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Don’t be a Sarah.. (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
posted ago by TennesseeScorpio +2469 / -0
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NaturalAC1 86 points ago +86 / -0

Lol. I didn't see Sarah until you mentioned her.

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PyroSphere 52 points ago +52 / -0

That's because you were too distracted by the shapely female to even notice there was a ham planet orbiting nearby.

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

😂 Ham Planet!!

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cleancutcutlet 14 points ago +15 / -1

Stuffed Ham Planet

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Cmchn 9 points ago +10 / -1

Butter Golem

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MAGARondonmonson 13 points ago +13 / -0

Looks more like Micheal Moore..........LOL

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TheClassicalLiberal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah. Same with me. I was too busy looking at "not Sarah" that i missed the 800 pound gorilla in the room.

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Coopster 39 points ago +40 / -1

LOL. Got me! Oh look Here comes Big foot .

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Comanche_Moon 32 points ago +32 / -0

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Eating as much as an elephant eats?

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ExileOnRedditStreet 19 points ago +19 / -0

What are you at, getting terribly fat.

What do you think will come of that?

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ChokingOnARedpill 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is what happened to Violet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0I8UmFet50

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ExileOnRedditStreet 8 points ago +8 / -0

She needs the Oompa Loompas to roll her down the hallway to be juiced and squeezed. Not volunteering for that job, but someone's gonna have to do it.

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Forty_Five 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't like the look of it.

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Rerun1Central 22 points ago +22 / -0

you got me.. never even looked right of the ass/ponytail line

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DeplorableLA 21 points ago +21 / -0

HILARIOUS

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Formerlurker92 19 points ago +19 / -0

I feel like I'm an observant person until you do something like this and I completely miss it

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thewordwolf 12 points ago +13 / -1

Us men are hardwired to notice this stuff. It's right in our DNA.

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Gonzotron5000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Girl in the foreground didn't get that body from working out. It helped but those curves are not natural.

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nature is overrated.

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marvin_nash 10 points ago +10 / -0

sensible chuckle

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MrAjParker 9 points ago +9 / -0

totally got me lol

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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weallscreamforMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

and penuses

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PenguinBurrito 8 points ago +8 / -0

But my girlfriend is named Sarah... She sure as hell doesn't look like THAT Sarah though!

Even though she's registered as a Democrat for some stupid fucking reason (she was never really interested in politics), after talking about actually policies over the last few weeks, she says she's voting a straight Republican ticket.

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undocumentedAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

you got me hahahaha

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IDGAF-DT2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

You got me..you filthy bastards...haha!!

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redinmn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didnt even see her.

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that_sound 5 points ago +5 / -0

son of a bitch...

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Choppermagic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry. I've already made my choice where my eyes are staying

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Magamom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was sarah's figure so offensive that OP had to censor a part of her body? LOL!

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jsphere256 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sarah is a stealth boomer

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Desert_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahahahaha

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Pray4USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bahahahahaha! 😂😂😂

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Fabius 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not my type. Either of them.

I get it, but it's just too much.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry Sarah, I’m Bristol-watching....

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Butcher_bear -1 points ago +2 / -3

I would also say that you should not be like the woman in the front of the photo who is dressed like a whore. The bible commands women to dress in modest apparel, and although I am no expert, I wouldn't classify this as modestly dressed. God calls it abomination for women to dress in men's clothes, and for men to wear women's clothing. Men wear pants, women should wear skirts or dresses that go down to at least their knees. The bible clearly says that exposing your thighs is considered nakedness.