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RyanT282 34 points ago +34 / -0

Come on down!

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Chiknxtreme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get this man a brick and a coat.

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Rusty520 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome Leafs

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STIDGIT64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember now that all celebrities have been sold to china to lick dick as they excel at that.

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DowsaTV 13 points ago +13 / -0

Come on! Just know we build Air Craft Carriers and do "rule the world" type stuff. It's fun!

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GingerFox 11 points ago +11 / -0

Awesome! Just do it legally! We LOVE our legal immigrants, don't we folks?

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Chickenbaconpoutine 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's easier to find a based lady that will marry you. And you'll be able to get your citizenship 2 years faster than through work visas.

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TheGnarly1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believed you are from Canadia until you used the correct measuring system. Ya caught.

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JohnMiller2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just as long as you are not French Canadian. No one wants them, not even France.

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BeefOfUndead 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's up with French Canadians?

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TEXinLA 6 points ago +6 / -0

MAGA newbies welcome...

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Rubberbunnies 5 points ago +5 / -0

At least Alberta. Every riding but one went hard conservative last prov. election. It was glorious.

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fortisetliber 3 points ago +4 / -1

They should annex Saskatchewan and Manitoba too, as well as the Arctic territories. Any commies can be easily outnumbered by opening it all up for oil and gas exploration.

Ontario and Quebec will collapse and go full Venezuela. Maritimes and Nfld are already bankrupt. Interior B.C. may join Alberta. Coastal B.C. will be destroyed by Antifa. Think that about covers it...

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are the county equivalents really called ridings? If so, that's amazing.

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Rubberbunnies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. And subject to the usual gerrymandering as well.

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SJBHamilton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Neighbor, maybe with a little luck the MAGA wave will spill over !

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 6 points ago +6 / -0

We would love to have you but from the sounds of it you have a whole lot of commies in Canada that need some vanquishing.

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Nicktdot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would be great if there was a USMCA immigration program where a "Republican" Canadian can trade citizenship with a Democrat American.. exchange citizenship at the border and be done with it!

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dfponysoldier 5 points ago +5 / -0
  1. Marry a Pede
  2. Get a green card
  3. Obtain citizenship
  4. Bro down
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MuadDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'd be welcome, but you should consider retaking the great white north instead!!! America needs her allies and there's no ally like our friends in the north. Once we maga then we will make north america great again.

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TampaMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t bring any liberal family members, glad to have you in the fight

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flabbyfanny1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome!

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FlamingButBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waaaay ahead of you fren. My E1 visa is in process

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PizzaphilePodesta 3 points ago +3 / -0

trudeau is a cuck supreme

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DeepDMingDeep 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should be a lot of mansions for sale on the left coast. Supposedly...

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FoundRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit. I am planning on coming down too! Canada is a joke. USA all the way!

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Id come from Aus and be a PR. My understanding though is I cant have a gun.

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Les_Deplorables 2 points ago +2 / -0

MeToo!

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come down before we get the northern wall!

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Filetsmignon 2 points ago +2 / -0

There will be lots of jobs!

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HighVoltage 2 points ago +2 / -0

We will take you, but only if Canada takes at least one celebrity at least half the size of Amy Schumer.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome!

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Bobby 2 points ago +2 / -0

We love our Canadian pedes!

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BasedRedPillZeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trudeau is such a faggot. Very feminine little commie scumbag.

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SenditDownrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're more than welcome. Bring some moose meat and Labatt's.

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Jobu567 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yes

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PMSocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not so fast there, pal

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get this patriot a coat full of bricks!

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pedeypete 1 point ago +1 / -0

We'd love to have you, we need all the help we can get. The crybabies are going to go nuclear.

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GreyGooseDown 1 point ago +1 / -0

You had us in the first half.

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AOCs_tits 1 point ago +1 / -0

...TD.win for a second so I can break out a couple bottles of chilled champagne before running back to soak up more winning and bathe in more liberal tears.

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Farage_massage 1 point ago +1 / -0

...the AC on as energy prices will be affordable with the lower retail cost and my improving finances.