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Get fkn REKT you Commie scum (streamable.com) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
posted ago by UncleTrumpsBand ago by UncleTrumpsBand +5097 / -4
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RiverFenix 289 points ago +292 / -3

TRUMP 2024

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Formerlurker92 159 points ago +161 / -2

12 more years! 12 more years!

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 39 points ago +46 / -7

Hijacking to say thanks for ruining my freaking speakers. Pet peeve dawg.

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Spezsucksballs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hijacking a third time to see if anyone has any idea where that opening clip came from?

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Lincoln Project had a fag.

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Spezsucksballs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess John Titor strikes again!

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 0 points ago +1 / -1

Damn bruh. You're like the LEGIT tough guy huh?

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Buce-Nudo 17 points ago +17 / -0

If it requires the blood of children, I find the descriptor 'life extender' quite ironic.

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TrumpLover 11 points ago +11 / -0

Top kek!

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Keiichi81 23 points ago +23 / -0

Make a clone of Trump.

Clone is a legally distinguishable entity.

Elect Clone Trump for 2 more terms.

Make another clone of Trump.

Repeat as necessary.

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TrumpLover 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don Jr 2024 and 28, Baron 32 and 36. Geotus can keep making the decisions live on camera to troll the msm.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hey don’t forget Eric, he’s a stealth Lion. People overlook him because he’s too busy raising money for St Jude’s n shit. Heart of gold, that one.

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TrumpLover 9 points ago +9 / -0

Got got me there, I overlooked him too. Seriously though, Pence and Cruz should be in the 2024 conversation, but Don Jr's pimp game is top notch.

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Sf_2468 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eric isn’t up to it, and Ivanka and Jared are way too liberal. JR is good but needs to work on speaking and not using his hands so much. Definitely would vote for him cause I think he really gets MAGA but He could use this advice.

Spez-I’d keep Pence as VP, hes great at doing things behind the scene but don’t think he could handle the daily assault and talk shit back as effectively.

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IllusionOfChoice 3 points ago +3 / -0

.

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FergieJR 6 points ago +6 / -0

A true GEOTUS!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's voting democrat this year.

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Forty5 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'll vote Trump if he doesn't want to be XXXFOURTACION

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Tyrons_woodey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boom!
Lol 😆 I got it 😉

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Aoikaze2000 10 points ago +10 / -0

....

TWELVE MORE DECADES!

TWELVE MORE DECADES!

TWELVE MORE DECADES!

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Puncle 2 points ago +2 / -0

38,000 YEARS! 38,000 YEARS!

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PyroSphere 42 points ago +42 / -0

TRUMPASAURUS REKT WILL OUTLIVE US ALL. LONG LIVE THE GEOTUS!!!

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RiverFenix 18 points ago +19 / -1

We could just change the term length to decades. So technically hes only 40% done his first term.

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WxwXwxWxwXwxW 6 points ago +6 / -0

I M P R E S S I V E L E N G T H

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AnotherFormerDem 15 points ago +16 / -1

All seriousness tho... he's worked so hard, under such terrible conditions for so long. I will be happy in 2024 when he gets to retire and enjoy life. He's earned a rest.

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Stupidandgeeky 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nope! No rest for Geotus!! GEOSCOTUS: preferably replacing Chief Justice Roberts in March of 2024. I would honestly pay to see the liberals heads explode when Lion Ted Cruz nominated him....

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WildSauce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. I trust that he will point us to a great replacement who will carry on his leadership.

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Farage_massage 8 points ago +8 / -0

Disband the Congress and the Court.

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ObjectiveReality 168 points ago +169 / -1

Trump 2017

Trump 2018

Trump 2019

Trump 2020 <-- You are here

Trump 2021

Trump 2022

Trump 2023

Trump 2024

Trump 2025

Trump 2026

Trump 2027

Trump 2028

Trump 2029

Trump 2030

Trump 2031

Trump 2032

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ObjectiveReality 84 points ago +84 / -0

Robo-Trump 2033

Robo-Trump 2034

Robo-Trump 2035

Robo-Trump 2036

Robo-Trump 2037

Robo-Trump 2038

Robo-Trump 2039

Robo-Trump 2040

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PB_Mack 49 points ago +49 / -0

Technically, quantum Trump does and does not exist. Until we observe him.

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TrollToll2 21 points ago +21 / -0

This entire comment chain is why I come to this site. Also to get real news too, but goddammit lmfao quantum Trump

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TrumpLover 11 points ago +11 / -0

This guy gets it.

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CrusadesofPeace 18 points ago +18 / -0

He has transcended the need for a physical body and this is still not his final form!

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turtlecassie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Theres a animated flick i found called trump vs the illuminati and its about trumps umteenth clone living on mars and then takes on the alien illuminati which is lead by an alien they call allister crowley. Its funny as shit though..trump fucks them all up just like he does today leaving rekt reporters lying in the ditch as he schools the shit out of their lyin asses lol. LONG LIVE POTUS TRUMP!

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PaintedDesert 12 points ago +12 / -0

You cannot actually observe quantum Trump... you can only detect the effect he has had on the environment around him.

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, so you're saying it's going to be a Trump/Schroedinger ticket then?

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MAGAMAN4EVA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trump4EVA 4EVA

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Ben45 13 points ago +13 / -0

Barron Trump 2104

Barron Trump 2108

Barron Trump 2112

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Barron Trump 2136

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Barron Trump 2156

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes. Let’s goooooo

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BuSpocky 4 points ago +4 / -0

A President named Baron. Oh how much fun they'll have chanting Robber Baron, just like it's the 1930s.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m thinking more Dune. President Baron the 71st of the House Trump in the Year of our Lord 45045.

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21ninjas 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is the way

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daveinpublic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Octo-Trump 2041

Octo-Trump 2042

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DeepWinter 9 points ago +10 / -1

Stealing this! 😂

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahahhahahahaha yes!!!!! Let’s go!!!!!! He did say he had friends in their late 90’s who are very sharp. He even has one who is 98!

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ethr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry the world will be over by 2028 bc global warming 🤡🤡🌎

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rush 117 points ago +118 / -1

The boosted bass, the transitions, the clip selection, everything about it. Flawless

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18-to-life 32 points ago +33 / -1

We have the best flawless transitions!

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FragrantDude 15 points ago +16 / -1

This video has to be one of the most zoomer things I've seen this month lol.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol no shit, straight to the 11 year old it went here!

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JS_Mill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to pronounce bass like the fish until high school.

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SimpleSean 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t let them tell you how to talk

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 43 points ago +43 / -0

They are such unbelievable cringe. But at least they give us gems like this to be moulded into top kek meme material.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 24 points ago +24 / -0

I thought this was pro-Trump at first.

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Former_RM2 24 points ago +24 / -0

how does the Lincoln Project expect us to believe

You nailed it. They don't believe that drivel, they just expect all the low intelligence ignoramuses to believe it.

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PraetorAngel 12 points ago +12 / -0

Except for the exile Obama part. That’d be nice.

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TrumpLover 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exile? Prison keeps him here forever. Really we don't even want to charge him, just jail his underlings and they'll all roll over on him, ruining his reputation without letting him defend himself is way better.

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PraetorAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol good point

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Racerx719 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think these fucking idiots forget it’s conservatives who actually read the constitution and learn civics

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flashersenpai 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did you forget the immortal rule of leftists? They always project. It works because that's what they want to do and assume they're able to do it.

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IncredibleMrE1 59 points ago +59 / -0

GET FUCKIN' REKT

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TrumpLover 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amen!

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MenicusMoldbug 43 points ago +43 / -0

That is awesome 👌

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kornesque 32 points ago +32 / -0

This is getting twatted @LincolnProject as soon as I get home!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 29 points ago +29 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣Keep Fucking Around And Find Out Commies

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Pearls_Swine 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly. If I were a 74-year-old billionaire, I'd be spending the remainder of my life on a private island, sipping on some martinis. I'd have no worries in my life.

Instead, he gave up that lifestyle and chose to work around the clock for something that doesn't directly benefit him. He doesn't even accept his presidential salary. He endures daily barrages of hatred, slander, and back-stabbing.

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BelichickBradyTrump 24 points ago +24 / -0

Iranian disinformation gets rekt!!!

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trailerman168233 23 points ago +23 / -0

SOUND WARNING!!! I'm at work. LOVE IT!

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MainstreamDeviant 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s the sound of winning. Embrace it.

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trailerman168233 12 points ago +12 / -0

I tricked one of my coworkers to watch it!!!

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why yo office need so much bass?

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 19 points ago +19 / -0

God damn this is good.

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G0vnah 17 points ago +17 / -0

PFFFFT

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 16 points ago +16 / -0

Please someone remake this exactly like this up to the point she tells the kid GEOTUS was victorious but then he jumps up and starts rubbing it in his mom's face in it as she weeps bitter tears!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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SlickMahony 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or you have him just say "good" with a smile and go back to sleep while the mom cries salty tears

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why not both!

Both would have impact with different voters!

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FaustyArchaeus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dont make me giggle at 6 in the morning but can you tell me the track

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vikingsix 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah it definitely sounds like X, I'm trying to figure out which track it is.

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Felizcheese 14 points ago +14 / -0

This wins

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f_bastiat 14 points ago +14 / -0

If Trump tweets this I'll donate $1,000 to his campaign right now

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Top Fuckin Kek!

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DemsFuckKids 9 points ago +9 / -0

top Rek!

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MadRussian 12 points ago +12 / -0

10/10, would rupture eardrums and have a seizure again.

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UncleTrumpsBand [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ears bleeding, nipples protruding, very respectful.

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PeteButtplug 12 points ago +12 / -0

What the hell is the soyce for this?

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not to mention blown speaker.....

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Slapstick86 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the people want more trump, the people get more trump!!

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BillionsAndBillions 10 points ago +10 / -0

I turned up my 1000 watt system to hear the first part better. My neighbors and I enjoyed the second part very much.

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MAGASQUAD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Savin this one for next week

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Mukato 8 points ago +8 / -0

Top fucking KEK

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vikingsix 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make America Great Again, Again LOL! Which xxxtentacion track is this?

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G_regulator 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think I just laughed so hard I woke up my neighbors

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MAGAMAN4EVA 6 points ago +6 / -0

How do i download this?

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LandOfLiberty 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Who won?"
"Trump. Trump won."
"Is he gonna cancel my gender reassignment surgeries?"
"I'm sorry, Paulina, we'll find a way somehow."
"But dad--"
"It's MOM"
"But mom, I told you I'm having second thoughts."
"That's perfectly natural, pumpkin. We're still going thru with your gelding, somehow."
"Da--Mom? I've joined dot win."
"Pack your bags, you rotten ingrate."

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No_Malarkey_Joe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lincoln Project loses again

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bluedevilga 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have to admit, he's a more effective communicator when talking to the pumpkins then the microphone. I'd recommended the Biden campaign that they put a pumpkin where the microphone is, put a couple little wireless mics in the pumpkin, and let him whisper to the pumpkin. Maybe put the teleprompter on the table. If they attach the pumpkin to a plastic small girl's body, he could put his hands there. Don't worry, we'd keep clothes on her.

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CulperRing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best meme magic yet.

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daveinpublic 5 points ago +5 / -0

This blew up fast, 65 comments in 35 min.

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f_bastiat 5 points ago +5 / -0

All your memes belong to us

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Fenuuk 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAKE TRUMP KING

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

12 More YEARS!!!!!!!

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

REKT BY KEK

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NeverCommunism 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek wills it!!!! I just told my dad we get a do over because of insurrection or something and then this video?!!!! 😆😆😆🧐🥺😳🤔😆😆😆😆

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Data 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is amazing.

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flaccid liberals cant compete with big dick MAGA energy.

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TrumpLover 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should change the name of this website to "Get fkn rekt commie"