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bellcurvestrikesback 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Founding Fathers wanted each family to have its own nuclear football!

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Elvathelion 6 points ago +6 / -0

ha! I am reminded of L. Neil Smith's book, "The Probability Broach"...

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Local nuclear warfare for the win.