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posted ago by Kitzinger1 ago by Kitzinger1 +27 / -0

Dear Santa Trump,

Yeah, it's me and I don't really ask for too much but other Santa's past seemed to have had trouble delivering on the promises they have made. Luckily, you seem different.

It seems like you are still working on my last present which was peace in the middle east. I really put you up to the task on that one didn't I?

I still can't believe you delivered on destroying ISIS. Still, maybe you can put the finishing touches on that present and wipe the last of them out in Libya.

It's good to know that those Elves are working hard and steady on that Wall Present I asked for. Maybe you can make it ten feet higher?

But if you know me you know that there is one thing I really want for Christmas this year.

The destruction of the career political establishment.

Really, that is all I want for Christmas. I could die happy seeing this happen. I've secretly been praying year after year and it has never happened but yet I feel hope in the wind this year. That cool breeze blowing across that landscape may feel chilly to those in power but it feels brisk and refreshing to me.

A total cleaning of the house of all those political cronies who have made a career out of staying in power is what I wish for Christmas this year, Santa Trump.

Your ever loyal pal,

Jason

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