seatbelt

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IanBrandonAnderson 5 points ago +6 / -1

How could she give Dodi a proper blowie if she had her seatbelt on?

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Dooley127 8 points ago +8 / -0

Beat it Cuck (in the queens English)

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CmdrCrunk 6 points ago +6 / -0

And to bum a fag is to borrow a cigarette.

Honestly you yanks will laugh at anything :)

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Lady_MaGa 7 points ago +7 / -0

"borrow a cigarette". Who'd want it back after it's been used? Yuck!

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe it’s just because I’ve been out of the UK for 10 years. Or because I just never thought about it.

Bum a fag is pretty funny lol.

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Donald4thewin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your user name! Big laugh here.

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BigFreedomBoner 8 points ago +8 / -0

There's no movie stars any more. And there is certainly no royalty. Just lost souls unaware that while they still busy themselves playing make-believe, we are busy not caring.

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arturia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Keep him in the US as leverage against the Windsors when pedogate cracks wide open.

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. If they don't do what we want, send him back!

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Philhelm 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ransom him for Assange. Or execute him.

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Ionlywanttosee 8 points ago +8 / -0

UK Pede here, would very much like to downvote this one...

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RlzJohnnyM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Didn’t we do this already in 1776?

OUT!

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tootenbacher 7 points ago +7 / -0

They want to get away from the oppressive institution that is the royal family but continue to use their Duke and Duchess titles in the US - yeah, they're POS.

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MrBlack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Liberals cry about Trump being a king, but blindly follow and parrot actual monarch's propaganda.

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SJBHamilton 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Brit wit is overflowing here this morning.

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PropagandaWizard1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unfortunately she is an American citizen and her freeloading immigrant husband would get a spouse visa. She is a typical SoCal SJW loser.

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victory2024 7 points ago +8 / -1

Marrying a foreign royal abroad should be grounds to have your citizenship terminated.

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Saint675 5 points ago +6 / -1

Remember folks this is a shining example of the STD woke running wild. Prince Harry was a normal guy and well liked by the British public up until Harry stuck his royal lineage into a festering woke ridden goblin. While wokeness can be cured it is a very long and difficult process. Stay away from woke females.

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Brundlefly78 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can keep him and James Cordon

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YaBoiJacob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck the crown

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Reborned20 5 points ago +5 / -0

His compound is just a Western command center for the New World Order.

Did these British Subjects bring their own Mercenaries....er..workers.??

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EdmondDaunts 4 points ago +6 / -2

Ever seen that photo of a lion roaring as he's mounting a lioness. And then the photo of the same lion in a cage getting roared at by a lioness and looking broken.

Typically with the caption: Before Marriage and Marriage

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xdrunkagainx 4 points ago +4 / -0

We've seen them use family to pass information in the Obama administration I'm sure they're just here to be regular celebrities....

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tootenbacher 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the first time I've heard this and I'm intrigued.

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Pravikekec 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck that inbred ginger coal burner

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Mortal_Among_Many 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please don't send him back, we don't want him!

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AngryAsian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, Canada accepted back and gave millions to a Muslim terrorist, I'm pretty sure they'll deal with these pieces of shit

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bedsidetable 3 points ago +3 / -0

fuck that you guys have to keep him. He's your problem now.

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CanadianPatriot2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

And to think they almost moved to Canada!! #dodgedthatbullett

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I ever saw Harry on the street I would not take a swing as I don't hit women.