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Prepare to be Found Wanting (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
posted ago by The_Madhatter ago by The_Madhatter +5544 / -2
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Pixel 123 points ago +124 / -1

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

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ChelseaHubbell 41 points ago +41 / -0

Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin

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salvecitizen 11 points ago +11 / -0

This guy Daniels.

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Long_time_lurker 5 points ago +5 / -0

I came here to post this, lol. Should've known this place would be up on their Aramaic :)

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Criss_P_Bacon 27 points ago +27 / -0

Welcome to the new world. God save you, if it is right that He should do so.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good. Let the salt flow through them.

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DefeatSoros 4 points ago +4 / -0

LET SALT FLOW LIKE A RIVER!

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KagaDancing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Juicy

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Block_Helen 20 points ago +20 / -0

The Word of the Lord.

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deo gratias.

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weallscreamforMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek willsit

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ShartMaster 18 points ago +18 / -0

To me, those words are terrifying.

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ChelseaHubbell 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's one of my favorite stories because of how scary it is.

Numbered, numbered, weighed and measured, you have been judged and you have been found wanting.

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Johnfox13 24 points ago +27 / -3

Daniel 5 (The Writing on the Wall)

1Many years later King Belshazzar gave a great feast for 1,000 of his nobles, and he drank wine with them.

2While Belshazzar was drinking the wine, he gave orders to bring in the gold and silver cups that his predecessor, Nebuchadnezzar, had taken from the Temple in Jerusalem. He wanted to drink from them with his nobles, his wives, and his concubines.

3So they brought these gold cups taken from the Temple, the house of God in Jerusalem, and the king and his nobles, his wives, and his concubines drank from them.

4While they drank from them they praised their idols made of gold, silver, bronze, iron, wood, and stone.

5Suddenly, they saw the fingers of a human hand writing on the plaster wall of the king’s palace, near the lampstand. The king himself saw the hand as it wrote, 6and his face turned pale with fright. His knees knocked together in fear and his legs gave way beneath him.

7The king shouted for the enchanters, astrologers, and fortune-tellers to be brought before him. He said to these wise men of Babylon, “Whoever can read this writing and tell me what it means will be dressed in purple robes of royal honor and will have a gold chain placed around his neck. He will become the third highest ruler in the kingdom!”

8But when all the king’s wise men had come in, none of them could read the writing or tell him what it meant. 9So the king grew even more alarmed, and his face turned pale. His nobles, too, were shaken.

10But when the queen mother heard what was happening, she hurried to the banquet hall. She said to Belshazzar, “Long live the king! Don’t be so pale and frightened. 11There is a man in your kingdom who has within him the spirit of the holy gods. During Nebuchadnezzar’s reign, this man was found to have insight, understanding, and wisdom like that of the gods. Your predecessor, the king—your predecessor King Nebuchadnezzar—made him chief over all the magicians, enchanters, astrologers, and fortune-tellers of Babylon. 12This man Daniel, whom the king named Belteshazzar, has exceptional ability and is filled with divine knowledge and understanding. He can interpret dreams, explain riddles, and solve difficult problems. Call for Daniel, and he will tell you what the writing means.”

13So Daniel was brought in before the king. The king asked him, “Are you Daniel, one of the exiles brought from Judah by my predecessor, King Nebuchadnezzar? 14I have heard that you have the spirit of the gods within you and that you are filled with insight, understanding, and wisdom. 15My wise men and enchanters have tried to read the words on the wall and tell me their meaning, but they cannot do it. 16I am told that you can give interpretations and solve difficult problems. If you can read these words and tell me their meaning, you will be clothed in purple robes of royal honor, and you will have a gold chain placed around your neck. You will become the third highest ruler in the kingdom.”

17Daniel answered the king, “Keep your gifts or give them to someone else, but I will tell you what the writing means. 18Your Majesty, the Most High God gave sovereignty, majesty, glory, and honor to your predecessor, Nebuchadnezzar. 19He made him so great that people of all races and nations and languages trembled before him in fear. He killed those he wanted to kill and spared those he wanted to spare. He honored those he wanted to honor and disgraced those he wanted to disgrace. 20But when his heart and mind were puffed up with arrogance, he was brought down from his royal throne and stripped of his glory. 21He was driven from human society. He was given the mind of a wild animal, and he lived among the wild donkeys. He ate grass like a cow, and he was drenched with the dew of heaven, until he learned that the Most High God rules over the kingdoms of the world and appoints anyone he desires to rule over them.

22“You are his successor, O Belshazzar, and you knew all this, yet you have not humbled yourself. 23For you have proudly defied the Lord of heaven and have had these cups from his Temple brought before you. You and your nobles and your wives and concubines have been drinking wine from them while praising gods of silver, gold, bronze, iron, wood, and stone—gods that neither see nor hear nor know anything at all. But you have not honored the God who gives you the breath of life and controls your destiny!

24So God has sent this hand to write this message.

25“This is the message that was written: Mene, Mene, Tekel, and Parsin.

26This is what these words mean:

Mene means ‘numbered’—God has numbered the days of your reign and has brought it to an end.

27Tekel means ‘weighed’—you have been weighed on the balances and have not measured up.

28Parsin means ‘divided’—your kingdom has been divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”

29Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was dressed in purple robes, a gold chain was hung around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.

30That very night Belshazzar, the Babylonian king, was killed.

31And Darius the Mede took over the kingdom at the age of sixty-two.

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ShalomRPh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just pointing out. Why did Belshazzar make Daniel only third in the kingdom? It’s because he, himself, was technically only second. His father King Nabonidus, son-in-law of Nebuchadnezzar, was still alive, but he’d hared off to Arabia to excavate buried temples (really!) and left his son as Prince Regent.

So how did Belshazzar die? According to Jewish legend, he’d warned the palace guards that an assassination attempt was to be made on him that night, and not to let anyone through the palace gates even if they claimed to be the king himself. Later that night he apparently forgot these instructions and went outside for some reason (review the troops? go to the outhouse? Who knows). The guards saw him trying to enter and barred his way; he yelled “You fools, don’t you see that I’m the king?!” Guard said “Yeah, they told me you’d say that.”, grabbed the sconce off the wall and brained him with it.

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DesertYote 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's interesting regarding Nabonidus. I have heard the story about Belshazzar's death. A great deal can be learned by that story. What would have happened if he just humbled himself before God instead of trying to escape God's judgment?

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dneal1975 14 points ago +14 / -0

Mene mene tekal upharsin y'all.

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Johnfox13 48 points ago +48 / -0

She may be the vote that saves America from civil war

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anon1011101 24 points ago +24 / -0

Trump pulled this off perfectly and may have saved us from a major disaster. Holy fuck how can you not love this guy!

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Meatbank84 18 points ago +19 / -1

God was absolutely at work to make this happen. I know he hears our prayers and cries for justice upon the swamp!

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Shalomtoyou 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe he did. But you know ... we're not worthy of this grace of G-d. Our sins have been tremendous these last ten years.

But G-d has mercy, even for us.

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ShadowAmerican 2 points ago +4 / -2

Civil war between who? Koolaide haired retards and the rest of us?

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's so many of them, they're highly ideologically indoctrinated in a way our people are not, many of them have advanced degrees, although often in stupid things, they believe they are protected from all legal consequences and too often they're right.

Also Russia, Chyna, and hte EU would, at the very least, quickly re-order the world map while we're busy fighting one another.

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Johnfox13 35 points ago +35 / -0

Election is back on the menu, boys!

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 12 points ago +13 / -1

Erection.

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Eatinglue 10 points ago +10 / -0

Election-erection because of SCOTUS selection. No brakes on this transit, or Dem to contend it.

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Trumpdup4prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks Kanye

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Eatinglue 6 points ago +7 / -1

I’m a mother-fuckin lyrical genius.

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weallscreamforMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't get cocky -Han

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Eatinglue 3 points ago +3 / -0

I ain’t no gay fish. Ima motherfucking lyrical wordsmith motherfucking genius.

Who loves fish..ssshdicks. In my mouth.

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated!

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mong04 17 points ago +17 / -0

Anyone else REAL attracted to ACB...?

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +11 / -0

She looks better now after 5+ kids than she did in that yearbook photo that's floating around here. It's mind boggling. Hopefully she rules like Scalia

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123breadman 1 point ago +2 / -1

Every baby a woman has injects her full of estrogen.

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The_Madhatter [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

Not alone my friend.. you're not alone.

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crazychicken132 14 points ago +14 / -0

I want a poster of this

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SickPuppy 13 points ago +14 / -1

Justice Roberts - the only unhappy Republican today!

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The_Madhatter [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

Him and bitch from Maine.. Senator Collins!

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Eatinglue 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’s the epitome of swamp...she knew her vote didn’t matter so thew a bone to the other side.

Like a couple years ago when here in ND we had a dem senator (Heitkamp, bye bitch) was allowed a PRO GUN VOTE YAY FOR HER by the Schumer. It was supposed to placate us so we’d for her again. Nah. Fuck politicians.

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's beautiful like Nellie Orr

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SludgeWarehouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was a mistake and an absolute disaster. So glad she is gone.

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geocitiesuser 13 points ago +14 / -1

Why are the Republican and Conservative women always so much more attractive? This seems to be.... fairly consistent.

ACB's smile shines and lights up in a way RGB's could never have.

This just seems to be a thing.

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ChelseaHubbell 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's been studied and proven true. Trust the scientists we're all gorgeous!

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Noire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Username doesn't check out

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Shalomtoyou 4 points ago +5 / -1

Because they accept and treasure their femininity and use it's true strength, rather than feminists who think men have all the strength and for then to become powerful they have to reject their femininity and try to imitate men.

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The_Madhatter [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yes confidence and strength make a beautiful woman.

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ShadowAmerican 3 points ago +4 / -1

They are happier people. They aren't miserable, man hating, koolaide haired lesbians with hearts full of anger.

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

The light shines through the skin.

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Richard_Friedman 11 points ago +12 / -1

Let the salt flow!

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gamexa 10 points ago +10 / -0
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Block_Helen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes. Bets on who goes first - Thomas (retiring in a Trump second term) or Breyer (expiring in a Trump second term)

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 14 points ago +14 / -0

Alito could retire also. Or the diabeetus finally catches up to Sotomayor. Or Roberts finally gets removed for his involvement in the FISA fuckery.

yfw Trump gets eight SCOTUS nominees

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alito is still young! May it be Breyer. And Thomas isn't stupid enough to wait like RBG was.

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ChelseaHubbell 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sotomayor with her diabetes, they stole my deadpool winnings with Robo RBG, I'm gonna get it back with Sotomayor

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Eatinglue 5 points ago +5 / -0

“No no....I can do both.” -Archer/GEOTUS

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

82 years old!

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earlyman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Glory be!

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this doctored?

/Karen

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ChokingOnARedpill 8 points ago +8 / -0

Guys I just realized something...the supreme court might not just be challenging the mail ins. They might go all in and get the ballot harvestors and non-ID voting states in one swoop shortly after the election.

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thebigbear 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glad you are catching up. But we were not talking about it until ACB got sworn in.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could be REAL busy from now till inauguration, and could easily decide the election

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user6395 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their Nancy play just got a tad bit harder.

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RogueLeaderX 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think Thomas really needs to retire before a Dem gets in. RBG could've retired under Obama. Thank God she didn't!

However, I don't want to see GOP make the same mistake!

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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +5 / -0

The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

The fool cannot learn, even from his own.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah he should have retired during Trump but I trust Thomas to have it wargamed out

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merkmerk73 7 points ago +7 / -0

Democrat swine absolutely loathe an all american woman like this being elected to the highest court in the land

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Brownwaterboys 6 points ago +7 / -1

Shadilay my pedes shadilay

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The_Kuru 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think we have enough justices to commence commie/treason hangings now.

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thebigbear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those are handled by Military Tribunals. These are for HIGH CRIMES AGAINST THE STATE and are not handled by Civilian Courts. Think Rules of Engagement for the Military as the crime is AGAINST THE STATE not a person. Very clear cut lines either you did or did not do something. If it violated the law (Treason or Sedation) the only recourse is hanging at noon IN THE TOWN SQUARE, cut down at dusk, and parts distributed throughout the county with NO HEADSTONE for any one to remember. It is as if you NEVER EXISTED.

Store up, Arm up, Standby (only 9 more days)

WWG1WGA

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

So trustworthy. God bless you Justice Barrett.

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Julia_J 4 points ago +4 / -0

🙏🙏🙏🙏

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CapnKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Madhatter for the MAGA Monday WIN !

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The_Madhatter [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

MAGA Monday WIN for our GREAT NATION!!

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jgardner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do we finally have a conservative majority? Which snake will reveal itself next?

And when will a republican house start impeaching judges who can't be bothered to read the constitution at least once in their life?

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kavannaugh. Or maybe Gorsuch. They both screwed us royally on Bostock.

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

How does it go... Dubi Dubi Dubi DA Da Da mento Dubi dubI dah...

Sephiroth!

Ba du du du du

Sephiroth!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

reference?

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh uh... the final battle in Final Fantasy 7. The old one. (I haven't played the remake, it might be there too for all I know)

Here, I found a video of the boss fight. (Both the visuals, the audio, and the crazy attacks he pulls on you are part of why I made the joke.). Cue it to about 9:45 and you'll see what I'm referencing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG5hr18qUVg

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Les_Deplorables 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clever girl...

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LibertyOverSecurity 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol great job op

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The-Trumpologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glorious ACB

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Purple_Drank 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best looking Female justices

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope this painting hangs in the halls of scotus

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Trumpdup4prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

You meme masters are amazing

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IdiAminfa 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's everything that liberal women are not. Smart, beautiful, strong, a mother, and a woman.

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

The flair for this, well, it’s outstanding.

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kvothe29 2 points ago +2 / -0

A knight's tale

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WestPalm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent memecraft!

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WishdoctorsSong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now don't fuck us over on dealing with illegals and we'll love you.

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JussieSmollett69 1 point ago +1 / -0

SHHAAAWING

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this..a Daniel reference?

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Moominz0 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's so loved that even the feminists volunteered to be a choir. xD

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's beautiful.

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MAGAbeast2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now all that’s left is we all VOTE in person as the most secure form. That’s why it’s called election DAY. All this extended voting fuckery was designed to make it easier for Dems to steal the election. We cant let them - even if we lose and it’s obvious they cheated. We have the 2nd for a reason

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wiseright 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a delicate way to add the blindfold as in the Lady of Justice?

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +2 / -1

Beautiful..... <3 MAGA2020

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I came for the snark, I stayed for the ART!