No, Mr President. Once again... 1-800-karz for kidz is NOT the nuclear launch code.
Edit: I can not believe I wrote 1-800 instead of "one eight seven seven" after hearing it 11 thousand times. I've done a biden.
Nuclear war breaks out:
Biden walks around aimlessly, like a man looking for his keys.
"Where'd I put those damn codes. I told you, Jill, not mess with my stuff."
"They're in your pocket, sir. They're supposed to be there at all times."
"Bullshit, fat, they're in the fridge, I know it!"
So, want to take away his right to having the Nuclear Football! Zomg!
It's likely he'd forget the codes anyway.
He probably thought it was an ice cream patent
No, Mr President. Once again... 1-800-karz for kidz is NOT the nuclear launch code. Edit: I can not believe I wrote 1-800 instead of "one eight seven seven" after hearing it 11 thousand times. I've done a biden.
1-800-551 8900
Diesel Driving Academy!
He'd dial that looking to get his sniff fix, not for codes.
It's also not the pedophile version of GrubHub.
Would that be GrabHub?
Ah yes, karz for kids. They pose as a vague charity for all children but the money really goes to send Jewish kids to a religious summercamp.
Typical.
Hey, Jewish summer camp is a very big part of growing up Jewish in the US. Poor Jewish kids can be just as ... no wait, there are no poor Jewish kids
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That’s the same password I have on my luggage!
I see your'e a movie fan of taste and distinction.
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Nuclear war breaks out: Biden walks around aimlessly, like a man looking for his keys. "Where'd I put those damn codes. I told you, Jill, not mess with my stuff." "They're in your pocket, sir. They're supposed to be there at all times." "Bullshit, fat, they're in the fridge, I know it!"
The Founding Fathers wanted each family to have its own nuclear football!
ha! I am reminded of L. Neil Smith's book, "The Probability Broach"...
Local nuclear warfare for the win.