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Nomolies 9 points ago +9 / -0

Get married and have kids. Tell parents you'll agree to bring their grandchildren to future Thanksgivings with them if your sis promises to be civil.

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BuffaloReaper94 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s too mature. Have the grandkids and tell the parents they’re only allowed to see them if lezbo is no longer allowed at family gatherings. Rub their noses in it.

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Inocentz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell, just have kids and don't even tell your parents that they have grandchildren. Let them find out on their own 10 years later.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the best answer. This stabs them in the heart.