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phil_d_snutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I identify as a covid-immune person.

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IamDEMONetIZED [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol that's a good one too!

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Scrub_Anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just tell them, "it's okay, I'm in a vaccine trial. They asked me not to wear a mask." Seems to have worked so far.

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AuPhalanx 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favourite: Wanna know how to stay healthy during a pandemic? You mind your own damned business.

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AngryAsian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer, "Mind your own damn business ya blue haired fruit"

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ShalomRPh 2 points ago +2 / -0

"No I don't. I had it already, and I've since tested negative, so I'm extremely unlikely to get it again, and I won't give it to anyone else."

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SkeletorsTeeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im going to try..."are you a licensed medical professional who can legally give advice on wearing medical equipment to keep me or those around me healthy? No? Then I wouldnt be doing what you are doing in fear of lawsuits...." im guessing they would get a scared look on their face and run to ask their manager if they can be sued immediately...

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SkeletorsTeeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meaning at a store...obviously not a hospital or dr office

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IamDEMONetIZED [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

True! Giving medical advice without a professional degree and proper license from authority is a serious crime.

Good one!

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JohnFootpenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boomer tier meme