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FlamingButBased 370 points ago +370 / -0

Also...6th year?! Isn't that a 4 year degree?

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Tx50bmg 374 points ago +374 / -0

Sounds like he's a statistical outlier. 🤔

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PantsJihad 65 points ago +65 / -0

I'll derive enjoyment from this.

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TheDespotofCartoons 32 points ago +32 / -0

Math puns? Really? Don't you think they're just too divisive?

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 21 points ago +22 / -1

In addition to that, they usually suck.

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popcycle 15 points ago +15 / -0

square.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not really, I'm just getting more negative as I get past my prime.

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Financial_mom 10 points ago +10 / -0

No they're integral to us all.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 63 points ago +63 / -0

You might say that poster is a deviant.

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AuPhalanx 46 points ago +46 / -0

Now, now. Don't be mean.

(I think you'll see what I did there . . .)

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Deplorable2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

I like your mode us operandi

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deleted 23 points ago +25 / -2
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Tellman125 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's from this stupid book:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outliers_(book)

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Hudlum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean I thought it was a pretty excellent book actually.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

How bout inliers?

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ncstatesman 8 points ago +8 / -0

He broke the box and whisker - not on any quartile

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Doggfaceponysoldier 52 points ago +52 / -0

Can confirm. About 1/3 of CMU students are Chinese nationals. They are all dumb as bricks and slide by based on the money and privelage of their communist party sponsors.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is privelage anything like underage?

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dixond 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, it's the special privilege that Leftist elites have to get away with making disgusting jokes about, and engaging in, underage sex with minors. Foul.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

If we change that to fowl maybe they'll be stuck fucking ducks. Not fair to our fine feathered friends but

SavetheChildren

Our world has really come to this

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nakedjay 25 points ago +25 / -0

Dude, he thinks you are some "werido" that is following him. Thinks you are a bot.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitThe_DonaldSays/comments/jj9w5x/wow_some_weird_person_on_the_donald_lose/

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ModernKnight 15 points ago +15 / -0

lol those comments

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

So how would he know someone re-posted his kooky map?

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nakedjay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no idea, but he deleted the post and ran to our fan mail sub.

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PrecisionStrike 18 points ago +18 / -0

To be fair, this is what the map will look like if Democrats get their way with amnesty, lowering the voter age, unpunished voter fraud, and banning all dissenting opinions.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you're saying no way in hell does the Union stand and see anything like this.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet its temujin01's new account.

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CleanYourRoom 63 points ago +63 / -0

its over guys, we had a good run.

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RyanT282 40 points ago +40 / -0

Pack it up. We're finished.

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18-to-life 25 points ago +25 / -0

Someone start the bus, this game’s over

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RyanT282 19 points ago +19 / -0

The walls are closing in.

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MrSir 17 points ago +17 / -0

The bees have come home to roost.

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RyanT282 14 points ago +14 / -0

The beginning of the end for Evil Orange Man Drumpft.

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ModernKnight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump's about to have his leg hairs rubbed by Corn Pop.

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fapoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

the beginning of the end

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spaceforceltc 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apparently, the Trump Train did have brakes.

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Julius_Severus 30 points ago +31 / -1

Maybe he's referring to a graduate program

Regardless, I hope he doesn't put this prediction on his resume

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is his Doctoral thesis. With as much as this chicomm is paying for that piece of paper? He could nail two boards together and pass.

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FlamingButBased 225 points ago +225 / -0

Failing 6th year stat student 🤣

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Tryhardneckbeard 87 points ago +87 / -0

Bring it up and I'm sure he's on his way to acquiring his Masters in Bullshitinomics.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 43 points ago +43 / -0

I'm an economist by trade, it's all bullshitonomics, I can spin the numbers to say whatever it is you are trying to say.

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Tryhardneckbeard 27 points ago +27 / -0

I dare you to go into the Data Is Beautiful sub... all kinds of idiot savants in that cuckhole.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say it isn't so?!? You couldn't possibly cook up a plannedemic that panics people into forfeiting their last shards of civil liberties, God-given rights, or self respect?

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sgt_richard 10 points ago +10 / -0

Must have attended Cunt College biden was screaming about.

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endofDrumpf 7 points ago +7 / -0

He’s actually a genius he will have a job at 538 in no time

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rimper 166 points ago +166 / -0

Lol... The delusional LARPers over on reddit will eat this up.

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NealKenneth 68 points ago +68 / -0

I like how even in his wildest wet dream prediction, he still allows a little tiny room for Trump to win...Biden only 264 in dark blue.

So, just like everyone in 2016, he can backpedal and say "My prediction wasn't wrong, there was always a 0.0043% chance Trump could win!"

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

DJT with 274 out of that map? I'd call that prediction vs those results not merely wrong, but damn wrong

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sgt_richard 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah they'll give each other medals and circle jerk over pretend orange man losing in their fantasy poll.

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Camperdon 118 points ago +118 / -0

Grade will be: F

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 67 points ago +67 / -0

Nah, he will get an A because the professor agrees with him.

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catsfive 19 points ago +19 / -0

And then when Trump wins, he'll rage quit and get an "I" for *incomplete...

Wait... What do we have developing, here?

F... A... I...

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wrong. The letter for grade below fail (according to common sense and the alphabet) should be G. Please replace the I with a G.

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djt4vr 4 points ago +4 / -0

L

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Steve_OH 8 points ago +8 / -0

6th year of a 4 year study? He’ll get a gold star from his mom

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TheBaconStopsHere 96 points ago +96 / -0

This is what happens when someone tries to analyze data they have no real understanding of.

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MAGA_MEME 19 points ago +19 / -0

I work in an industry where you can make 6 figures doing that easy.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Medical profession, right?

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trollkin0331 5 points ago +5 / -0

Savage. And true.

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NeverInterruptEnemy 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Dem over sampling? Eh that’s probably not important.”

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jcd_007 81 points ago +81 / -0

Their faith in polling and early voting is wildly misplaced. It’s been clear in numerous elections that early voting does not equal end results. Assuming that this individual is even a statistician and this isn’t just some leftist fantasy.

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Justin_is_Fidels_Son 18 points ago +18 / -0

Also, who's the typical person who's going to vote early? Dems. Patriots will stand in line and independent's will wait until the last second to make their decision based on the debates and campaigning. These idiots never learn.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're assuming there are undecided voters left. Debates largely failed them. R October surprise might work?

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KingNova 6 points ago +6 / -0

even looking at the margins, registration data, demographics, and early vote. it all doesn’t look good for biden. so this is pretty amusing.

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ehh, good in most places. Pennsylvania the D mail-in lead is pretty huge right now. Really hoping we can make that up

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KingNova 1 point ago +1 / -0

PA doesn’t have in-person early voting which is why the margins are farther apart than the rest. something like 80% of republicans are not voting until election day in PA. wait til election day. :)

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Joocystarbursts0316 63 points ago +63 / -0

LOL this is why college is useless. This tard is on year 6 of a 4 year degree, maybe his work is why!

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WinterOats 52 points ago +52 / -0

On Nov 3rd this person is going to

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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Isolated_Patriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

In china.

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Panhandle4Trump 50 points ago +50 / -0

Alaska? KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

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mintscape 22 points ago +22 / -0

Surprised they didn't have Alabama and Tennessee as blue also.

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thewashambro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because he's a dumbass. Trump won Tennessee by 60% lol.

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MainstreamDeviant 14 points ago +14 / -0

also TX and FL lmfao

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JayLow 42 points ago +43 / -1

Hi Reddit! I'm a complete waste of space at Carnegie Mellon in Pittsburgh. Most of my research is absolute dogshit. My recent project includes a fantasy related to some Blue Wave. Let's just say, I was surprised by how far up my own ass my head is.

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thewashambro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, my election map that has a red wave atleast gave biden 190 lol.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think an honest tally of votes would yield DJT winning every State except HI.

Now the question is when was the last time an honest tally of votes was seen? There was a massive effort to make sure it wasn't in 1864.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This OP came from shit the donald says. They don't have the guts to re-post what you said here, which proves what their soy is worth.

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johnlocke1689 42 points ago +42 / -0

6 years and that's his conclusion? That's laughable. 1 year in statistics 101 is reading the many books about the phrase "Lies, damned lies, and statistics"

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Bigly_Brick_Bot 8 points ago +8 / -0

First day of class our professor told us to read the book "How to lie with statistics"

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Thrasymachus 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I was training researchers in consumer analytics I made every new analyst read that book; it's a classic.

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Baryonic 39 points ago +39 / -0

South Carolina?! I don't think so.

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JayLow 48 points ago +48 / -0

Alaska is geographically forbidden from supporting a Democrat that wants to kill oil and guns. Would literally render Alaska uninhabitable.

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MAGASQUAD 27 points ago +27 / -0

You can just yell at bears when theyre trying to eat you.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can always fire a double-barreled shotgun into the air.

Wait... My bad. Those will be confiscated too. But you can still use double-barreled finger guns.

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KRosen333 7 points ago +7 / -0

remember that girl who sprays the bear with bear spray and then it eats her kayak?

BEAR STOPP PLEASE STOP!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

BEAR! At least she was calling it by name. She did everything she could.

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Loyal2Liberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pew, pew.

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djt4vr 1 point ago +1 / -0

call a social worker

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell it this is your no no square?

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Loc12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha I didn't notice that

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Thep1mp 13 points ago +13 / -0

Agreed..... I live here. No way SC is going Biden. Lol.

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DontTreadOnMyThreads 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same. I think I’ve seen maybe 10 Biden signs in the last month all over the state. Thousands of Trump signs

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Filetsmignon 32 points ago +32 / -0

Utah???

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george_lincoln 25 points ago +25 / -0

Montana!!! Lmao

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mr_meatball_disaster 18 points ago +18 / -0

That was my thought. The last time Utah went blue was Johnson.

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sodacan 15 points ago +15 / -0

To be fair, we have had a huge amount of cucked californians move here the past decade, and lots of LDS seem like they would rather lose than be seen as mean so Trump is a tough pill to swallow at times. All that said still no chance!

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South_Florida_Guy 31 points ago +31 / -0

These retards think they can sit around, hiding in their parents basements and attics, spend all of their time for the past year online and on their phones, doing absolutely NOTHING in regards to actual work canvassing/campaigning or anything in the ground game for Biden and just play with a map and declare that they're going to win in a landslide because feelings.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 22 points ago +22 / -0

Someone here joked that the KKK consists of 9 FBI agents and one dude they convinced to join.

I guess it's something like that with Reddit: 90% Western Europeans, 10% Californians. They repeat bullshit to each other and think they're changing people's minds.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 29 points ago +29 / -0

The shitposts we make about Trump winning a 1988 style landslide (complete with red CA, NY, and HI) are more realistic than this horseshit

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thewashambro 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah I know, Trump has a higher chance of winning CA than Tennessee going light red.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every State could go red except HI.

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Axegrinder 26 points ago +26 / -0

He just flunked his final.

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Bigly_Brick_Bot 11 points ago +11 / -0

7th year then?

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SwampDrain2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

That's fine, let them think that, maybe some wont bother voting. While the red wave gets bigger and bigger.

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thewashambro 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. Tons of people think that's how we won Landslide in 2016. Showing your candidate lead by 15 points nationally does not help encourage your supporters to vote.

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Regeneron2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

I used statistics in 2016 to predict a Trump win with the polls. They were heavily oversampling dems and under sampling independents. If you reweighted the polls you got numbers that matched the actual popular vote much better.I took bets with my liberal friends. When they handed me their money they asked me if I really knew he was gonna win, at that point they were ready to listen. Sadly this time around they are all making the same mistake again.

Now if I do the same thing with the polls it looks good for Biden. However early voting is looking much better for Trump despite the fact that Dems traditionally lead in early voting. So I am thinking the data in the polls are just plain false, unlike 2016.

Despite that the media considers these BG states I think at this point they are solid red, GA, FL, OH, NC, AZ, TX. Any of those going blue this time around is a dems wet dream. Of course what this kid posted on reddit is total BS, but I guess thats why he is a 6th year.

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ColoradoTrumper45 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump is gonna win Colorado, Nevada, and Virginia. I expect him to narrowly win New York and New Jersey. Turning CA red is a bit more unlikely, but is possible.

The unexpected victory this cycle is going to be the congressional races. Reliable 3-5 pt Democrat districts are going to drop. GOP is gonna have the house majority, possibly by as many as 35-55 seats.

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ColoradoTrumper45 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read widely, talk to places that tend to get overlooked, and I don't argue with basic math.

Fact 1: Biden is, according to CNN, polling significantly behind Hillary amongst Black and Latino voters. She lost, and he is getting less of core democrat voting blocks. Does that sound like a winning strategy?

Fact 2: Human beings do not respect, let alone vote for weakness. Biden is clearly hiding from public scrutiny.

Fact 3: Here in Colorado, the GOP precinct walkers are having nearly 95% positive interactions, previous cycles that figure was 50-60%. I have heard that is happening across other states as well.

Fact 4: Hunter's laptop fiasco is moving forward at the pace that traditional media is capable of. Yes they are reluctant, but they have no choice. Normies understand getting sold out... that's why the left projects it onto Trump and the GOP.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You talk to places? Lol I don't know whether to be impressed or to ask you if these places talk back. Anyway WI where I am is SOLID red. IN might go blue, or at least it's more likely to than WI.

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ColoradoTrumper45 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the latino vote breaks for Trump even close to what the current polling shows, CA could be a huge surprise.

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KRosen333 1 point ago +1 / -0

if paul ryan comes out and somehow (some way) becomes speaker again, i will SOMEONE CALL THE GLOWIES i swear to god.

I really really wish that guy and williard delecto went with mccain.

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thewashambro 7 points ago +7 / -0

It HAS to be Jim Jordan!

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Statistics lets you take unreasonable assumptions and say that hundreds of responses to a survey accurately reflect the opinion for millions.

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Baryonic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Do you have a link to that? I would love to know what methodology the guy was using

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 15 points ago +15 / -0

Method: wishful thinking

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LanaForge 4 points ago +5 / -1

By the sound of it seems they used the fake polling, wrongly extrapolated early voting(dems always have an advantage in that), and to me "aggregate demographic patterns" sounds like they imagined every single Asian-american, black-american, hispanic-american, "insert nationality here"-american and immigrant person would vote democrat

It's the only way they'd get a result as shown.

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thewashambro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope. The polls don't show Biden winning half of these states. Just pure horse shit using made up statistics.

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TyrannyBuster 8 points ago +8 / -0

In 2016 every county in Kansas voted red except for Douglas County. Bet he didn't take that statistic into account.

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Dropkick_Murphy 10 points ago +10 / -0

6 years at CMU has got to be over $300k

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Oback_Barama 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope he kept the receipt

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boreal_storm 9 points ago +9 / -0

Go to the bursar's office and demand a refund.

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Reizan878 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gunning for that nate plastic award, I see.

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Tyrant597 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's why our polling is so bad. Six years and this is what this person came up with.

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supersecretaccount82 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gonna guess this is already at 15k karma and 9 awards?

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just imagine the amount of Wholesome awards.

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SavingPrivateGrace 9 points ago +9 / -0

Failing Reddit site!

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Tsmumbles 9 points ago +9 / -0

I sincerely hope you get your tuition returned.

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IdiAminfa 8 points ago +8 / -0

Embarrassing.

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thewashambro 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know you're retarded when you think Tennessee is a toss up state, but Michigan is deep blue. KEK!

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llatlantall 8 points ago +8 / -0

he needs to get a refund from Carnegie lol

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Brother_Bill 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO REFUNDS!

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thewashambro 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao, he deleted it, and posted this A MEMBER OF THE DONALD STALKS ME

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

So explain how he found out someone reposted his dumbass map?

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thewashambro 2 points ago +2 / -0

He posted to r/ShitThe_DonaldSays. He probably browses here often.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Utah going blue? Fucking lel. We haven't voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since JFK. In '92 more Utahns voted for Ross Perot than Bill Clinton.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Utahn. That's a helluva word.

Here in WI we're badgers. As in honey badger don't care. (Kenosha doesn't count, it's part of Chicago.)

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Tomato_cheesecake 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't need a degree in statistics to know that this is utter bullshit.

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sodacan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine being this desperate for reddit points

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p1smo 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's always barber college.

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PinkPlacenta 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could you write a cringier title?

I went back to school for portfolio management in my 30's and met a lot of kids like this. Think they're waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy smarter than they are. Think they know everything because they've just scratched the surface of a subject, and don't understand how much they don't know. The title just screams "HEY LOOK AT THIS THING I DID FOR SCHOOL I'M SUPER PROUD OF IT," and it's just a piece of paper with macaroni glued to it.

And 6th year stat student at Carnegie Melon? Is that supposed to be something they're proud of?

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Magnolia87 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was bammed from that piece of shit site. A badge of honor.

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O_Rev 5 points ago +5 / -0

He used polling data that the dems fabricated, lmao

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thewashambro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao, he used polling data that he fabricated. Even the democrats don't act like Michigan is more certain than Tennessee or Kansas. KEK!

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A_Russian_Wall 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blue Montana & Alaska.....

KEK <----- THIS ONE

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

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PapaPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie can still win the nomination

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Deplorable2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry to tell you but this project gets an F.

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Bigly_Brick_Bot 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Hi Reddit! I'm a college student with no real life work experience, and only rely on the echo chamber of academia on how smart I am! I'm rather comfortable in my ivory tower, making far reaching predictions that soothes my communist bias."

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uteman20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Utah lean blue?.. I mean 7/10 registered voters in the state are registered Republicans and even with McMuffin running a cuckpaign in 2016 Trump took in almost 50% of the vote.

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Pepezilla 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on man! I’m going to post this all over Facebook to reassure democrats.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent! /Burns

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Shreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Texas blue? Lawl.

Georgia and both of the Carolinas blue? Ohio blue? Iowa and Missouri blue? Lawl.

Montana blue? Is that supposed to be a joke?

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Asians4Trumpp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Texas isn't as red as it was, the amount of Californians moving to Texas is getting quite scary.

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venomouspede 4 points ago +4 / -0

And now we know why the polling has been so fucked recently.

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mrs.rose 4 points ago +4 / -0

My sides 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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border_humper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Missouri blue...? Guess we’ll see...