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sunnyingreenfield 49 points ago +49 / -0

Baby Pedes are the best Pedes! CONGRATS!!

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shadypollster 14 points ago +14 / -0

Same in Cali!

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Taylor814ce [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

To be fair, we're in San Antonio and we saw an almost 40 degree swing in the past 24 hours, dropping from the 80s to the 40s. Definitely qualifies as a cold front lol

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looking forward to a warm up to the 40's. I'm in MInnesota. We currently have snow and temperatures in the 20's. 40's will be a heatwave.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love them all! :)

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha! In Minnesota we've already had snow and temperatures in the 20's.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time to go surf Lake Superior.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

You betcha!

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mkdir-not-war 6 points ago +6 / -0

while it did get in the 30s here today in dfw, I can also confirm this is technically true.

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Skippious 19 points ago +19 / -0

Congrats!

And it's global warming that's causing temps in the 40's in central Texas in October. It can do anything!

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brassmule 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's snowing in El Paso as I type this. Climate change is real reeeeeeeee

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Meme_Too 18 points ago +18 / -0

That baby looks like he's ready to fight anyone who tries to steal his MAGA hat.

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solarsavior 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fellow Texan, congrats on having sex! MAGA!

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shadypollster 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look at that somehow demure yet shit eating grin folks. Grats on the baby!

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Kozio_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

Take as many of those swaddles as you can they are by far the best you can get

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Taylor814ce [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

YES! We are stealing the dirty ones and putting them in a bag to take home!

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol! No wonder healthcare is so expensive! :)

Enjoy that cute baby.

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BumbleBeeTuna 1 point ago +1 / -0

we took a bunch. they are awesome.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 10 points ago +10 / -0

Congrats!!!

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Rubberbunnies 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations! Enjoy every minute because the days may be long, but the years are short. Children are a gift from God.

Best of luck!

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Maga_bigly 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know what's going on with u/WallBot lately. Seems not to be working.

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themaga 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nice, the sniff-proof Trump5000 baby pede hat.

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BidensDementiaMeds 7 points ago +8 / -1

Get this little Patriot a brick and a coat!

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hot_covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats!

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IcculusBased9 6 points ago +6 / -0

u/WallBot triple bricks

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2scoops2genders 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats fellow pede! Just learned were expecting our first and I’ve got a million emotions.

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Taylor814ce [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're gonna do great!

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BumbleBeeTuna 1 point ago +1 / -0

My little girl just turned 7weeks and i wake up every morning never knowing that i could love something this much and it gets stronger every moment. you are in for a treat fren. God bless you and your wife. Be completely present with your present. Oh and try to let your wife sleep as much as possible. seriously AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

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fapoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good job! Well done.

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Comanche_Moon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Baby pedes are the only thing better than puppies!

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Friar_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats

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ChickNorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a beautiful baby! I want to smooch the cheeks! Congrats!

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IlxTheGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kudos to you!

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HumblePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is ADORABLE! Congratulations, pede!

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oorahcreamedcorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

CONGRATS! Cute baby!

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dats A-dorable!

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TylerChebson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking happy and proud..................congratulations.

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MissPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aww congrats Pede!!!!

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IceManmdm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great job pede, fantastic work!

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BarbaraManatee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations! Come back here in a few weeks when you need encouragement - we've got your back. Raising little uns isn't for the faint of heart, but you have what it takes. What a blessed little sprout to have you as a papa!

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Taylor814ce [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is our 2nd baby during during the Trump administration, so we know what to expect. But it is always good to get a little more encouragement!

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BarbaraManatee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also well done to that mighty mama! Real women roar their babies into the world - you made a great choice with that warrior!

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Pixel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome to MAGA COUNTRY lil Patriot!!!

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Heli_Rides4_Commies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome! Congratulations.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful baby!

Wonderful smile on the happy dad.

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wolfygirl2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Adorable!😍 Congratulations!🎉

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AnnieMm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get that Baby Pede an itty bitty little coat!

Congratulations to you and your wife! {:-)

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PN_OShea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome Little Pede. Newest citizen of the Old Republic of Texas.

Btw, nice job saving the cenotaph down there in SA

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Slick_Willys_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

🥰 Congratulations Pede!! Just wonderful!

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AslanFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOW SWEET!! Love him lots! Congrats, pede!

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laneybelle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my!!! Those MAGA cheeks! Congrats and enjoy your sweet baby pede!

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

CONGRATS

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SkullE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations Pede and Mini-Pede.

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call-it-like-i-sees 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful beautiful baby! Congratulations Papa!!

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Haitianbychoice360 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless! Many more!!

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HillaryCankles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awwwwwww what an adorable baby

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Kilroy83mikey 2 points ago +2 / -0

u/WallBot

Hey wallbot, I know you do bricks. What about coats?

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Howdy, little bambino-pede 🥰

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PinkPlacenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grats!

Can confirm, had to pull the jacket out of storage today.

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Shockrocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s the face of a proud father! God bless you and your family.