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Ithrowawaay 96 points ago +96 / -0

Put pressure on his brain injury!

Wait.

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Lock_Her_UP_Now 52 points ago +52 / -0

Joggers have to jog. That's why they go for shoe stores.

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Trump2024 26 points ago +26 / -0

I thought they were going to shoe stores to get bread.

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HighVoltage 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, silly they go to bakeries to get shoes.

Actually, they just hit a Target, steal whatever they want, and grab a snack and a purple drank on their way out.

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HockeyMom4Trump 31 points ago +31 / -0

These are peaceful protestors, c’mon man

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MrStep 29 points ago +29 / -0

These rioters are an idea!

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Desert_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha, Came here to say this

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FreeJack2020 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's like these idiots who start giving cpr to a guy with a gunshot wound to the chest, lol.

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BilbroNaggins 9 points ago +9 / -0

Those medics are kids studying medicine... Most of them will start next semester.

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BallsackPaneer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm going to request Asian & Indian doctors from now on. Nothing like the pressure of an overbearing parent + the specter of ruining the family name to make little Johnny & Jenny skip the riots and hit the books.

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Ithrowawaay 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can breeve!!