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Cocaine Mitch go brrrrrrrr (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MidDayMAGA ago by MidDayMAGA +4606 / -1
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Boyd 42 points ago +42 / -0

🐢 Fuck around find out

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Afeazo 19 points ago +19 / -0

Literally the Tl;dr of his speech.

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wethedownvoted 5 points ago +6 / -1

video?

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chopz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some say he is still back at the Senate chamber talking lol

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Afeazo 12 points ago +12 / -0

"I came here to traffic cocaine and confirm SCOTUS nominees, and I am all out of cocaine"

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Meatbank84 3 points ago +3 / -0

I enjoyed it because I know every liberal watching it was seething and he just dragged it out forever.

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Batman 30 points ago +30 / -0

As long as Republicans retain control of the Senate, I hope Susan Collins chokes on a cock and loses her election.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 12 points ago +12 / -0

If she is up for reelection she will Trump is on the ticket. Many RINOS and Democrat's are going to lose their cushy jobs. That is why in off year elections Presidents using the house or sen.

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Mr_Noh 5 points ago +5 / -0

She is up for re-election, but I don't know the details since I'm like a kilomile away from ME.

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MidwestNorsk 5 points ago +5 / -0

She should be hanging from a Lamppost right now

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ShitOfPeace 0 points ago +1 / -1

If she's the 50th seat, does it really even count as retaining the Senate?

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Redpillhope 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why do we call him Cocaine Mitch? Anyone?

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recaptchatheflag 7 points ago +7 / -0

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/03/blankenship-mcconnell-china-568305

This is where I first heard the term. Watch the whole video.

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Lustral 3 points ago +3 / -0

You've heard him talk right?

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Richard_Friedman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Get fucked commies!!

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Mathetai 9 points ago +9 / -0

cocaine mitch go "chop chop ssssnnnniiiiifffffffffffffffffff"

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ABAB 7 points ago +7 / -0

And after he shoved a SCOTUS nomination up the dems’ asses tonight, he filed cloture on another batch of Trump district judge nominees.

Then headed to the White House for the swearing in.

Not a bad nights work.

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong! Ancaps pity constitutionalists. Make it a constitutional monarchy and then we'll talk.

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patriotexpat 6 points ago +7 / -1

Why do we call him cocaine Mitch?

I wasn't here the day that meme started... 😢

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recaptchatheflag 6 points ago +6 / -0

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/03/blankenship-mcconnell-china-568305

Unsure if origin or not. First time I've heard it

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patriotexpat 3 points ago +3 / -0

ohhh shitt hahahah I love this

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

We take better care of our creatures by default.

We don't try to rape their family members, for one. :/

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Salacious_B_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why would an ancap care about this?

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AlFreeman 1 point ago +2 / -1

Because the constitution is libertarian as fuck and if we actually followed it, we'd have a much, much smaller government. Now we've got another judge who will follow the constitution. That's a win for liberty.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would an ancap care about this?

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Salacious_B_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I understand, but the ancap bowtie on the cuck in the picture makes it look like the ancap person is screeching.

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Canadean 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think real ancap's say that

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ShitOfPeace 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess I don't see the part of the Constitution where it says that.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give the turtle a slap, you get the snap!

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cjoels 2 points ago +2 / -0

you got the zoomer wearing the wrong tie bro!

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BingBongChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

8 days before an election but how many days before official turnover. Suck my fucking dick.

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Wemann 2 points ago +2 / -0

Started out hating Mitch now I'd bang him if he asked

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

worst template ever. kys for using ancap tie.

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Tiny_Hat_Torpedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He really made sure his points were extra slow, and deliberate. Like well smoked meats, he really took his time. Savory!

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT'S HAPPENING IN EIGHT DAYS!!!

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Nogozone 1 point ago +1 / -0

AMERICAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Flawse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone have a link to his speech? was unable to watch it live

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anduriliamfotw 1 point ago +1 / -0

“and ill fkn do it again!”

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Strategerium 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cocaine Mitch wanted nothing more than to be Senate majority leader. Today, he proves the absolute value in that.

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lavaflow 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's dumb to act like his powers end at the election, too. His term doesn't end until January of next year. Until then, he has the power to confirm justices. It wouldn't matter if it was December 26 instead of October 26. You elect a president for four years.

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not just 8 days before the election, homie has until January 20 to fulfill his duties as president.

So that's like 4 years and 80 days.

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