I have to admit, he's a more effective communicator when talking to the pumpkins then the microphone. I'd recommended the Biden campaign that they put a pumpkin where the microphone is, put a couple little wireless mics in the pumpkin, and let him whisper to the pumpkin. Maybe put the teleprompter on the table. If they attach the pumpkin to a plastic small girl's body, he could put his hands there. Don't worry, we'd keep clothes on her.