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Bbasher 87 points ago +90 / -3

LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, MITCH DOES HIS JOB TO A T!!!!!

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MustafaJones 77 points ago +77 / -0

Trump wasn’t lying when he said he would teach Republicans how to win.

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QueMalaHarris 42 points ago +42 / -0

Trump gave the Republicans their balls back

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dixieleeanon 14 points ago +14 / -0

OMG exactly Ive said this at different time examples Lindsey Graham in that photo w/the smile on his face walking away from a SJW being held back by security I believe during BK SCOTUS hearings & around the time of no names passing when he was very passionate at the hearings. Also, Ted Cruz I believe after TX hurricanes or border wall building he was down in Tx when he 1st grew his beard he grew his balls . Must've because when he got back to DC in the Senate he was Alpha hardcore. Slowly but surely Replications one by one found their balls & remembered what it meant to be men w/ purpose. They no longer cowered behind their own shadows of whatever it was the DS had on em. I believe the awful ones left the ones that remained were of a vein of wiggle room redemption which they had to prove & fight for. You could see it happen when they began to hold their heads up & speak out. It was also obvious that they recalled & quickly became found of being a fighter for the people & integrity felt like home. I remember watching it all & telling my fiancƩ how it seems as tho GEOTUS has helped them find their balls & find their way to being worthy of their positions given to them by we the people. On a side note for anyone that knows is this the "My fellow American's" that we have been waiting for? Just wondering

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MadMaxUSMC 6 points ago +6 / -0

I also think Rand and the others getting a little roughed up outside the capital by antiFA might have woke them up a little.

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masculinist 2 points ago +2 / -0

What he really did was nominate someone the left could not easily drag thru the mud at the same time the senate also remembered they caved way too much on the Blasey Ford bs.

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the_kovic 2 points ago +2 / -0

No jokes, post-Trump Ted Cruz has been an amazing legislator.

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QueMalaHarris 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel the same. And ever since he’s grown out his beard, he’s been a man on a mission. He’s been killing it

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Jojobelle 30 points ago +31 / -1

Mitch does his job to a C

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NvJohansson 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yep, he gets the shit done. All credit where credit is due

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not_a_shill 11 points ago +11 / -0

God dammit blackpeople voting against McConnell.... kek

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CandyBarr 5 points ago +7 / -2

I've voted against him every election since TARP. Bought time he did something worthwhile.

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beacray 2 points ago +4 / -2

Your anti vote could put a dem in and ruin everything. suck it up.

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CandyBarr -1 points ago +5 / -6

He’s a traitor to the American people. If you aren’t old enough to remember TARP I suggest you look it up.

I’m not into socialist bail outs for bankers and you shouldn’t be either.

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MadMaxUSMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mitch has come through on the judges. And if there was only going to be one thing he really came through on, that was the one we needed most.

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americanzoomer 16 points ago +16 / -0

WE FUCKING DID IT LETSGOOOOOOO

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Pickles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Really good speech by Mitch also!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Me too!!!! I’m so happy they got it done!

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darthskids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say thanks, harry! https://youtu.be/KqR44wxx4h8

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Pickles 80 points ago +80 / -0

"We can defeat whatever comes through those gates, if we work together". -movie actor in a gladiator movie

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Libertysheimdall1 21 points ago +21 / -0

I served with you in Vindobona.

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Pickles 16 points ago +16 / -0

What we do in life, echoes in eternity

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MAGApedeHA 20 points ago +35 / -15

I am but a humble salt miner. The mines were unfunded and times were dark from 2008 to 2016. Thank God for President Trump and his reinvigoration of the mines!! Times are now prosperous for my family!!! Thank you GEOTUS!!!

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FREEDOM1st 11 points ago +11 / -0

They said he would need a magic wand to bring back the salt mine jobs.

Abracadabra!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 65 points ago +65 / -0

One said ā€œWell now we know how long we can make a republic last. 1776-2020ā€

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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IAbsolutelyDare 60 points ago +60 / -0

It's always cringe when they pretend to be The Real Patriotsā„¢.

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No_name_iii 31 points ago +31 / -0

they'll denounce everything american and feign patriotism in the same sentence with no sense of irony

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CovfefeAndBacon 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Democracy is DEAD REEEEEEEE"

2 seconds later

"pack the court!!!!"

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chowdah 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol if the founders could see those chucklefucks they'd by dumping them from helicopters themselves.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep!!!!! Well said!!!! They’re fucking phoneys haha love the tm addition btw

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CONNMAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We hope the Patriots lose" - Dr. Jill Biden

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jtipsw02 37 points ago +37 / -0

My personal favorite, ā€œhold your family tight, the round ups will now beginā€ Freaking tools...

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TheGreenSupremacist 15 points ago +15 / -0

Tonight I will weep while reading passages from The Handmaids Tale by candlelight (a Robert Mueller collectors candle to be precise).

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KekistanPM 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm still waiting on their promise that Trump would round up all the homosexuals.

And aren't they the ones who want to round up all the Trump supporters in front of a firing squad?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Round ups of us??? Or them? Fucking projectionists at their finest!!!!!!!

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jtipsw02 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got the sense of round ups of them... I know, makes the brain hurt.

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GeoG85 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh yea, having a family legalizes crime.

Like those Karens, before they were Karens - they were overbearing moms pushing their selfish wills on the community, with the guise of "I'm allowed because I'M A MOTHER!!!"

Or even the Anchor babies here, and while they tried to cross their border with.

"I'm legal! Look! I bring a child!"

If you did something, it'll come back to you. No science. None of this "Life is nature HUHHUHUHHUHU" edgelord shit. What you did, comes back to you. And these people don't like that they chose to do ILL unto others.

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gamexa 10 points ago +10 / -0

"But also, all of the Founding Fathers were racist and the entire country was founded on slavery and genocide."

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murica9999 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's so cute when they pretend to care about the republic when we all know they would have been loyal to king George.

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jiujiujiu 62 points ago +62 / -0

I’m here you stupid bastards!

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Chaotikizm 24 points ago +24 / -0

Swing that pick you stupid bastards!

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thewashambro 21 points ago +21 / -0

Clap for that you stupid bastards.

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J_Von_Random 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please mine.

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cgiles98 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mine that salt you stupid bastards!

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global_cafeous 25 points ago +25 / -0

Why are people HAPPY she was nominated!?!?

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HotMustard84 14 points ago +14 / -0

Honestly not a bad post lol.

What were the odds of a Trump election win when he first announced in 15', I think 100/1? At least.

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KekistanPM 17 points ago +17 / -0

She has done nothing to earn this honor

Actually she...you know what, nevermind I'm not even going to try to reason with them.

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MustafaJones 6 points ago +6 / -0

WOMP WOMP

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newuser999 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bernie can still win!!

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captn_crunch 44 points ago +45 / -1 (edited)

DEUS SALT!!

Spez: "Bullshit! Sound off like you've got a pair!"

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cgiles98 16 points ago +16 / -0

KEK

DEUS SALT!

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captn_crunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Btw, care to share the life hack for making your text bigger? I'd like to get my message across better.

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cgiles98 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use the pound sign/hashtag in-front of your text. :)

# Example

will be

Example

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captn_crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent!

Is there a limit as to how big I can make it?

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cgiles98 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe that is the largest you can make text.

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captn_crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that outta be something to look into by our based mod overlords.

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SummTingWong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put a pound sign before it.

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blacktankguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

in all seriousness....I get that r/politics is a great spot to go for salt. But what are some other places people go to find salt? is it all reddit? twitter? specific people or subreddits? I want specifics!

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FUqer 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's salt flowing from every direction on twitter #SCOTUS right now.

"today was an an awful breach of our human rights. I have started doing spells of protection over all women"

"The Democratic Party is so feckless, it is embarrassing."

"FML!! This will undo all women’s rights!!"

"At this point I am basically trying to get banned so I can pry my eyes away from this shit show for the next little while."

"So I'm low key thinking about tubal ligation."

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look for dead giveaways like places that blue haired land whales congregate.

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HotMustard84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try r/fuckmitchmcconnell

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Elvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter is where you find the craziest takes but it needs a bigger biohazard suit.

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SaltLickPicnic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm eating GOOD tonight!

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CovfefeAndBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finally, some good fucking food!

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ObongoForPrison2020 41 points ago +42 / -1

Important point to remember - the Democrats wouldn't be this fucking salty if they were confident Joe is winning or they knew their cheating mechanism is in place and working.

They know Joe is losing horribly and their cheating has been successfully hindered. Trump has a mandate. Democrats have nothing. Get fucked.

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kag-2020- 14 points ago +14 / -0

If President Trump has the House back him, they're toast. He knows it, they know it, everybody knows it. They're last chance to destroy America has flopped and we are going to start hitting these Communists back like we haven't seen in the last century.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Taking the House while holding the Senate? Firing Wray along with a thousand other deadbeats? Please, my freedom boner can only get so hard.

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StandardOilCompany 8 points ago +8 / -0

I want to think he's losing horribly but I think it will be close.

VOTE PEDES! C'MON MAN!!! NO MALARKY ON NOV 3!!!!!!!!

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spaceport-terra 30 points ago +30 / -0

I got -48 downvote on r/politics in 4 min's!

Personal best!

"CONFIRMED!

The salt must FLOW!"

hahahahahahahah

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RPD2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Link?

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RPD2 12 points ago +12 / -0

The lower the score, the more salt has been extracted.

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don_piledrive_hilary 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take your entire stock.

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ChrisSuperDude 27 points ago +27 / -0

Gentlemen, if I have a massive coronary from the salt overload, make sure I don’t vote Democrat when I’m playing pool with St. Peter.

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Debonkkkked 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHA

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AngryAsian 19 points ago +19 / -0

So happy I can't pick which meme from my meme folder to butthurt leftists with!

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FearDaNazgulz 7 points ago +7 / -0

All of them?

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Chawlns 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m looking forward to the salt posts. They’re always my favorites!

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BrianPilot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mine too! Let's hope there's plenty of videos of libtards having a nervous breakdown in their cars

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blackdudeinresidence 12 points ago +12 / -0

Schumer - ā€œmy colleagues are going to regret this a lot more than they think.ā€

Lol

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MAGAbeast2016 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reddit is in a Karen rage

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Based_psychologist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Eww does that mean I have to go to Reddit?

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AmericanArmour 5 points ago +5 / -0

The salt will not mine itself brƶther.

TO THE MINES!

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MagaroniNCheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

DEUS SALT

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LionTed 9 points ago +9 / -0

reeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(growing louder as I approach the salt mines)

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Isaiah_54_17 8 points ago +8 / -0

GOD WINS.

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LeftiesAreTheRacists 8 points ago +8 / -0

SUCK IT JOHN ROBERTS!

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Acala 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gonna go ahead and thank our pedes for the incoming salt walls they're going to put together of rabid libtards comments over at reddit. I send that shit to a few people.

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droden 7 points ago +7 / -0

watch your blood pressure in those salt mines its flowing at an extraordinarily high levels!

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Meatbank84 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll be fine like GEOTUS I eat hamberders, diet Coke’s, and liberals everyday so I’m used to lots of salt.

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Analophigus 6 points ago +8 / -2

Aw man I have a chance right now to have the top comment in this thread!!! Yay!!!

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Analophigus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks fren my dreams r made

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IAmCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

ā€œ And this is how Democracy dies... to thunderous applause...ā€

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Be3Al2Si6O18 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank God we're not a democracy. Constitutional Republics ftfw.

Also, Cocaine Mitch is the Senate.

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HotMustard84 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm gonna post that in politics when Trump wins for a laugh.

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America_No_1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sitting at -30 on the reddit thread for my comment :) Feeling pretty proud. (same username)

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don_piledrive_hilary 6 points ago +6 / -0

TINK TINK MOTHERFUCKER

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Winter_huntress 6 points ago +6 / -0

Went by reddit to lol at the reeeeeeing and my favorite comment was someone saying they are so mad they are screaming and the reply said something like good film it and post it so we can laugh! Lol

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Undying 5 points ago +5 / -0

The libtards are already screaming "pack the court" "make DC and PR states"

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think_for_yourselves 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. Look through the megathread on r/politics. It's absolutely unreal that these people's votes are worth the same as mine. They're literally insane

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HunterBidenCokeMirro 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair most of them are probably eurotrash.

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zigZag590 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry guys I tried mining salt but the people in politics are soooo retarded that I lost 50 IQ points and I need time to recover from reading so much stupidity.

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RPD2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not just self-sustaining, but self-replenishing salt mines

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha this is the one pepe salt meme I didn't just post!

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NotoriousCrux 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's not forget about Killary's birthday! Every pede should wish her a happy one šŸ™‚

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Pede3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Happy Birthday Hillary!

herturn #smashglassceiling

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G0vnah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dis gonna be good, enough salt to last a decade. 2020, very good year, very bountiful harvest

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Libertysheimdall1 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of you glorious bastards is going to assemble a salt thread, yes?

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awww yiss!

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BasedRedPillZeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

deep inhale while adjusting mask

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm over there wasting my last good alt. Worth it.

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IcculusBased9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roger, wilco

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Ryoten 3 points ago +3 / -0

I found the biggest shovel I could find....my cock. Now let me smack a few libs in the face with it.

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captn_crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did Hunter just pull the ultimate face turn?

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QueMalaHarris 3 points ago +3 / -0

MORE POWER!!!!!

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thehutman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've hit a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE line in the SALT mine 😁

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

someone say "salt"?

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +4 / -1

Screen shot 'em, boys.

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HidinginNY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go Go Go! Mine that salt!

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merkmerk73 2 points ago +2 / -0

I made this meme back in 2016 and I'm so fucking happy when I see it get circulated again

The original is lost in time because it was back when we were using sli.img or whatever that hosting site was.

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Thedeadliestmau5 2 points ago +2 / -0

where do we dispense the salt for the compilation picture?

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MaddieKaddison 2 points ago +2 / -0

There’s too much salt. I’m trying. Pedes...

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SeleniteGrayAMG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Report back with the screen shots Pedes!

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Fauxcahontas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found this gem on Twitter . WTF does he think is going to happen?

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M101News 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO