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Elvathelion 53 points ago +53 / -0

So, want to take away his right to having the Nuclear Football! Zomg!

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Alpha-As-Fuck 36 points ago +36 / -0

It's likely he'd forget the codes anyway.

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Antisemite-I-Guess 2 points ago +3 / -1

He probably thought it was an ice cream patent

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Benblishem 15 points ago +15 / -0

No, Mr President. Once again... 1-800-karz for kidz is NOT the nuclear launch code. Edit: I can not believe I wrote 1-800 instead of "one eight seven seven" after hearing it 11 thousand times. I've done a biden.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

1-800-551 8900

Diesel Driving Academy!

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iPertinax 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'd dial that looking to get his sniff fix, not for codes.

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's also not the pedophile version of GrubHub.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would that be GrabHub?

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Cacciali_Via -1 points ago +2 / -3

Ah yes, karz for kids. They pose as a vague charity for all children but the money really goes to send Jewish kids to a religious summercamp.

Typical.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, Jewish summer camp is a very big part of growing up Jewish in the US. Poor Jewish kids can be just as ... no wait, there are no poor Jewish kids

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

12345

Pa$$word

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JesusMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s the same password I have on my luggage!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see your'e a movie fan of taste and distinction.

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CovfefeAndBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

admin

admin

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

hunter2

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

M&M 3=====D

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Bigger_igloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nuclear war breaks out: Biden walks around aimlessly, like a man looking for his keys. "Where'd I put those damn codes. I told you, Jill, not mess with my stuff." "They're in your pocket, sir. They're supposed to be there at all times." "Bullshit, fat, they're in the fridge, I know it!"

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bellcurvestrikesback 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Founding Fathers wanted each family to have its own nuclear football!

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Elvathelion 6 points ago +6 / -0

ha! I am reminded of L. Neil Smith's book, "The Probability Broach"...

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Local nuclear warfare for the win.