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HunterBidensCrckPipe 47 points ago +47 / -0

WETNAPS TOO PLEASE! SALINE SOLUTION!!!!

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DystopianDoubleThink 29 points ago +29 / -0

Well, there's no brain there, so what's the loss of a few appendages.

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ChelseaHubbell 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's how you get that sweet sweet disability government money

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KS-76- 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's when the big bucks start rolling in.

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Their medics are usually off duty Starbucks baristas

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Colonel_Dax 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I'm certainly worried about that...

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Deeznutsmatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not seeing a problem here.

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ChelseaHubbell 28 points ago +28 / -0

Plug his head wound with a tendie, STAT!

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Maga_bigly 10 points ago +10 / -0

šŸ‘† this

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Skogin 13 points ago +13 / -0

SCALPEL!

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auroch 10 points ago +10 / -0

100 CCs of hunny mussy, stat!