"Who won?"
"Trump. Trump won."
"Is he gonna cancel my gender reassignment surgeries?"
"I'm sorry, Paulina, we'll find a way somehow."
"But dad--"
"It's MOM"
"But mom, I told you I'm having second thoughts."
"That's perfectly natural, pumpkin. We're still going thru with your gelding, somehow."
"Da--Mom? I've joined dot win."
"Pack your bags, you rotten ingrate."