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EpicTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

You should not use piss to color your hair.

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HillarysHairyAss 7 points ago +7 / -0

Suddenly every man in the world becomes a Trump supporter.

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Brownwaterboys 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nature warns of animals with toxins with bright colors.

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OrthamVega 3 points ago +3 / -0

tell her her transition is going great. if she gets mad call her a transphobe.

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Jakefoy92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ima pass, dog.

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Catdogwasagoodshow [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Wow dude. Is this original content? Because it’s just incredible what you’ve done here with words.

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Brickapede2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does anything match the drapes?

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CMDRConanAAnderson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't you dare ask for consent to see if that's a penis under that skirt.

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably has braided armpit hair and beaver bugs.

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iactuallylovetrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

ask for her onlyfans

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Catdogwasagoodshow [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

So far this is my favorite response

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iactuallylovetrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

..or 'tribute' her pic and send a pic of that to her, signed ~a Trump supporter.

cheers!

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

The picture sorta let me know I’m not interested before she even started talking.

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MostlyPeacefulMurder 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought these species were exclusive to portland, don't tell me they started migrating to Florida

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TrumpTrain2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Oops. I was drunk.”

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JmReBox 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't because:

you may have an STD You might have crabs You may have harry pits and an over aggressive goats beard. You only have 1 working brain cell

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Catdogwasagoodshow [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pedes I’m devastated. I refreshed my app and “she’s” gone.

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jesus, she's probably only like 30, too.