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upvote 651 points ago +651 / -0

Send in the social workers stat!

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YeDragonEnergy 123 points ago +124 / -1

Get a tourniquet on that neck ASAP! 😱

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Ithrowawaay 96 points ago +96 / -0

Put pressure on his brain injury!

Wait.

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HunterBidensCrckPipe 47 points ago +47 / -0

WETNAPS TOO PLEASE! SALINE SOLUTION!!!!

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ChelseaHubbell 28 points ago +28 / -0

Plug his head wound with a tendie, STAT!

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Skogin 13 points ago +13 / -0

SCALPEL!

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ekos640 17 points ago +17 / -0

Need a dispenser here!

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Tookens 10 points ago +10 / -0

*Pez

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thekindlyman555 3 points ago +3 / -0

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

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sicKENasty 28 points ago +28 / -0

Then call the Injury Law Attorney!

I don’t remember his name though. Rose-something?

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Maga_bigly 21 points ago +21 / -0

The Power of Justice

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Jimmy_Russler 11 points ago +11 / -0

This man bought premium ad space right in antifa's turf

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TacoSmells 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that a coie perkins law firm ad?

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Three_honks 22 points ago +22 / -0

Charge me, doctor. Now doctor, nowwwww

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ekos640 13 points ago +13 / -0

Shaniqua zappin' mah sentry!

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grndmrshlgando 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm am fully cha- AAAGHHH backstabbed by a democrat

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Untenablemorass 20 points ago +20 / -0

OH MY GOOOODDD!!!

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datagod 16 points ago +16 / -0

She is like the Wilhelm Scream. Happens at every single riot.

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Ophelia 13 points ago +13 / -0

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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ChelseaHubbell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like moloch abandoned them

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catvideos3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honk!

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RDelbson 7 points ago +7 / -0

And 4 days after Nov 3rd.

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Notablitheringidiot 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh Trump, you 4D Chess Legend

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culpfiction 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also check their diversity quotas before they administer dance therapy.

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meteorknife 69 points ago +69 / -0

Clearly these kids need hugs and orange slices. Why didnt the police think of that?

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JackIsALarp 32 points ago +32 / -0

DID YOU JUST SAY TO GIVE KIDS ORANGE MAN SLICES? OMG SMHMYHEAD. THESE ARE CHILDREN!!! SHAME ON YOU. YOU WILL GIVE THEIR FUTURE PTSD. THEY ARE OUR FUTURE.

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FreeJack2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

exactly, citrus needs to be federally regulated by the ATF. Don't they know that shit can spray in their eyes, and literally kill them?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

How are M&M flavored dicks going to help the situation?