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AcademicRefugee 36 points ago +37 / -1

Turtle is a conservative icon that may actually be underappreciated in our time, but will go down in the history books as a titan of republican process during his tenure in public service.

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Parlangua 8 points ago +8 / -0

All the better to give him shit now

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

TURTLE! TURDLE!

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Comanche_Moon 32 points ago +32 / -0

Thank you, Mitch! It was probably like pushing a turd uphill with a stick, but you did it.

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Fizbin7 22 points ago +23 / -1

LEGA - C

LEGA - C

We forgive many past petty items for coming through in the clutch, when the whole ballgame is on the line.

Thank you, Mitch. Promises kept. Results delivered. We see.

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Throwaway5542 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whats with all the "c"s ?

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +3 / -1

Legacy. Ya gotta read it out loud my fren.

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Throwaway5542 2 points ago +2 / -0

I gotcha, thanks!

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JohnGaltwazhere 17 points ago +18 / -1

Good job, now go grab Malias credit card and cut up a few lines on us!

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MrBojangles 14 points ago +15 / -1

Mitch aint no B*tch

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 11 points ago +11 / -0

WE did it. The voters who created the majority. Well, we helped at least.

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DonttrustChina 10 points ago +11 / -1

I'm sure he's going to go home tonight, sit down in a big comfy chair with a glass of scotch and think to himself, "holy shit...I did it. It took me 35 goddamn years, but I completed my life's work. There are maybe a dozen men in all of history who have won as completely as I have."

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Dogebastian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mitch did okay, but the person who downvoted everyone in here must be completely fulfilling their life’s work right now.

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ImReallyRich 3 points ago +3 / -0

And he’s running for one more term in the senate, to confirm 2 more judges before Trump leaves office!

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Heli_Rides4_Commies 9 points ago +10 / -1

Apex Predator!

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egregion 9 points ago +11 / -2

COCAINE MITCH!!********

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Irishrose18 8 points ago +8 / -0

He warned them after Bork that they would rue the day. God Bless our magnificent turtle!

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CheekyBastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was it Bork? I thought it was when Reid used the nuclear option over the objection of the R's to get something done. Obamacare, maybe?

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WhoDecidedThat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mitch became Judge focused ever since Joe Biden fucked over Bork and made Supreme Court Judges political, Joe Biden ran the Judicary Committee and yes both of those fuckers have been in power THAT LONG.

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CheekyBastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Found it! We're remembering two separate but similar bullshit incidents by the demoncrats. Mitch was in his first term as a senator during the Bork fiasco, and he and other senators vowed to fight back. They did that by laying the infrastructure over 30 years to get where we are today. Then in 2013, Reid used the nuclear option to destroy the filibuster of judicial nominees. Mitch told them “You'll regret this, and you may regret this a lot sooner than you think,” from the Senate floor.

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WhoDecidedThat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know what you meant, that's just one time he said that, Mitch has acheived in the past 2 years something he started literally 30 years ago. Theres a reason they call him the turtle and its not just his looks. Check out this amazing doc on literally this topic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yt2xUJfdyw

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Magadocious 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guys, WE did this. We held their feet to fire by electing Trump. We must keep at it. GO VOTE!!!!

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hilboggins 7 points ago +8 / -1

Fucking cocaine Mitch. We can honestly say, he's done good with Trump.

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TyrannyBuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Trump taught him how to win.

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deinonychus 7 points ago +8 / -1

The turtle is a nimble navigator!

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ChocolateEvryday 6 points ago +7 / -1

Super turtle! Legacy locked in.

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ljsilver0000 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hero in a half shell

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Chicken_D 5 points ago +5 / -0

He got it done.

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AmericaFloats 4 points ago +4 / -0

The military is fighting back. they have a gun to his back.. do it or else.

the military intelligence ops are holding ted cruz, marco rubio, and basically everyone else in check...

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Autismo 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Cocaine Cowboy strikes again! Yeehaw!

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DJT2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

When it comes to getting the right things done, Mitch rises to the occasion. Thanks for getting the judicial where it needed to be.

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magafi 2 points ago +2 / -0

This man is going places. With 🐢 speed, but still going.

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onetruecliff 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Magnificent Turtle" is now my favorite title for him.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

<3 Mitch is tha MAN <3

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TyrannyBuster 2 points ago +2 / -0

The enemy of my enemy...

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Benjamin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, still don't trust him, but damn that turtle sure does love confirming judges! And that's fine with me.

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