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ObongoForPrison2020 322 points ago +325 / -3

Important point to remember - the Democrats wouldn't be this fucking salty if they were confident Joe is winning or they knew their cheating mechanism is in place and working.

They know Joe is losing horribly and their cheating has been successfully hindered. Trump has a mandate. Democrats have nothing. Get fucked.

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AggieBodyBuilder 126 points ago +128 / -2

I watch every rally every single day and I cannot help but laugh my ass off reading shill headlines like "Trump behind Biden in Texas" and other garbage. Only a few more days until Trump ascends for round 2.

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booblitchutz 69 points ago +70 / -1

“Trump behind in Texas” is some serious Hunter Biden Crack Pipe Smoking Footjob Clown World!

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Gloria_InExcelsisKek 23 points ago +23 / -0

Imagine, back in March, you got a note from the future that said we would be in "Hunter Biden Crack Pipe Smoking Footjob Clown World" in late October of this year. And here we are... This timeline, man.

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DevilDog 7 points ago +7 / -0

China eats asshoe!

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Bidenisapedonehundo 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCK YEA!

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Kenzokev 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lmao😂😂😂

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BirthHole 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forgot the family kid fucking.

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PinochetIsMyHero 12 points ago +12 / -0

He was smoking meth, you Trumpkin!

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

You need to catch up, fren. It’s crack, too.

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HeavyHebrew 10 points ago +10 / -0

Say, that naked girl lying next to Hunter while he smokes molten hypothermic crack rocks has a scar on her ankle that looks just like the one Natalie Biden has on hers in the same spot...

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svartchimpans 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any references for the ankle scar photo and Nathalies ankle? I found nothing on TD or web search.

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HeavyHebrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

the hacker named 4chan

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No_Malarkey_Joe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ummmm nice try magat but hunter isn't on the ticket.

Woah looks like I pissed off a bunch of russianbots /s

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0io- 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, it's not like they really did anything too bad.

Accepting millions in bribes, getting our CIA agents and embassy staff murdered, covering up pedophilia, practicing incest, smoking crack while making kiddie porn, lying to the American public, withholding evidence during an impeachment trial, some murders, funding human trafficking, maybe a little sadistic child torture... At least they didn't say "grab 'em by the pussy", or "boofing", because it would be hard to forget something really awful like that. /s

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plaaaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling the CCP made Wuhan virus the wuflu is unforgivable raaasyyyycisssssm but Obama Biden getting 30 Chinese citizens & their families executed by Xir Pun is a ok! * hpnk * *honk *

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first one was a meth pipe but the more questionable content has him smoking crack

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. There's a difference between a crack pipe and a meth bubble

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starshippooper 18 points ago +18 / -0

Honestly, I'm glad they think these polls are accurate because it only adds to their complacency.

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Ameronaut 10 points ago +10 / -0

Biden leading Trump by 7 points in West Virginia in new poll!!!!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

This just in, root canals are beating blow jobs by seven points nationaly

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Julia_J 10 points ago +10 / -0

I try to watch all of them too

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HeavyHebrew 5 points ago +5 / -0

Over two thousand people rallied in Beverly Hills, CA for Trump just the other day

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King5150 5 points ago +5 / -0

the threat of greater state taxation has put the fear of god into the fuckers. 0.4% annual wealth tax and state tax up by 3.5% has them shitting their pants.

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pedefromohio 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only problem is half of those fuckers moved to Texas and are watering down the vote there.

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's the #1 reason why Rogan and Shapiro fled Cali. No shortage of Beverley Hillbillies, Pacific Palisades & Santa Monica scum who are really nervous about their wealth being incrementally hoovered up by lazy liberals.

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boomerpro17 43 points ago +43 / -0

they will win the popular vote by 4million + as you can see with all this mail-in-ballot nonsense.. what kind of Country does this type of bullshit for an election... But Trump has had the electoral college pretty much on lock this whole time & I think the dems are finally starting to figure out they have about a 0.02% chance of winning the electoral (only thing that matters).. similar chance of dying to COVID...

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9x10again 32 points ago +32 / -0

The California ballot harvest will account for any popular vote bullshit. Here’s what’s funny about Hillary and her idiot followers raging about her winning the popular vote. The same thing happened when she was in primaries with Zero. But it was okay then. They used some fancy super delegate math to give him the nomination even though she won popular vote

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mateus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yes, it's California.

Look, I'm sure DH and I weren't the only ones who stayed up late on Election Night 2016 and saw Trump WAY ahead in both electoral AND popular votes. It wasn't until CA results started coming in that the popular count went her way.

Hillary saw it, too, which is why she disappeared EARLY on and was nowhere to be found UNTIL that popular vote turned.

If anything, an EC win points to the reason for its existence to begin with: population centers alone were not intended to be "the deciders." And that's even irrespective of the high probability that a YUGE number of those west coast votes were cast by ILLEGALS.

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buckiemohawk 7 points ago +7 / -0

there so much fake voting out there in California, you can literally walk into a polling station and never be asked to show ID and go vote

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe everyone in those CA Trump parades can just go from polling station to polling station voting for Trump...what’s good for the goose is good for the gander, as they say

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Hades440 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one place was meant to be the decider. Every state gets a voice thanks to the EC.

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SuperSilly 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also, don't forget that several Californians have come out in interviews saying, they don't like the ballot harvesting but that Republican have learned that they have to do it, as well. So, they are learning how to win. This idea that only Dems can play hard is ridiculous.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm seeing a lot of dragon energy...I think Trump could get the popular vote too.

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PeteButtplug 5 points ago +6 / -1

I want this. I want the hidden Trump voter, the newly registered voters and the people who lied to pollsters about voting for Biden to swing this thing by 10 points. Let's get 60% of the vote and mop up the electoral college.

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want it for salt mining purposes.. otherwise..don't care since we don't have universal voter IDs and wildly different standards between states.

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Hades440 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't help but laugh when they talk about Trump questioning the security of mail in voting and they have people come on to tout the successes of mail in voting and they always go, "of course it's 100% secure. We do this, this, and this and it prevents all the issues that may arise from mail in voting." And you stop and think, "well we aren't doing any of those things. In fact, a lot of them have been thrown out recently by courts saying we can't do this, this, and this." So really they're reporting exactly why Trump is right to worry.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

The popular vote is not a thing. There are 50 popular votes. It literally doesn't matter at all.

Don't believe me, just watch.

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah when that happens, I hope we finally have a federal investigation into the election fraud (after Trump fires all the heads of the alphabet agencies); and we frog march all these dem shitheads away on cuffs.

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DrCowboyPresident 8 points ago +8 / -0

Republican poll watchers can't get in where it really matters, is the problem.

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Hades440 1 point ago +1 / -0

Laws about who is allowed in the buildings.

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bitterbut_true 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank-you for that re-assurance. Now we can go back to sleep :)

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RosettaStone 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't forget the other reason that they are so salty. Many prominent Democrats (and also some Republicans) have been breaking the law, believing that they could do it with impunity.

A return by the courts, especially the Supreme Court, to the rule of law means that many of those corrupt politicians will face justice.

I call that MAGA!

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HidinginNY 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty much. They were banking on either fucking with the votes or causing enough shit to go down that they would bring it to the SC with a 5-4 left leaning majority cause Roberts would probably be a turncoat. When RBG died, everyone freaked out cause a 4-4 decision (Thanks Roberts!) would possibly start a shit show in the lower courts. Now if they cause enough shit for the election to be decided by the Supreme Court, they're likely to be facing a 5-4 right/originalist court that would disapprove of the legal fuckery that the Leftists have been engaging in throughout swing states where they had enough control to shoehorn their bullshit through the courts.

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Hades440 4 points ago +5 / -1

They played their hand too confidently. RBG died last year and they let it out now hoping the threat of a third nomination would motivate voters, confident that they could simply rely on it being so close to the election to prevent an actual appointment. That's why when precedent failed they drew up the dying wish BS. Then they tried to prevent a quorum. All trying to slam the breaks because he was never supposed to actually fill her seat.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 91 points ago +94 / -3

This graphic makes me so happy. She was dead for almost a year before they announced it for maximum political gain anyway

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Flipbarryfromreddit 43 points ago +44 / -1

Nobody saw her at the play about her that she supposedly attended. Even when they announced her

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Art-Vandelay41 29 points ago +30 / -1

Devils advocate here: if she was dead for that long, why didn’t they wait another few months?

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ZacPetkanas 28 points ago +29 / -1
  1. They were probably hoping they could get enough traitorous Republicans to agree to delay the vote and that it would drive Democrat voters to the polls.

or

  1. Someone accidentally kicked the freezer plug out of the wall and RBG's corpse was getting too gamey
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StarGirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

They stashed her in pelosi's ice cream fridge

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Art-Vandelay41 2 points ago +4 / -2

If I’m the Democrat party, I’m sure I’m smart enough to understand that giving Trump 3 Supreme Court Justices in 1 term is not a winning strategy.

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Averon 5 points ago +5 / -0

A big issue in the 2016 was a lot of people not wanting Hillary to be able to pick the replacement for Scalia, which drove Republican turnout to be higher.

I think they had the idea that it would work the same way but in democrats favor instead... So they're plan failed miserably.

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anon2309011 4 points ago +5 / -1

It isn't about winning anymore with them. It's about destroying the entire system to go towards socialism.

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Hades440 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make people so disillusioned with the system by portraying everything as some world ending failure of Democracy and the people will tear the system apart for them.

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knightofday 1 point ago +1 / -0

I honestly think so too

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fair point, very fair point pede. They did it to all unite against us and Trump in the death of RGB

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JackSharpScribe 1 point ago +2 / -1

With a failing Covid narrative it would've become more obvious she was dead if there was a need for the Supreme Court to decide the outcome of the election, or even to shoot down these BS policies extending voting deadlines and such.

I think they wanted to wait as long as possible, but if it got out that they were hiding her death, it would come back to bite them. Just like the Hunter Biden issue is biting them, even if they ignore it.

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Hades440 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt it was that, only because she's still been able to do her job all year despite being dead. Another case in fromt of the Supreme Court wouldn't suddenly have become an issue in hiding her death.

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DwellerMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump called them out on live tv when he 'heard the news' thats my theory

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

The other judges supposedly worked directly with her at least once after that play. So the other judges would have to have been in on the conspiracy if she was dead.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kavanaugh and Gorsuch would have to be conspirators involved

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El_Magarino 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought she was seen at the airport, but it turned out to be a coat rack.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣 thanks for the laugh, fren

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously they all just respectfully did not take pictures of her.

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JimboForDonald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea I checked it out. Fake for sure. RGB behind the podium and the background was real but the rest was imposed.

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pingpongdingdong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s thank Harry Reid and his hubris for making tis happen!

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FliesTheFlag 67 points ago +67 / -0

Fuxk Justice Roberts , Rino sack of shit!

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Libertysheimdall1 30 points ago +30 / -0

He's the real sack of shit, because he is a backstabbing asshole. RBG never pretended to be anything but leftist. Roberts is just despicable.

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knightofday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Doesn't matter if it was him on the flight log or not, they 100% have dirt on him either way.

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stjimmy92 2 points ago +2 / -0

He illegally adopted his children.

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trump_is_john_galt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm really hoping for troll appointments like Alex Jones by GEOTUS' 4th term.

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

dat username tho

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should gay frogs be able to get married?

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Hades440 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the implication.

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nero2003 34 points ago +36 / -2

What that noise I hear? REEEEE from the depths of Hell?

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sackofwisdom 8 points ago +9 / -1

Seriously. How can almost 50% of our elected officials be this evil and petty? These solipsistic assholes influence the lives of millions of people around the world.

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Hades440 4 points ago +4 / -0

Evil people tend to be way more ambitious than good people. The best person to put in a position of power is someone who doesn't want it. The worst person is someone who needs it.

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AggieBodyBuilder 31 points ago +31 / -0

Elections have consequences.

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Pepe_longcockings 5 points ago +5 / -0

Erections have consequences too

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djmarcone 4 points ago +4 / -0

hunter, is that you?

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Mier 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spoken like a Chinaman

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deplorablepatriot 27 points ago +28 / -1

Be thankful the self righteous hag wanted Hillary to replace her. Ultimately it was the ego of RBG that landed this salty nuclear holocaust.

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Heli_Rides_F_Commies 16 points ago +19 / -3

Cunt is rolling in hell as we speak

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Trump2024 6 points ago +9 / -3

Being raped by fentanyl Floyd Kirby for all of eternity

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donjr20242028 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck is wrong with you dude

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Wolfebane84 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saint George of The Fentanyl

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Tellman125 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fentanyl Kirbster

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Trump2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

Good old Keebler George

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 3 points ago +4 / -1

--insect face protruding--

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GAGASays 13 points ago +13 / -0

Someone should have not listened to all those polls and retired 4 years ago.

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Restil 1 point ago +1 / -0

6 years ago. 4 years ago wouldn't have helped. Her last chance was the end of the year in 2014, after the elections but before the Senate got replaced.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Holy fuck that title. I love this place.

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UsernameChecksOutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out.

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Diotima 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hey commie libs lurking here now you have a conservative replacing RBG rather than asking her to retire during obamas tenure

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Psykohot 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way she would have if asked. She was racist as fuck. Couldn't have a black person filling her seat.

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ProfessorRomendev 10 points ago +10 / -0

And thank you Joy Reid for inadvertently helping the MAGA movement immensely!

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stargunner 8 points ago +8 / -0

Susan Collins probably thinks being a RINO will save her job. WRONG!

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nukiebear 8 points ago +9 / -1

Fuck Hollywood, too! Remember when they were trying to shoehorn RBG into every-freaking-thing for the past year or two?
That last Lego Movie? Scoob? WTF does she have anything to do with those franchises?! FUCK! OFF!

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slrpnls 6 points ago +7 / -1

Oh man, I'm lucky I didn't see those. I do know that there was like a shrine to her in all the kids' books. Evil, nasty woman. She hated Christians and now has had to face her maker for denying His son.

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't watched much hollyweird shit for a very long time. They legit tried to put her in a bunch of films? She's an eyesore.

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nukiebear 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the latest Scooby-Doo movie they had the Velma character dress up as RBG in an early scene. Shame they turned her character from a nerd to some Tumblrina dipshit's self-insert.

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G0vnah 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hehehehe Romney learned his frigging place

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G0vnah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hail to the king!

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8cacophany8 6 points ago +7 / -1

RUTH BADER CUNTSBURG

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LowIQCrazyMika 6 points ago +7 / -1

...and her muh dying wish

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dad always used to say wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

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boomerpro17 6 points ago +6 / -0

personally she wouldn't be my first choice but either way happy to see a conservative in there & hell they tried their best to stop it didn't they? 48 "nays" lol...

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Lazlo_the_Instigator 6 points ago +8 / -2

That is a bit on the nose

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skuppys 6 points ago +6 / -0

crying chuck schumer really had a bad attitude tonight

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Hulk181 5 points ago +5 / -0

The dirty Democrats killed Scalia according to the leaked emails. So fuck them, let them cry about ACB. We're going to do it again when Breyer retires soon and get #4 for Trump.

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letrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet thomas retires under trump. And recommends his replacement.

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I get a link to the source for that?

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nmipede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell us how you really feel, OP!

Obligatory username checks in or up or somewhere. KEK

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caillougetsgrounded 5 points ago +5 / -0

And happy birthday Killary!

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El_Magarino 5 points ago +5 / -0

So it is written, so let it be done.

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slobot 4 points ago +6 / -2

Fuck her 8 month corpse right into the dirt... 6 feet deeper

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HomosexLOL 4 points ago +5 / -1

May she rest in absolute shit

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +5 / -1

No, Thank You, RBG. Thank you for putting your Gender even above your Ideology. (but fuck you for putting your ideology above your oath of office).

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politifox 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the salty screams of millions of liberals could be heard through the galaxy...

and the Galactic Federation cheered with glee.

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MustafaJones 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can hear the sound of thousands of liberals melting down and oh thy sound is glorious!

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luckyfunk13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahaha.......... hahahahahahahaha.

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NormanConquest 3 points ago +5 / -2

Acb is better then rbg but I'm worry she going to be another roberts.

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago +3 / -0

First non-HYS grad in decades.

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIP RBG. Your replacement is ready to go!

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Muh last wishes doh

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Keep_on_Trumpin 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least that old bat got one thing right: 9 IS the number.

MAGA!

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ar86ar86 3 points ago +3 / -0

Praise the lord!

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weallscreamforMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

annnnnnd FUCK JOHN G. ROBERTS III

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Bluemoonsugar 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ding, dong!

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barwhack 1 point ago +2 / -1
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Travis_Zamudio 3 points ago +4 / -1

Who? Ruthen WAT? I ONLY KNOW ACB

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infojunkie07 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta pump up those numbers. This shows how thin a true conservative margin is. Milqetoast Romney and the like realized they couldnt leech onto the senate if they stood against ACB. Wont happen all the time. TERM LIMITS.

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TakingCoatsWIN 3 points ago +4 / -1

Birthrates will skyrocket.

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dissin_nips 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Thanks to all of you who encouraged me to consider filibuster reform. It had to be done.“

No, thank you.

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Rockmanneo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy birthday. I wish I were awake politically when I was that young.

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GreyKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use to think maybe I could respect her, until her opinions from the 1990s about lowering the age of consent to 12 came out. Horrible human being, no wonder she looked like a gremlin, she was overdue and was reverting back...

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astro_eng 3 points ago +3 / -0

THANK YOU RBG!!! DUMB NARCISSISTIC BITCH!

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svlem 3 points ago +3 / -0

What stops them from killing our justices?

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basic human decen . . . oh shit

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Epsteinkilledhimself 2 points ago +2 / -0

My biden voting roommate asked me why I don't care for rbg I said abortion. I don't care for abortion/birth control function. I laid out im a single issue voter and I am its a single issue "NO FUCKING COMMUNISTS"

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