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dontUseVinegerAsLube 58 points ago +58 / -0

The officers should have deployed essential oils and sage to calm this gentle giant down. Or at least deployed a social worker at him which would have kept his pimp hand, I mean knife hand, occupied so that they could have then hugged him.

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ChocolateEvryday 24 points ago +24 / -0

They should have shot him in the leg! /s

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sun_wolf 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shoot him in the leg?! That is inhumane! Shoot him in the foot! No wait! That is inhumane too. Shoot him in just the toe. No! The toenail. Police should be trained to shoot the toenail off. All we are asking for is basic Firearm Justice. And Aiming Justice. Aiming Justice is a human right!

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Hangemh1gh 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Air Jordans.

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