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posted ago by Valanantar ago by Valanantar +421 / -0
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Carbinated1 16 points ago +16 / -0

How the fuck do these jacknut know what's essential to me and my family.

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tdwinner2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

They don't need to know. They tell you. You obey.

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TheTuckerDiaries 14 points ago +14 / -0

“I’m just following orders” 🤮

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BasteSpuds 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is full insanity and social engineering. There's nothing these measures do to curtail a virus. This is just about shaping how people live.

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Horsinaround 13 points ago +13 / -0

Only non-essential items spread Covid now?

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tdwinner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes.

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sentient-potato 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why? What's the purpose in doing this?

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Valanantar [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Programming the 'herd'.

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Jabron661 9 points ago +9 / -0

No questions citizen. Obey.

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AsaNisiMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

How can anyone think coffee cups are not essential? 🤬

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arkylady 6 points ago +6 / -0

hahaha!

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tdwinner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're going to have to drink your coffee right from the pot. Oh, and no more coffee beans for you.

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I don't get my morning mug of covfefe I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around. Could even get ornery.

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tdwinner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then it's off to the mental ward with you.

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh noes! The men in white with butterfly nets and comically large hypodermic syringes will never catch me!

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American-stormcloak 8 points ago +8 / -0

"YOU BUY WHAT WE TELL YOU TO BUY PEASANTS!"

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tdwinner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great Leap Backward incoming

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American-stormcloak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Progress comrade. Just a few million more deaths and we will achieve equality!

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Valanantar [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

"We are saving the planet" = More plastic is good.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare you! I shüd be in skëww! On de other side of the øcean!

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nmipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Upper and Lower Whitmerreichstaat, the area formerly known as Michigan, sends its regards. https://www.businessinsider.com/costco-walmart-target-stop-selling-nonessential-items-in-michigan-2020-4?op=1

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INSSABOFA 7 points ago +7 / -0

WTF will this accomplish for anyone?

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Cesare_Borgia 5 points ago +5 / -0

We will all become slightly more compliant to the government controlling our lives.

Frankly I think that was part of the goal here.

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sentient-potato 6 points ago +6 / -0

That twitter thread is a dumpster fire of people arguing what is and isn't essential, when none of them have the wherewithal to even question who decides this and why.

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

"question who decides this and why"

It would appear you've had a bit too much to think, Comrade.

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INeedABunker 5 points ago +5 / -0

What, do they have to drink with their hands now?

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gromenawer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not kidding, I just move out to a new house and I literally had no cutlery, or cups, or kitchenware in general.

Everything behind that plastic was very essential to me last week!

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MagaCountry 5 points ago +5 / -0

these cunts jerk off to communist power grabs

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MuadDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

To think the Welsh survived the Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Vikings, and the English for 2000 years then end up cucking like this.

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TheTeutonicSensation 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welsh is a non-essential language

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pvt_funk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why though?

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Poopenguin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget they tried to make this happen in Michigan!

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thelastlast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wales no! no wonder you guys got your shit pushed in every time england was invaded.

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jimbofish 3 points ago +3 / -0

SCIENCE !!