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Rainman 70 points ago +70 / -0

took the mans good burger

It's making me reconsider her confirmation... you can rape a man but for the love of God don't take his burger

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Loiuzein 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait I thought you can't rape a man

/s

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Aluminoti 28 points ago +28 / -0

Didn't even have the common decency to leave his burger

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude paid for that shit with his hard earned money. Disgraceful.

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Loiuzein 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nipples emerging, very distasteful.

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Grady_Wilson 18 points ago +18 / -0

But she gave him her fur-burger so it was an even trade.

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NotoriousCrux 6 points ago +6 / -0

She at least left the fries.... but used up the ketchup 😭

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 100 points ago +100 / -0

Then she yelled "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"

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MaxineWaters4Prez 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Here comes the rape train. Choo Choo!"

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Hijinx81 11 points ago +11 / -0

This was the most terrible part because it was 12 years before trump ran for president; she knew about the Russian collusion then! And she did nothing!

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bleh19799791 59 points ago +59 / -0

This meme is now indelible in my hippocampus.

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empiretc 47 points ago +47 / -0

damn, that is an awesome story to tell the guys! they will all be so jealous!

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TrumpsFavorite 42 points ago +42 / -0

You’re fishing around in a septic tank looking for gold nuggets. It ain’t worth it, man.

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SuperBriz [S] 54 points ago +54 / -0

That's my fetish. My real name is hunter

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geebeext 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thumbs up

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IncredibleMrE1 40 points ago +41 / -1

Brett Kavanaugh was there too, drinking beer the whole time.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 12 points ago +12 / -0

So there I was, getting a Good Soy Burger with tofu fries.

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YOLO69SWAGG420GG 10 points ago +10 / -0

drinking soy milk with my re-usable aluminum straw

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 11 points ago +11 / -0

Suspicious Russian-speaking people were seen in the area.

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Pirate_Lafitte 21 points ago +21 / -0

Now I'm wondering what amazon style is

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unsquishable 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's like a reverse missionary pos where the chick thrusts as if she has the dick.

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Reverse cowgirl?

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Trump2024 18 points ago +19 / -1

Oh my sweet summer child

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YOLO69SWAGG420GG 10 points ago +10 / -0

it's basically chick is on top doing the snu snu which pretty much looks like if the girl is fucking the guy even though the girl has a vagina. The girl thrusts super hard in a way that has the chance to break the peen. Quite worth the 5 bucks on corner street if you ask me.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

hard to explain, just look it up, its not too crazy and looks nice

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just read it.

I’m 50/50 hungry and horny.

I don’t feel right...

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F_Libtards_Muzzys 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lolololololz. Gold.

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JoeandHunterBiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hmmmm,, my kinda' gal, do you have any pic's?

Signed,

Hunter Bi.

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JiubUnbound 7 points ago +7 / -0

Worse still, the rest of Poison refused to help. They just kept playing Blame It On You as an implicit threat.

This only seemed to drive Amy Coney Hatch into a wilder frenzy.

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Drinkup4 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get this guy a gofundme page./s

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Lol_Garrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

But what drink did he get? orange soda?

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

hehe, good stuff. seems to me his only real complaint is about the missing burger.

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bouki 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bigly if true! LOLOLOL

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RuthGaydarBinsburg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Has CNN picked up this story yet?

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AllahFubar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok, that laugh really hurt my hernia this time. Again it was worth it!

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stole the burger AND smeared ketchup on him. Evil

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8bit_mixtape 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looked up "Amazon Style"

Wow

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SuperBriz [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful, isn't it?

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DefaultFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA boner intensifies.

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Kanbesto 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is maybe the funniest thing I've ever read.

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leg_hairs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Went on to upvote from 6999 to 7000 lol

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

See you later, space cowboy!

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AbsurdOpinion 2 points ago +2 / -0
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pbarnett865 2 points ago +2 / -0

metoo Amy, #metoo.

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BobbyTwoScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll take “things I wish would happen to me for 2020, Alex”

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Blahsalot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice.

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superalienhyphy 1 point ago +1 / -0

More believable than the Kavanaugh accusations

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VonBustacap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lukcy!

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

damn

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HeretostayUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, some mens’ fantasies...

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katsumi27 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Amy Coney Barret isn’t leaving this dick until it’s drained” 🤣😂

I’m using that line with my BF when we role play this weekend.