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OneBigMaga 251 points ago +251 / -0

The salt Vampire. lol

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SeleniteGrayAMG 73 points ago +74 / -1

I lold

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The_Litehaus_Abides 64 points ago +64 / -0

Kudos to Keanu.

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Wearyman 39 points ago +39 / -0

Saw that one and I was like ROFL! Mmmm DELICIOUS SALT! GIVE ME ALL YOUR SALT! Sluuuuuuurp!

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Rainman 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is all just too glorious even the trolling is top shelf

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ClownTamer 33 points ago +33 / -0

I honestly have no idea what they’re even salting about half the time. They always crank the dial all the way up on everything they do and it all blends in together to me. I get their fear of Roe v Wade being overturned, but I’m not sure what else they’re worried about. What rights to gay people and minorities not have that would change under ACB?

Half their comments make no sense. “My friend’s going to lose his business on Nov 1st now.” Huh? The fuck does that have to do with ACB? As if she’s going to help decided a case on November 1st.

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XygyX 26 points ago +26 / -0

This is what you get when you have mentally ill people get wound up by commie profs and lefty media. Its a toxic combo of ignorance, arrogance, and stupidity.

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SteelDriver 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah those comments were weird. Furthermore, Barrett would be more likely to strike down the lock downs which are the cause of most of the economic woes right now.

These comment grabs are just shocking evidence of how effective propaganda is.

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jtt888 9 points ago +9 / -0

Their biggest fear is that they might not be able to kill an innocent person. That sort of speaks volumes about their mental state.

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Rainman 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're right it's just crank the dial on the fit switch... all just background noise

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Paprika 4 points ago +4 / -0

idk. to me it sounded like that person's friend was worried about losing their abortion business.

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UnauthorizedCaranx 7 points ago +7 / -0

He will be banned by the circle jerk mods at politics

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FreeJack2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

these idiots have a stockholm syndrome towards their dummiecrat masters. It would be funnier if they weren't so serious, lmao. Also GJ to the trolls on the front lines dropping salt bombs on these dumb faggots. RBG was a retarded bitch who gave us a huge win by not retiring under obama.

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Im_Not_Rattled 3 points ago +3 / -0

They whine and cry like this for a Supreme Court Justice, wait until Trump get reelected. Their media overlords keeps telling them Biden is so far ahead and there's no way for Trump to win. The melt downs after the election are going to be epic.

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AtticusDenzil 16 points ago +16 / -0

top comment lol

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bloodyminded 10 points ago +10 / -0

🧂🧛🏻‍♂️

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Brucesky420 183 points ago +183 / -0

I like the "My family barely scraped by with enough food this month"

Your family is struggling to feed themselves, and your ass is sitting on reddit? Really just shows you just how these people are, they expect everything to be given to them while doing nothing

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 100 points ago +100 / -0

This, right here.

Most small businesses which are still open have "Help Wanted" signs out. The grocery stores are hiring. I know if my family were on the brink of going without meals, I wouldn't be a basement-dwelling leech on my parents while angsting on reddit, I'd be working at these non-glamorous jobs and busting ass to keep the food coming in.

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Misteranderson03 38 points ago +38 / -0

Probably can’t pass the drug test

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ProphetOfKek 21 points ago +21 / -0

Even if they could definitely couldn’t pass the physical fitness requirements.

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usa_foot_print 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean if fat made you bullet proof it would have an advantage at least in some situations.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha. Fuck these guys. They deserve their weakness and misery.

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Ithrowawaay 15 points ago +15 / -0

When you can’t afford food, but you can afford illegal drugs, you may have a problem.

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AllahFubar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha classic.

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +3 / -1

I really don't get why people struggle with food. I mostly eat steak with wine for dinner and food is about 5% of my income.

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RussianAgent13 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is your income?

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Labyrinth9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope, last thing I want is angry feminist cuck redditors being our police

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Jimmy_Russler 3 points ago +3 / -0

The change they want to see is arresting white men for wearing MAGA hats

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arkylady 20 points ago +20 / -0

Not only that, but food stamps are a thing. I've been on food stamps a couple times in my life when I lost my job and they give you plenty enough to eat good each month, most especially if you have kids to feed. I think most people on food stamps don't budget and blow it all on junk the first two weeks of the month then have nothing at the end. Or they trade their food stamps for drugs.

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Labyrinth9000 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have rules on how these stamps are used. Never give cash, I heard of someone who was given cash to blow it at a strip club and drugs.

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slrpnls 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, seriously! Everything from the grocery stores, gas stations to hardware stores are all looking for people. Yeah it's not glamorous but if you have nothing there are places hiring.

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XygyX 17 points ago +17 / -0

But they gotta hold out for a job that will let them fully utilize their queer Native American gender studies degree they went into debt to obtain.

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bpcpdx 9 points ago +9 / -0

08' hit me really hard so when I saw the writing on the wall after lockdowns I picked up the first job I could get. Didn't even need a job because I had other things planned out. But I figured it wouldn't hurt to save a bit more.

Pizza delivery driver, the first and only place I tried applying to. Interestingly we're hurting for more employees, can't get enough of them.

Not gonna lie, I'm making damn good money for what the job is. Had no idea it would be like this. And if you're willing to put up with bullshit you can become a manager and get 27/hr and work your way up to GM in 2 + or so years and make 100k a year. The bar is super low, our GM is pretty much exactly like Jeff from American Dad.

There's jobs out there. They're just not the high social status jobs these people want.

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Sanctii 4 points ago +4 / -0

My Company hires anyone. No college education, can even have a low level felony. It is SO FUCKING HARD to find good employees. We pay $40k a year. If you work hard and do a good job you can get promoted. One guy (no college education) worked up to COO and was making $200k a year. Work hard, do a good job, and you can succeed.

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unclebobinator 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you can't find a job in my town in a day or two you're just not trying or entirely unhirable. Considering grocery stores and fast food joints hire just about anyone, that's quite a feat.

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Ferzth 2 points ago +3 / -1

Was in the local McDeath this last week. The mouth-breather who took my money was tatted all over his neck and face. And not the Maori death warrior ink. I said, kind of sarcastically, "Nice ink." He said, "Thanks." I said, "I have ink, too." He said, "So, you get it." Drove away. I do have ink, just not on my face and neck. But you're right, about anyone can get a job these days.

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texascpa 72 points ago +72 / -0

I liked the "I've had a job for two weeks and have worked only one hour and made $14". Then recall your governor for locking the state down you fucktard.

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KekistaniMemeLord 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe eventually they'll look into the mirror and see that, that is exactly what they are as well.

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WhiteTrashJesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of those are trolls trying to demoralize them lol

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texascpa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks, didn't even see that.

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Oskar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in the same state as this douche. There's plenty of work if you want to work. I've been employed the whole time and my company is hiring, but millennial soy fairies don't really want to work.

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RussianBot6969 21 points ago +21 / -0

Under Reid, the Democrats themselves destroyed any procedural roadblocks that could have forced Republicans to do anything. With the Kavanaugh hearings, they destroyed any good will or political capital they may have had to raise political/moral/ethical/professional concerns (legitimate or otherwise). It's their own damn fault. They did this to themselves, and anyone with an ounce of sense or integrity pointed that out as it was happening. Fuck'em all. I hope Trump gets 3 more in the next term.

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cowboyghostcat 13 points ago +13 / -0

I like the "without precedence" when there has been something like 14 instances or more of SCOTUS nominations during an election year. They're just angry McConnell didn't bend the knee when Scalia was taken out... errrr passed away of natural causes in his sleep with a pillow over his face

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LRRP 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was confused regarding what eating has to do with SCOTUS appointment

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FireannDireach 12 points ago +12 / -0

Food is unConstitutional now? Something something RBG?

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ProfessorRomendev 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know how Pelosi keeps torpedoing stimulus bills cause it doesn't bail out blue states?

Ignore the objective reality that it's her fault, and their logic is 'I'm starving and these darn republicans are more worried about pushing through their judges than helping me'

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +11 / -0

They are just afraid that ACB will side with the Republican for banning food for poor people. That's why they are talking about food.

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Fffffffff 4 points ago +4 / -0

What on God's green earth? ACB is going to ban food? These people need professional help. We could maybe fill more asylums that were closed decades ago

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magabigleague2 48 points ago +48 / -0

lmao I wish I thought of this, we could seriously demoralize them with psychological warfare

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Two_Scoops__ 31 points ago +31 / -0

yeah i love reading the really hopeless comments. Brings me joy

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Toobin247 9 points ago +9 / -0

I may have I creat a Reddit account just to squeeze more salt before election. Never realized how fun it could be.

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AllahFubar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it is time for me to do a little dabbling in there lol

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squanchingonpao 30 points ago +30 / -0

I have 3-4 reddit accounts for a reason, if you aren't shit posting behind enemy lines you aren't doing it right.

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Saremei 14 points ago +14 / -0

If people here aren't actively posting on reddit or other mainstream sites, we lose out. I'm glad so many do continue to fight. Not posting on them is conceding the culture war.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not taking time out of a busy day to troll losers on Reddit is “conceding the culture war”?

I mean I totally get what you’re saying, I really do but that’s a bit harsh. I’m a grown man with a family- it’s hard to find time to post silly shit on my phone trolling Reddit.

How often do you troll on Reddit?

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BishopofBlackpool 3 points ago +3 / -0

After spending years on Reddit, I find that it's unbearable dogshit these days, and just the thought of it makes me want to spew. It makes a lot more sense to comment on news websites that have normal people reading them.

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arkylady 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the main reason I got on Twitter, made my account there after Trump was elected. Over these 3+ years, I have noticed the conservative voice getting stronger there even in the face of blatant censorship.

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Italians_Invented_2A 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm pushing the narrative that Biden needs to lose for the Democratic party to embrace progressivism.

Biden is same old, military industrial complex, etc.

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Afeazo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Could? I do it every time I get bored and have some spare time on my hands.

Nothing is easier than demoralizing a lefty because their emotions and train of thought is always fed to them by news and social media. All I gotta do is make a comment about how hopeless and worried I feel about whatever anti trump thing they are talking about and they tend to follow.

It’s getting easier, too. If you tried to tell them you were worried about a Trump second term in 2019 they would say he has no chance and there’s nothing to worry about. If you say the same now they are also worried LOL

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basedBlumpkin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got at least 1 redditor's account perma-banned last night after they DM'd me threatening messages when I posted pro-Barrett comments. Haha, they are definitely getting demoralzied.

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Toobin247 4 points ago +4 / -0

How can you tell each other? Just noticing it over time? It would be sad if it were a bunch of pedes covertly memeing each other. I guess the sad part is that it’s hard to tell if it’s real or satire.

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Toobin247 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea yes 12 minute old account. This is an alt because after the update on the site, I’m having trouble logging into my old account. I’ll re ask the question with that account when resolved. Good lord. Not every new account is up to no good.

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basedBlumpkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, there was tons and tons of overt support last night in there.

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diverscale 1 point ago +1 / -0

You guys are doing lord's work!

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Italians_Invented_2A 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm on Reddit too, fighting the meme war.

I made a post on here to share some ammos too

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GumMint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember: you're trying to convince the lurkers, not those who respond.

This is incredibly important. The best way to "win" an online discussion is to make one comment and leave. The person who's breathlessly responding to everyone will turn off lurkers.

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good tips

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OrangeManMeh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it, doing this already

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r/politics 3 points ago +3 / -0

In order to beat the enemy, you have to think like the enemy.

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diverscale 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys are doing lord's work. Takes some real comedian talent to pull this off. I get too emotional haha

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been banned from every news/politics sub on reddit and I wouldn't bother getting a new account because I have too much karma.

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Wearyman 15 points ago +15 / -0

The key to good satire is taking a particular stance or situation and taking it to an extreme level. the modern political left in America (and most of the west, TBH) is now so extreme that there isn't any place left for satire to go. Doing satire just means aping them. Which is funny in it's own way, as you discovered.

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No40sinfl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was doing that on abortion arguments using the term proabortion over prochoice

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redgreenyellowblu 12 points ago +12 / -0

I had a great one going. It ended when I revealed I was trans-sized, like I identify as a miniature person. Some tranny went balistic and reported me to mods across all my subs.

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aconcernedtroll 8 points ago +8 / -0

lcokdownskepticism, actualpublicfreakouts are great spots to karma farm before going into the gauntlet.

The sheer retardation of r/politics can be a shock. But I've gotten to a few people that have thanked me for links to things.

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Rainman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Went to Reddit yesterday, still have a ton of karma to use on leftist retards but it was really fun to see all the salty tears but still...

FUCK REDDIT

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MelodicToad 270 points ago +270 / -0

Getting pregnant and getting an abortion in protest is some demented level of thinking.

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Forty5 129 points ago +129 / -0

Liberalism is a mental disorder

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blackdeath 74 points ago +74 / -0

Checked out her posting history, she predictably submitted this under r/depression: “I struggle to feel that sense of connection with most people. I struggle to feel loved. I know it must be there, intermittently, staring me in the face, but it's like it doesn't register.”

Could it be because heartless assholes aren’t loved? Nah, it’s everyone else.

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BoffoTheClown 52 points ago +52 / -0

1 - Cries about being unloved (by the parents who didn't murder them).

2 - Creates their own child, not in order to love it in the way they were never loved, but for the express purpose of murdering it.

3 - Feels hard done by.

I feel another flood is well deserved.

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Fabius 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her life is her own making.

These libtards are waiting for government to make them feel better. It's truly pathetic.

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Wearyman 24 points ago +24 / -0

She's a druggie. Taking shrooms and abusing prescriptions. I REALLY hope she doesn't follow up on that whole "getting pregnant" thing as her child will absolutely be utterly fucked up from all the drugs she is doing and end up living a short and incredibly painful life, suffering the horrible effects of withdrawal and drug induced birth defects.

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JustHere2DVote 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prevention is key, yes, but still better than not making it out of the womb. People still have the agency to make something of themselves from a poor start in this country, at least the one I'm fighting for.

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knightofday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep yep

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beev_bove_biv 10 points ago +10 / -0

Somehow I don't think that defense will hold up when they're standing in front of God on judgment day

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FUCKTHEDNC 63 points ago +63 / -0

That was the one comment that stuck out at me.

How fucking twisted can a human being get??!!!

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arkylady 23 points ago +23 / -0

I wish it had to be, but liberals are so crazy it's almost impossible to out troll them anymore. Hell, the Babylon Bee can hardly come up with satire anymore since the craziest shit they can think of ends up becoming reality within a month lol

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DemigoD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, if it were an "obvious troll" it would have down votes. The truth is that most Lefty ppl reading that would think "yaaaaas slay queen"

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skillprediction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course, they want more child souls sacrificed for their evil rituals.

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beev_bove_biv 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wouldn't put it past these people for a second

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Wearyman 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think so. Lots of drug use talk and Bernie support in her posts.

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QuietSpark 22 points ago +22 / -0

In a sane world that would be called premeditated murder.

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OrangeFruitGood 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wish we could contact the police on that kid.

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napoleon4321 193 points ago +193 / -0

The China Virus was the Reichstag Fire to end all Reichstag Fires, and Trump devoutly refused to assume more power unto himself or to nationalize industries. He was so rigidly federalist that William Rehnquist would have blushed. That is not what wanna-be dictators do.

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Gurren_Laggan 80 points ago +80 / -0

This is a beautifully eloquent description of what happened and I love that you put my thoughts into words better then I could. I will unabashedly being stealing this.

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Afeazo 54 points ago +54 / -0

And both sides wanted Trump to go full authoritarian. We wanted him to go full military smack down with BLM and the rioters, the other side wanted him to go full dictator with mask orders and nationwide shutdowns.

Both sides should realize how lucky we are it’s Trump up there, imagine what a power hungry person may have done during these times?

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knightofday 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bruh...I shudder thinking about what he or any Democrat would’ve done

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ValleyForge 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is exactly what would have happened. We would barely hear about it. No lockdowns, no masks. They would have just let the virus spread and warned the vulnerable to take extra precautions. You know..the shit we should be doing now.

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Carry_Your_Name 4 points ago +5 / -1

Smack down on BLM and the rioters is the president's duty, not authoritarianism at all. He took an oath to defend the constitution against foreign and DOMESTIC enemies! The problem is the military is not with him because they see this as a political movement and they don't wanna get involved.

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Krysdavar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a feeling a lot of the rioting stuff will be quashed shortly after Trump's re-elected. A lot of house cleaning will be done as well. He will finally, FINALLY have the opportunity to drain the fucking swamp. And there's not dick they will be able to do about it.

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SludgeWarehouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't even need to imagine. We have people like Gretchen Whitmer to show us.

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Hussar 20 points ago +20 / -0

And it started during the nonsensical impeachment effort.

The Dictator Handbook (that I just made up) says that if your power is threatened or you are in danger of losing office, you should use that as a pretense for assuming emergency powers or mass-arresting the opposition.

(In case it's not clear to the FBI paste-drinker reading this, no, I'm not saying that Trump should do such a thing.)

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BallsackPaneer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hell, even Tucker was (Mistakenly) called on Trump to intervene by sending in the National Guard. Tucker was wrong. Trump respected states rights, even in the face of ANTIFA/BLM nonsense.

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bloodyminded 14 points ago +14 / -0

Cincinatius would have been like, "Damn, dawg. That's some restraint."

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QuietSpark 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is why the comparisons of Trump to Lincoln make me cringe. Trump is everything Lincoln should have been but wasn’t.

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NuclearDreams 44 points ago +44 / -0

Friendly reminder to all that it took Hitler a grand total of one month between the time he was appointed Chancellor to the time he abolished all other arms of the government and made himself the sole leader of Germany.

Trump is the worst dictator ever.

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TexasFreedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOLLLL! Right? Why didn’t all the oppressed countries Of the past just VOTE out their dictators?!

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GreyGooseDown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile, they run around and use Brownshirt tactics.

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arisefromtheashes 128 points ago +130 / -2

wait until next week when trump wins CA LOL

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Pilotmtb 122 points ago +122 / -0

If he took just one leftist strong hold these people on Reddit would literally explode

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G0vnah 45 points ago +45 / -0

And I'll have popcorn ready

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Pilotmtb 26 points ago +26 / -0

The evening of November 3 will be glorious

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Art-Vandelay41 18 points ago +18 / -0

Or November 9 depending on fraud

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G0vnah 11 points ago +11 / -0

"We have an army of voter fraudsters."

"We have ACB."

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm okay with that happening to Oregon.

Thanks to the Antifa fucktards out there shitting all over Portland nearly every night since April-May, it might just happen.

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AIRHORN4TRUMP 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would lol if Portland leaned red, and since the rest of the state is already mostly red, it would flip the state and get him that extra 7 votes.

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RockyMin 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am praying for that to happen every until the election. That's the only thing that can top a Trump win next week, is that he wins CA or NY or one of those others. And then an extra bonus would be Nancy losing her re-election as well.

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AtticusDenzil 5 points ago +5 / -0

they will explode Nov 3rd

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One_Eyed_Willy 29 points ago +29 / -0

Not IF but WHEN Trump flips a blue state stronghold (it won't be CA, I live here) this will be an inflection point for many democrats. Many will REEEE on SM but for many if a state that has been blue for decades flips red, no matter which it will cause many people to actually stop reeeeing and actually think, "Are we the baddies?".

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Italians_Invented_2A 35 points ago +35 / -0

Won't happen. I'm on Reddit and everyone seems convinced that Trump is the one doing voter fraud.

They'll never accept Trump as legitimate, not even if he triumphs in the popular vote.

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seejayem 13 points ago +13 / -0

that’s what happens when you don’t have a secure election. both sides refuse to accept the results if they lose. i don’t see any likely scenario that doesn’t result in a contested election. the only question is how big the conflict will be and how long it will last.

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arkylady 14 points ago +14 / -0

The pool of leftists that are capable of waking up has to be getting really small by now.

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DictatorGerg 9 points ago +9 / -0

This. I'm hoping a Trump win finally cracks the shells of these stubborn bastards. My sister still thinks Donald is a mysogonist who made fun of a disabled person. Yes, the debunked video of him allegedly making fun of that person didn't convince anybody except my sister. UGH!

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PoppinKREAM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he's got PA again, and even with their cheating I think it's gonna be a reality shattering margin.

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MightyEighth 21 points ago +21 / -0

If Trump takes Cali we will all head west for the California salt rush!

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meals23 5 points ago +5 / -0

calipede here, we've got first dibs. we earned it

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magabigleague2 11 points ago +11 / -0

lets hope to get some house seats back, they harvested away almost all republican seats in 2018

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parshal34 9 points ago +9 / -0

Could you imagine pede?

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Ithrowawaay 42 points ago +42 / -0

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

RIP George Carlin

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Jaybird91 19 points ago +19 / -0

Carlin would be considered far fucking right in today’s political climate

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +7 / -0

No doubt about it.

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WeebForTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Democracy is cringe! Read some Aristotle.

-John Doyle

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FTLRalph 8 points ago +8 / -0

There should be a test before voting. Simple. Two questions. Like "who is the current vice president" and a multiple choice of what the first amendment is.

Get one wrong? Bye.

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RussianAgent13 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the guy saying "we need civics classes in public education" has to be a pede in disguise. Leftists don't care about civics and history.

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cuntard 2 points ago +2 / -0

or critical thinking

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Two_Scoops__ 8 points ago +9 / -1

what did i miss?

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texascpa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Check out the image. Look for the salt vampire reference.

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eyerighteye 4 points ago +4 / -0

Read em pede.

Bottom middle

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MainstreamDeviant 35 points ago +35 / -0

They would feed their own cats. If you die in the house with a cat it will eat you eventually.

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Labyrinth9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let the Tournament, BEGIN!

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ippwndu 14 points ago +14 / -0

They would... for a week.

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MightyEighth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cats are more self sufficient than the left. At the very least they are good for keeping critters clear of your home. That alone makes them more valuable than their owners.

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Richard_Friedman 4 points ago +5 / -1

A lot of animals do not like to fuck with a cat unless forced to.. a threatened cat is literally a ball of fur with razor sharp teeth and needles.

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Meatbank84 19 points ago +19 / -0

I can guarantee you there will be a kool aid type event after Trump wins. It’ll be his fault too, all over MSM will be the faces of the brainwashed college kids that decided to throw a suicide party.

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Mexicola1976 4 points ago +4 / -0

In reality, the kool-aid was mostly bullets to the back of the head ir in the temple.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what?

No election, no optics. Fuck em.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

PINOCHET

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Brillica 6 points ago +6 / -0

Finding Saint Peter is pretty close to the same thing?

I joke, but you're right; far better they correct their course in life than kill themselves.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 11 points ago +11 / -0

/#jumpagainsttrump

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Asians4Trumpp 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. Gonna save this comment in case they ever add awards.

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DefaultFreedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought they already did (politically anyway).

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semblanceofsanity 56 points ago +56 / -0

I would just like to take a moment to point out that I couldn't find a single Western nation where abortion protections were enshrined in their constitution.

In every case I could find, abortion protections / restrictions were all created by legislation.

So the left is crying about democracy, and democracy is precisely what they are potentially getting: states deciding, democratically, what protections and restrictions the put on abortion.

This all assumes that Roe V Wade is overturned, which is still a bit of a long-shot, IMO.

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victory2024 33 points ago +33 / -0

Also, most of Europe has far more restrictive abortion laws than the USA. (late-term abortions are almost always banned in many European countries for example)

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Italians_Invented_2A 20 points ago +20 / -0

Exactly. It's so fucked up how all the libtards take European countries as examples to follow, but don't follow Europe when it comes to abortion or voter ID or not giving free gibs to illegal immigrants.

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newuser999 14 points ago +14 / -0

Most don't even know how hard Canada is on immigration.

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ForTheComingMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Several European countries also got rid of birthright citizenship, too. (Or never had it in the first place).

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arkylady 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hopefully many liberals will leave America and go to Europe only to find out their free healthcare is garbage, late term abortions are banned, there are no go zones where you get raped and the housing is nothing like they are used to in America.

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GarudaOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except for the Netherlands which has abortion laws just as degenerate as America's.

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +7 / -0

There isn't a single Western nation that defines itself by abortion, either.

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Throwingway22 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair (not that I want to be fair since this is what should happen), in order to overturn Roe, the Supreme Court would necessarily have to find a 14th amendment right to life for the baby. That would make all state laws that allow abortions a constitutional violation. There would be no states deciding on this issue anymore.

That's what happens when a court goes full activists instead of staying in their lane. They invented the principle of "political questions" for just this kind of situation but the Roe court couldn't help themselves.

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semblanceofsanity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Overturning roe would just send the issue to the states. Roe determined that abortion laws violated a right to privacy, you could overturn without recognizing the personhood of the unborn. I honestly don't think the conservatives would go this route.

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IntrepidBurger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roe has no shot of being overturned until Breyer is gone and replaced with an originalist. I don't think anyone other than Thomas and Barrett would vote for it currently.

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Tarrock 50 points ago +50 / -0

God, I can't wait to laugh and call out these people during election night. r/politics after parties are always the best.

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Art-Vandelay41 18 points ago +18 / -0

When Trump gets re-elected, I can’t wait to make a Reddit account, go to r/politics, and just say....

HAHAHA LIBTARDS GET FUKT! THEDONALD.WIN

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Tarrock 16 points ago +16 / -0

1)They'll probably turn off new accounts that night because of the meltdown

2)They probably got TD.win wordfilter banned.

I made my alt accounts months ago.

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CharmSung 7 points ago +7 / -0

2)They probably got TD.win wordfilter banned.

Reddit has a global ban on "thedonald.win" and hundreds of variations. One of the mods on r/WatchRedditDie made a thread about it. Here's one of his examples:

https://i.imgur.com/S85pfXZ.png

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Krysdavar 2 points ago +2 / -0

That reddit page intrigues me, might have to actually check it out.

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Krysdavar 3 points ago +3 / -0

A few minutes in, am not disappointed by the posts there...

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RussianAgent13 1 point ago +1 / -0

teh d0nald dot win

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arkylady 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've been saving people to a list on Twitter lol

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FUCKTHEDNC 2 points ago +2 / -0

You won’t be able to. They have a new policy- new accounts and accounts with no/little karma can’t post there. I know, I tried. Lmao

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Nikore 40 points ago +40 / -0

"I can't believe they confirmed ACB without even looking at her yearbooks or 40 year old calendars. What a disgrace."

I really hope this one is sarcasm but who even knows anymore?

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bloodyminded 30 points ago +30 / -0

Most likely a pede.

Remember, we know them, better than they know us.

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daberoniandcheese 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you know your enemy and yourself, then victory is assured.

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TheDonaldVET1 38 points ago +38 / -0

'The morning after pill' 🤣

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Pigpenlordofdirt 35 points ago +36 / -1

This is pure reading while shitting material

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MAGASQUAD 33 points ago +33 / -0

"What happened to the arrows in pelosis quiver?"

Holy fuck someone actually believed her. The house was always powerless.

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MudDog 15 points ago +15 / -0

Their whole quiver is obstruction, corruption, and identity politics. She's been sitting on that stimulus package, Schumer has been crying, and DNC has been trying to rig the elections with mail-in ballots.

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GarudaOne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well I don't blame him. Sundance sounded like he believed her as well.

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MAGASQUAD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who?

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GarudaOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

The guy behind theconservativetreehouse.com.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sundance from the website The Conservative Treehouse, presumably.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/author/sundancecracker/

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RussianAgent13 2 points ago +2 / -0

They believed the walls were closing in too.

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bobdole776 29 points ago +29 / -0

Holy shit that top left comment!

These people are literally selfish narcissistic insane people!

They don't even care to kill life they just made to protest this shit, they're fucking nutters!

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Vulkanian 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean the one bragging about getting pregnant just to immediately abort in order to "protest"?

Yeah, that one grossed me out as well. Literally bragging about murdering an innocent baby, and they think they're the good guys lmfao.

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bobdole776 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left is rife with delusion borderlining on insanity. The shit I've seen them say/do since 2016 is downright sickening.

It's also sad to see just how brainwashed people actually are since then as well.

My ~65yo uncle is sadly brainwashed himself. Sent a little litmus test via a text linking to a video of the edited version of the 60 Minutes interview of the GEOTUS and the non-edited one side by side to gauge his reaction and whether he's worth talking politics with.

Well he failed horribly. The correct answers to the text were either 'oh wow look at how much they cut out, very fishy!' or just saying something about how disgusting it is to censor the president.

Nope, he instead went into a tangent on how the laptop is a russian hoax and the TV told him that, also some 'orange man bad' thrown in there as well.

With that (unlike insane leftists), I've decided that all political talk within the family is dead and I refuse to partake on the grounds of retaining familial relationships.

Only a leftist would allow politics to ruin family relations!

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weneedaweedeater 25 points ago +25 / -0

"This is how Hitler rose to power."

Please explain...don't worry, I'll wait.

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AlFreeman 10 points ago +11 / -1

Democratically I guess. They don't realize Hitler was one of them, i.e. a fucking socialist scumbag.

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Genericwhitemale 6 points ago +6 / -0

That one made me think these aren’t really people typing this dumb shit. Probably Chinese bots

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re talking about the violent left. They will force their way into power with whatever means they can. Including gulags and firing squads. Sick people.

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, he's talking about the problem of the zero hours contracts.

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Pixel 21 points ago +21 / -0

These cunts must live miserable lives in a perpetual state of helplessness.

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One_Eyed_Willy 7 points ago +8 / -1

And misery. Unfortunately many people, Americans are just rotten to the core and simply unhappy people. They would probably be the first to admit it too, which is sad. Many of these people simply don't know what it feels like to be happy and float through life clinging on to temporary bursts of happiness through material things, like a quick cocaine high. It likely stems from their upbringing, family habits and lack of religion in their life. Lifeless husks from their teenage years into adulthood latching onto politics as their religion replacement. Politics has taught them to hate, not be happy so through years of absence, happiness is gone.

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zakat 5 points ago +5 / -0

And they are at each others throat as well.

"You didn't vote Clinton in 2016, thus YOU ARE AT FAULT!!!!"

Instead of rallying and uniting under a common goal "We need to prevent another 2016" they hate each other. This divide will end in the same result.

It's beautiful to watch.

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FReddit 17 points ago +17 / -0

They are so demoralized. It’s a thing of beauty. This just cemented 2020 GEOTUS win. Great job Cocaine Mitch. Turtle power!

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auroch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come join in, folks. These people literally revolve around getting cookies and head pats for regurgitating their programming. It really is time to slap them hard with reality.

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Bramble 16 points ago +16 / -0

"our family just scraped by this month" how about you go to a food bank where they GIVE YOU FOOD FOR FREE or use EBT to buy food, if you are truly that hard up.

Leftists always wanting more handouts yet they don't even use the ones they have. Here's a suggestion - get a damn job at subway, make money AND get free food

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BlackSteve 15 points ago +15 / -0

Agreed. I hate seeing stories where people claim their family sometimes doesn't eat. Fuck you. I volinteer at a community center that has a food Bank. They beg me to take tons of food. You know why? Because no one takes even a third of the perishables! Don't tell me you have to choose between you or you kid eating because I fucking know better.

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Loc12 11 points ago +11 / -0

wtf does a judge have to do with feeding your family

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dorsal_fin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Something about abortions I don't know.

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MyUsername 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists eat babies, confirmed.

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or open up the country so people can work again!

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RichardKimball 14 points ago +14 / -0

Favorite comment is the one claiming a president appointing a SC justice is a conflict of interest. It's either got to be trolling or too stupid to find the door knob in the morning.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 8 points ago +8 / -0

This was my favorite one as well. They couldn't look that up in 10 seconds?

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BasedTexasCPA 12 points ago +12 / -0

how is the president appointing a supreme court justice not a conflict of interest

At least that person admitted some ignorance but Jesus, this is Civics 101

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Brillica 9 points ago +9 / -0

I checked xir profile, hoping they were non-American and not just dumb. Turns out they're American and really dumb. My favourite post:

No! Trump is actually against the ropes right now! Everything he is saying is out of desperation. He sees the writing on the wall. VOTE!

lol

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN GUYS

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DefaultFreedom 11 points ago +11 / -0

When they lose this election, they will stop telling people to vote. They will lash out violently and lose even more.

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Junkevil 11 points ago +11 / -0

The pede likes classic star trek too. The saltsucker is in the first season of tos!

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Darthrift 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love it. These people are so miserable and if they did 1 thing they could fix it. Turn off the MSM. Turn it off.

Go out and be among people. Find common ground that isn’t ‘orange man bad’. All this shit of identity politics would disappear if they stopped listening to their favorite MSM personality and their insane talking points.

Instead they sit at their phones bitching, threatening their fellow man, cause they were sold a bunch of lies by people smarter then them.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure turning off the TV is enough of a fix for some of these degenerates.

This is a picture from a Reddit meetup in Indianapolis, and it wasn't a Halloween party. They literally thought it would be a great idea to get together in February and try their hand at cross dressing-

https://i.maga.host/LcjVbdR.png

Here's an archive of the meetup page so you know I'm not joking.

https://archive.is/GawU9

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's honestly sad that they've wasted 3.5 years of the best economy in modern history and spent it crying.

Make hay while the sun shines. Another "conservative" axiom that I'm sure these retards think is racist or something. You don't get prosperity all the time, and these idiots wasted their shot. These people will end up with nothing, and I'm not paying for it.

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whiskey_shitz 10 points ago +10 / -0

What a bunch of doomsday larping cry bullies.

These people act like this for four years straight and are surprised when we happily walk right over them.

These lunatics need to be shouted down until they shut the fuck up.

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NiallFraser 9 points ago +9 / -0

I FEED ON THE SALT OF LIBS! GORGED MYSELF LAST NIGHT ON SALT

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

WE HAVE THE BEST TENSIONS, HYPER TENSIONS PEOPLE, BELIEVE ME!

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daberoniandcheese 9 points ago +9 / -0

What universe do these people live in? Why do they think an intelligent, qualified woman on the supreme court is the end of life as we know it? Like those people saying she’s going to hurt black people and women. Based on what? Or are they just repeating their NPC talking points?

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Gwoz8881 8 points ago +8 / -0

A woman was sworn in as SJC by a black man. The left is the most sexist and racist people I could imagine

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Wenger 8 points ago +8 / -0

they sound demoralized that's great. The lines to vote are very long and these soy cucks are very lazy. It doesn't take much to get them to give up.

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cant fucking wait. Fuck the left.

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Ryoten 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love the salt vampire comment from Star Trek. You can tell that was someone from the donald trolling them with that!

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Magentapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Found the Pede!

...it was you all along ❤️

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MightyEighth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes let the hate flow through you, already seeing lefties so depressed they may not even vote! I’ve never been more excited for the day after an election in my life!

Trump must unveil his rocket fueled by lefty tears soon, then we can go to the Andromeda galaxy easy!

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AmericanGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow... so the whole left narrative is "Red people bad". Literally no facts in those posts. This is why they lose.

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fapoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope these are teens and people in their early 20's.

If you're past that and you think like this, oh no .

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are. This is typical kid shit.

And if they are in their 30s and still thinking like this, they're total losers.

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texascpa 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I'm a newbie to politics and government. But how is the president appointing a supreme justice not a conflict of interest?" And folks this is why our school system is shit.

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Meatbank84 5 points ago +5 / -0

God I love these.

Hey at least one states something I agree with “THE DEMS ARE FUCKING USELESS”

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rubberkidney 5 points ago +5 / -0

10/10 salt thread. clear, not background garbage. solid opacity. a big beautiful title.

i hereby dub thee the salt engineer.

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clbrto 4 points ago +4 / -0

upper left

it takes a man for that job, honey

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clbrto 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's still "icky man" juice

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're assuming she has money or a job lol

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OneBigMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people are so stupid, it's amazing.

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KAG_Master 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ohhh fun. Its like "Where's Waldo" pede edition.

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Panthers426 4 points ago +4 / -0

The projection is so real. "The Dems always play nice and never do anything to stop the evil repubs." Like damn that;s how I feel about the Repubs doing shit about democrat corruption.

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Joey14 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like a lot of them aren’t American anyway. The fuck do I care what they think of our SC?

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TheGeneral 3 points ago +3 / -0

What were these losers saying 8 years ago?

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some accidentally went to the talking points for Trump's next term. Correct The Record is gonna be pissed!

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the-new-style 3 points ago +3 / -0

the most important election of my life

the most important election of your life ... so far

you will have more chances to lose

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bold, Democrats are fucking Useless is top kek.

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NixonsDMTdealer 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA If they want to participate in the abortion process they are all more than welcome to show their full support by self aborting. They can all Jonestown themselves and we can get on with making this country clean again.

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

Today or tomorrow probably

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

All these people complaining that the Democrats didn't do anything to stop this clearly didn't see all the thumbs down given last night.

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StandardOilCompany 3 points ago +3 / -0

Magnificent

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Asians4Trumpp 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGAnificent

hehe