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nds19 217 points ago +217 / -0

"I'm going back to Germany". Yeah, I think we've heard this one before..

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TheStupidestBitch 110 points ago +111 / -1

Fuck, I wish they would. Still waiting on all those celebrities to move to Canada. But, you know, Canada's taxes and all...

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Mr_Fister 51 points ago +51 / -0

"BuT frEE hEAlthCaRE!!!!!"

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Brillica 59 points ago +59 / -0

Yup, it’s so free I get to pay $250/month for private family coverage on top of my high taxes for the inept government run health system.

My province held an election on Saturday, my four voting choices were Socialist Party, Green Party, New Democratic Party, and Liberal Party... four flavours of leftism.

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Poopbot3000 26 points ago +26 / -0

Sorry to hear that friend.

I have an autoimmune condition and I’m subscribed to a sub focused on it. I see a lot of anecdotal stories from folks living in countries with universal healthcare about the lack of availability of certain drugs and sedation as well as waiting forever to see a doctor and get tests done yet they still believe it’s better than the US for some reason because of muh insurance companies..

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Themustardtiger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ewww Horgan...I have a fat fuck as my Premier.

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Tiny_Hat_Torpedo 4 points ago +4 / -0

That Name though!

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Mr_Fister 1 point ago +1 / -0

;)

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Themustardtiger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah we get penetrated with out lube up here.

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Factsnlogic 5 points ago +5 / -0

They dip it in gymnast chalk first

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Oskar 5 points ago +5 / -0

But, you know, Canada's immigration laws and all...

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hello-mayo 1 point ago +1 / -0

They could just move Hollywood to Canada. Then, it would just become irrelevant, like it was already supposed to be.

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wrathofdog 15 points ago +15 / -0

And then you check their profile and they're Somalian or something. Every time.

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nds19 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's actually impressive. I think you need a greater than 68 IQ to operate a laptop.

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BladeX10 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao. Did any of the celebs who swore they would move out of the country in 2016 actually move out? Bunch of pathetic shills

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newuser999 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe Amy Schumer was gonna move out, but instead she just became obese in the US and now she's too heavy to fit on a plane or train out of here

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American-Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, Canada or Mexico border the US, so we could always roll her out of here.

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Mr_Noh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the last person who actually followed through on that "threat" was Pierre Salinger in 2004, and he was living in his native France half the time before that point in the first place, so it's not like that was a huge setback for him.

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2Aallday 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone needs to LL Cool J this quote

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