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Benblishem 15 points ago +15 / -0

No, Mr President. Once again... 1-800-karz for kidz is NOT the nuclear launch code. Edit: I can not believe I wrote 1-800 instead of "one eight seven seven" after hearing it 11 thousand times. I've done a biden.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

1-800-551 8900

Diesel Driving Academy!

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iPertinax 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'd dial that looking to get his sniff fix, not for codes.

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's also not the pedophile version of GrubHub.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would that be GrabHub?

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Cacciali_Via -1 points ago +2 / -3

Ah yes, karz for kids. They pose as a vague charity for all children but the money really goes to send Jewish kids to a religious summercamp.

Typical.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, Jewish summer camp is a very big part of growing up Jewish in the US. Poor Jewish kids can be just as ... no wait, there are no poor Jewish kids