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AggieBodyBuilder 126 points ago +128 / -2

I watch every rally every single day and I cannot help but laugh my ass off reading shill headlines like "Trump behind Biden in Texas" and other garbage. Only a few more days until Trump ascends for round 2.

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booblitchutz 69 points ago +70 / -1

“Trump behind in Texas” is some serious Hunter Biden Crack Pipe Smoking Footjob Clown World!

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Gloria_InExcelsisKek 23 points ago +23 / -0

Imagine, back in March, you got a note from the future that said we would be in "Hunter Biden Crack Pipe Smoking Footjob Clown World" in late October of this year. And here we are... This timeline, man.

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DevilDog 7 points ago +7 / -0

China eats asshoe!

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BirthHole 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forgot the family kid fucking.

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PinochetIsMyHero 12 points ago +12 / -0

He was smoking meth, you Trumpkin!

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

You need to catch up, fren. It’s crack, too.

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HeavyHebrew 10 points ago +10 / -0

Say, that naked girl lying next to Hunter while he smokes molten hypothermic crack rocks has a scar on her ankle that looks just like the one Natalie Biden has on hers in the same spot...

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No_Malarkey_Joe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ummmm nice try magat but hunter isn't on the ticket.

Woah looks like I pissed off a bunch of russianbots /s

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first one was a meth pipe but the more questionable content has him smoking crack

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. There's a difference between a crack pipe and a meth bubble

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starshippooper 18 points ago +18 / -0

Honestly, I'm glad they think these polls are accurate because it only adds to their complacency.

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Ameronaut 10 points ago +10 / -0

Biden leading Trump by 7 points in West Virginia in new poll!!!!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

This just in, root canals are beating blow jobs by seven points nationaly

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Julia_J 10 points ago +10 / -0

I try to watch all of them too

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HeavyHebrew 5 points ago +5 / -0

Over two thousand people rallied in Beverly Hills, CA for Trump just the other day

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King5150 5 points ago +5 / -0

the threat of greater state taxation has put the fear of god into the fuckers. 0.4% annual wealth tax and state tax up by 3.5% has them shitting their pants.

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pedefromohio 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only problem is half of those fuckers moved to Texas and are watering down the vote there.

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's the #1 reason why Rogan and Shapiro fled Cali. No shortage of Beverley Hillbillies, Pacific Palisades & Santa Monica scum who are really nervous about their wealth being incrementally hoovered up by lazy liberals.