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tonysoprano 16 points ago +16 / -0

Shamu lacks agility on dry land.

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Tryhardneckbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did the ankle brace give it away? :D

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Razamataz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

She broke her cankle

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p8riot 2 points ago +2 / -0

A Texas man sprayed a woman with a hose in a now-viral video after she allegedly yelled, “White lives matter!” and berated a neighbor over a Black Lives Matter flag in her yard.

The lady being sprayed was not BLM. She was an "All Lives Matter" person.

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hiddenconservative 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well for one, I find it kind of sad that she lacks the cognitive ability to know that you can pinch the hose from the bottom and the water will stop.

Also...I guarantee she's into "loving your body as it is!" and "don't body shame me!" Well, this is a prime reason why people "body shame" because if she was of a normal weight, she wouldn't have flopped around like a beached whale and would have been able to take the sprinkler from him lol.

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zerosmokescreen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, quite shameful

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Razamataz [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

TDS eat away their brains and turns them into zombies. From the looks of her she is a stage 4 thermal TDS and there is no turning back

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we_won_the_war_jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

She probably watched a hollywood pedo film with a super power woman last night and thought she was indestructible and could just magically use her bulbous out of shape body to kick some ass!

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Razamataz [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Fat girls unite! By the power of my gelatinous fat ass I am indestructible!!” - runs two steps and fall on face

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Batmemejr3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your owning property is white privilege 🤡🤡😭

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ChicagoMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh, she's being pretty aggressive. I don't blame them.

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BunnyPicnic 3 points ago +3 / -0

She belongs in Sunnyvale trailer park.

Hose her off, Ricky. Greasy whale hasn't showered in a week.

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BishopofBlackpool 3 points ago +3 / -0

From her initial stance, I thought she might be powerful, like the dwarf Gimli in Lord of the Rings, but it really is just grotesque blubber.

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Razamataz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

True like gelatinous fat vs hard dense muscle

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ForHumans 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys read the description, the whale is anti-BLM.

Ian Doherty, of southwest Austin, said the incident unfolded Oct. 7 when a woman parked in the middle of the street and flew into a 30-minute tirade because his neighbor’s Black Lives Matter flag was more visible than the American flag — as well as a slew of unrelated gripes, KXAN-TV reported.

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rcstl 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Get off my LAWN!"

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hmflagler2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It seems he was actually the BLM cuck with the flag

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BiglyCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looked like a female rugger at first. Then I saw her try to move and she looked much more like jabba

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Bigpoppatrump420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Body mass like Chris Farley.