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posted ago by ATR2400 +2010 / -0

Pretty much what the title says. You can’t have both. He’s either a total idiot or an evil mastermind. They’re mutually exclusive

Pretty much what the title says. You can’t have both. He’s either a total idiot or an evil mastermind. They’re mutually exclusive
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WishdoctorsSong 27 points ago +27 / -0

"failed billionaire"

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MagaroniNCheese 15 points ago +15 / -0

This one is my favorite. I want to fail at business so bad I end up a multi-billionaire populist with a totally clean record.

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meteorknife 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Anyone could get a loan and make money off it"

Ok, then why dont you do that?

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

also, why do almost all lotto winners end up broke after a few years?

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570dbp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump is a working class billionaire.

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WishdoctorsSong 8 points ago +8 / -0

I too want to fail so hard that Airforce One is a downgrade from my private jet.

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Nannerbadnanner 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump doesn't act like an intellectual so they think he is stupid. He is obviously extremely sharp, but he also can read people like a book and has common sense. People underestimate him because they assume he is dumb yet he continues to hand them their ass time and time again. He has changed the rules of the game, and they haven't even realized it yet.

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MagaroniNCheese 12 points ago +12 / -0

They believe the reverse as well, that just because someone presents well and is articulate that he is somehow an intelligent, competent and good person.

I have family members also voting straight R but even they say they wish Trump was “more presidential, like Biden”. People are far too programmed for style over substance.

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ATR2400 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure half the reason Trudeau won in Canada was because people liked his hair, so I have to agree with that statement.

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AngryWriter 1 point ago +1 / -0

They think John Oliver is a fucking genius just because he has a British accent.

They also think his show is simultaneously real news when it's convenient, and a comedy act when caught lying.

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verycute 13 points ago +13 / -0

I've found it best not to take seriously anything that leftists and other liars say.

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WishdoctorsSong 11 points ago +11 / -0

Meanwhile Biden's wife has her hand up his ass like a ventriloquist puppet.

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freebirdie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you drop your son on his head as a baby or something?

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freebirdie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know. Just making a joke about the fucked up thought process.

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LostInTheMix 9 points ago +9 / -0

I find it weird that poor unemployed liberals (at the fault of themselves) are mocking a billionaire who was able to not only become president, but defeat life long politicians.

But yeah, Trump is dumb.

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MustafaJones 7 points ago +7 / -0

If only liberals stopped and thought about their beliefs and actions they wouldn’t be liberals.

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570dbp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thinking is not a liberal’s strong suit.

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Drinkup4 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is the playbook they use on all Republican presidents. I remember the same thing with W and with Reagan.

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IPMang 5 points ago +5 / -0

Multi billionaire world famous guy who becomes the most powerful man in the world as a side gig and somehow millions of average people believe he is of below average intelligence.

They're just so committed I guess to their glass house.

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Vizrahen 5 points ago +5 / -0

I swear even our intelligence community(deep state) seems to think he is an idiot. Publicly calling out that he doesn't read their reports and mocking him for it. Hmm I wonder why he hasn't been doing that.

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fuckdumb 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can’t be a “fucking idiot” who “knows what he’s doing”.

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Jabblemonkey1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, but those same people think a guy who cuts off his junk is a woman and that Shaun King is black, so it's not really that difficult for them to hold opposing, mutually exclusive beliefs.

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polish_snausage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly what biden is. A stumbling bafoon...

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LesAnanasNeParlePas 4 points ago +4 / -0

typical lbtards having less common sense than a robot

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GreetingsEarthlings 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left don't think. They react.

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HenkZeilstra 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Trump is the retard they say he is then why the fuck they keep on losing?

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SexCauldron 3 points ago +3 / -0

They also think Joe Biden is a capable leader... Don't bother trying to understand these people, they really don't care at all about doing what is right or even what makes sense. They are brainwashed puppets.

They think Trump hates black people. They think for some reason Trump hates gay people. They are so brainwashed they think just because Trump is their "opposition" it means he supports everything they hate. They are completely incapable of seeing the truth. Not enough red pills in the world for these people. They just believe what they want to believe even if it doesn't make sense and angers them to the point of burning down cities.

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TONY_DANZA_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not a paradox. It's called Trump Derangement Syndrome

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KAG4Life2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two words: Cognitive Dissonance.

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MOLOCH_Hunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

They think he's Putin's puppet, and Putin is of course an evil mastermind.

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Scrub_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lunacy is palpable

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 2 points ago +2 / -0

They said the same of G. W. Bush: He was at best a "C" college student, but he also masterminded the World Trade Center "controlled demolition", and has kept it all under wraps for nearly 20 years now.

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Turtleavacado 2 points ago +2 / -0

doublethink

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AlFreeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ability to hold two contrary views at the same time is what Orwell called DoubleThink.

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Midwestknowsbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Progressives are masters of double-think.

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Joenoblow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm leaning toward mastermind with a 4 year plan to save America

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GinoOdjick2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like how they gloat that Trump lost one billion dollars during his presidency according to NBC News and also he became POTUS to further enrich himself.

If Trump wanted to get rich through politics he would have just bought the Bidens.

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

George Orwell covered this concept. He called it "doublethink".

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someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but so is loving America and voting for Democrats.

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cherryred 0 points ago +1 / -1

AND they think, or at talk about way too seriously, that he's a mastermind that is gonna take over for a THIRD TERM, and is a huuuge totalitarian. I can't think of a single thing he's done to merit that, these same people even preferred Bloomberg to him (lol).

And I'm sure he's desperate to become the next Putin with all the minimal government intervention he's pushing, states rights, constitutional faithfulness, and not to mention, not fighting back when governors claim states rights so they don't have to lock down for corona immediately (NYC you faggot hypocrite government), not bringing in the national guard without the governor's help, etc.