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grandfather_nurgle [S] 242 points ago +243 / -1

Get it? Because Joe Biden’s son is a crackhead and probably a kiddie fucker.

I hope the title isn’t too subtle.

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williammcfadden 112 points ago +112 / -0

"I ain't no Senator's son."

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Dashmoomoo 41 points ago +42 / -1

'Zactly.

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1burrdog 35 points ago +35 / -0

He he I was just listening to this...............get out and fucking vote for that orange man you lot...............NOW!!!!.............coming from an Aussie pede!!

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crimsonfancy 18 points ago +18 / -0

As you wish, sir. I voted early and walked out tall with the biggest smile.

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1burrdog 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is what I like to hear, if you are ever in Aussie land look me up and I will buy you a beer!!

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CrackaJack 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yooooo.. when you guys going MAustraliaGA?!?! Ask Trump, our boy will hook you up with some pro-tips on getting your manufacturing back.

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1burrdog 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trying!! gotta keep the China loving state governments out they are fucking us over just like the Biden set up, there is no doubt a lot of them are corrupt.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha! I made the mistake of drinking with an Aussie once. No sir, never again. A beer and a shot with a rugby player and the next thing I know it's three days later, I have zero memory, and somehow I've made it from Sydney to Honolulu.

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Baba_OReilly 4 points ago +4 / -0

My daughter lives in Northbridge NSW and just came home to Nebraska for a visit. She's voting for Trump on Nov. 3rd which is also her birthday. I love Straya!

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My_dick_screamed 3 points ago +3 / -0

cheers!

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TheFountainhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now we need to get you lot in order down under. You have your hands full from what ive seen, but like us, you are descended from rebels and hard men. The kiwi’s are lost, but straya has a brass pair.

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ZionistDistractoBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

No Senator's Legitimate Son anyways... :(

Acknowledge me Al Franken!

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 25 points ago +25 / -0

No way, I got it the first time! Keep it up!

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Super_Duper_Wall 15 points ago +15 / -0

I ain’t no senators son!

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Just1voter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get it but still got a laugh out of the explanation.

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husker91 137 points ago +137 / -0

Bidens biggest crowd yet! He must be pumped!

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Brucesky420 116 points ago +116 / -0

The circles on the ground kill me every time I see them

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williammcfadden 60 points ago +60 / -0

The space between the circles get me every time.

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ZionistDistractoBot 35 points ago +35 / -0

They make it look like the world has ended, and no greater pandemic has the planet ever seen.

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Racerx719 13 points ago +13 / -0

And they wonder why we call them fucking cucks

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know, if there was a true pandemic, you wouldn’t even see my ass.

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dropddnc 3 points ago +3 / -0

and trump would have died... shits not as bad as they make it out to be.

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HeavyVetting 14 points ago +14 / -0

Even when going to your chair if you pass within 6 feet of someone else you both spontaneously combust. Come on, man!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 21 points ago +21 / -0

Trump should bring up a few Hawaiians on stage to do a hula hoop routine as part of a rally to troll Biden.

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1burrdog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bwhahahahahahahah............I just bust out laughing at that one, that would be the troll of the century have an up vote!!

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CrackaJack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looked it up. Hula hoops been around since 500BC (fun fact) ... So not racist unless we stereotypeing neanderthals.

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electioninfection 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's like the campaign drags hula hoops with them wherever they go. And obviously not enough to even fill a hatchback car.

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ZionistDistractoBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Build Back Pinto? Though I saw a Ford Pinto in there somewhere with at least one Roadie.

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CrackaJack 4 points ago +4 / -0

A testament to how obtuse the left is. Bitch, you shut down more auto manufacturing in the US than anybody. GTFO

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Iridiue 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like they're trying to keep the vampires away.

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Creeporama 11 points ago +11 / -0

Man this side by side just shows you the different vibe we have over the scared commies. The contrast is striking.

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-BasedCentipede- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pumped full of something to be able to make it out there on his own two feet.

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Shwoogin 117 points ago +117 / -0 (edited)

That "Fortunate Son" entrance was sooooooo fucking cool. Right after he did a low flyover before landing, too.

"SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MAAAAADDEE TO WAVE THE FLAG! HOOO THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE!"

Perfect.

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JimmyJam 54 points ago +54 / -0

only it's a protest song and that line is said condescendingly- though it does bring up "senator son" privilege so it works in this context.

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Shwoogin 39 points ago +39 / -0

It also goes on to say he wasn't born silver spoon in hand. Still a fucking sweet tune to land a helicopter to as the president in Marine One.

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CanadianTrump 59 points ago +59 / -0

Trump wasn't born with a silver spoon in hand, that is a common misconception and frankly it is getting tiring.

The spoon was fucking GOLD.

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Shwoogin 18 points ago +18 / -0

LOL

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gold, with a big platinum T on it!

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JS_Mill 8 points ago +8 / -0

He was given a silver spoon and made gold.

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TedCruzAteABoogaloo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hunter Biden was given a silver spoon and smoked crack out of it

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CrackaJack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, he wasn't poor, but he wasn't rich. Dad had maybe a few million tied up in his company. Read art of the deal, second chapter if I recall

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CanadianTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep.

The average person in Vancouver or New York or San Francisco who owns their home has about the same amount of wealth as Fred Trump, not adjusting for inflation of course.

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midoridesu 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard it was diamond studded platinum.

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George_Lincoln_30330 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yup, but we're stealing it back and making the libs flip out!

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electioninfection 26 points ago +26 / -0

Still love when he plays "You can't always get what you want." When I heard them play that at the 2016 victory, I just started laughing so hard even though I didn't vote for him and wasn't sold on him yet. Such an awesome troll, you really have to be a humorless toad to not laugh. (edit: correct to humorless)

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crimsonfancy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I had an acquaintance in San Francisco that ranted and cried so hard that Trump used that song for 2016. I laughed and chided him.
Another one that un-friended me on Clownbook.

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Cody1017 14 points ago +14 / -0

I don't know if it was ever a conservative vs liberal thing. It's more of a working class vs political elite anthem.

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're right in that regard but the thing is that in the 60s you had the anti-war left and the pro-war right and then again in the 2000s with the Iraq war you had the pro-war right vs anti-war left. That's why it's thought of as a 'liberal' song because historically it was associated with the anti-war left the same way The Battle Hymn of the Republic and God Bless America is historically associated with ring wingers despite the songs being politically neutral. Plus you had the left wing directors who made Vietnam movies in the late 70s and 80s that used that song in nearly every movie.

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Cody1017 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good point

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chopz 6 points ago +6 / -0

PEACEFUL PROTEST

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Though to be fair, the protest song was more geared at how the high ups are the ones pushing for the war because they're not the ones fighting in it or have their sons fighting in it and how the blue collar middle class sons of plumbers are the ones fighting. If anything it is an apt song for Trump to use not only for the "Senator's son" line but for the fact that he was the first president since Carter to not start any other wars because he doesn't want to send the son of a plumber from Waterloo Iowa to go die in a pointless sand war that he himself wouldn't send Eric, Jr., or Baron to fight in himself.

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midoridesu 3 points ago +3 / -0

protest against bullshit wars is a protest I can get behind.

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18-to-life 11 points ago +11 / -0

The helicopter landing and CCR made me think of Suzie Q, in Apocalypse Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Decko2h-S20

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USMC_Capt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give me The Bunnies! (double reference)

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morphagent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something about that chick...

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Farage_massage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is there unedited footage of the arrival?

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DAR1783 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here's one version. It was at The Villages in Florida: https://twitter.com/SavingAmerica4U/status/1320069159250702336

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where was that? Damn, Trump knows how to make an entrance!

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covfefe2525 50 points ago +50 / -0

No-one cheering as Biden comes down the steps - don't they realise what an achievement that was!

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George_Lincoln_30330 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look Jill, no Hurry-Cane!

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SirSeizureSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did he start jogging just before it got cut off? I wanted to see that

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covfefe2525 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just a weensy bit.

Then he got on the stage and addressed his teleprompter...

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VinnyMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Deplorables vs total shite.

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Elias_Pedro 38 points ago +38 / -0

An anti-war song for the anti-war president! Get Trump those Nobels already!

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CovefefeREEEE 31 points ago +31 / -0

This Creedence Clearwater Revival song from the 60s is anti-war. It's very appropriate since our President is tired of foreign wars, is bringing our troops home, and signing peace deals left and right.

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StandardOilCompany 29 points ago +29 / -0

we have the most fucking based chad president of all time

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George_Lincoln_30330 6 points ago +6 / -0

Username checks out. Hope R4 went well for you.

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ZionistDistractoBot 5 points ago +7 / -2

Fun fact: The Rockefellers are Jewish!

The book containing the detailed history is entitled "The Grandees - America's Sephardic Elite." The author is Stephen Birmingham, who is recognized by the Jewish community as an expert on Jewish history.

http://whale.to/b/rockefeller9.html

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chameleoncircuit 4 points ago +4 / -0

spicy

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MyTeenageBody 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was one of the patriots at the Pensacola rally. I was pretty close to the front. I think I was the 5 row from the front

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ClownTamer 23 points ago +23 / -0

Haha, Trump’s helicopter’s damn near doing donuts mid air over a concert sized crowd of diverse people. At Biden’s rally, a couple dozen people are sitting inside of white donuts.

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sn01no 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is so perfect on so many levels. Zero Enthusiasm for Biden.

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Vests123 12 points ago +12 / -0

People aren't even clapping or standing up for him as he walks by...WTH??

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Niece’s foot on their dick too

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Tamrix 18 points ago +18 / -0

Trumps looks like a rock concert

Bidens looks like a funeral

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +4 / -0

His entrance reminded me of this old Oasis video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjwRIjrC4io

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Smellsfishy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Muh polls

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majorpribluda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yuuge orange nuts.

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DJTs_Yuge_Balls 2 points ago +2 / -0

We consider ourselves more of an auburn hue but we proudly drag wherever GEOTUS decides to go. Thanks for the shoutout!!

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RadMaxBTD 13 points ago +13 / -0

Media take on the Biden event... Joe proves to his critics that he is youthful and vigorous. (can still walk down stairs). Trump event... Marine 1 helicopter spreads COVID to hundreds of uneducated and unmasked deviants.

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APFSDS 12 points ago +12 / -0

I will never tire of Marine 1 content. So fucking cool

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 10 points ago +10 / -0

Animal farm vs SHOCK AND AWE

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ZionistDistractoBot 2 points ago +4 / -2

Some are more equal than others...

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CaptainChrisPBacon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy Shit how badass is Marine One! I have never seen any President show love to American citizens. Kind of what I was thinking about Joe. It is not the actual Joe.

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VinnyMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sleepy Joe has more secret service agents than he does circles! 😂

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DigitalWarrior 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do I support Trump?

Because he loves this country like we do!

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wehavetogoback 5 points ago +5 / -0

where's the full video??

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wehavetogoback 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks bro

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StandardOilCompany 5 points ago +5 / -0

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IVE EVER SEEN.

This perfectly sums up why I fucking love MURICA!

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magaman5000 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fake news writes that Biden is campaigning in Republican strongholds like Georgia. But they fail to mention that his "crowds" are only a few dozen people including reporters and campaign staff.

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Mr_Man 5 points ago +5 / -0

TOP - This is basically how Iron Man would enter.

BOTTOM - This is how the villain enters.

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geckogreen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any video of just the complete helicopter scene without Biden?

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Rainman 5 points ago +5 / -0

CNN: THERE IS NO ENTHUSIASM GAP BETWEEN CANDIDATES

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Elvathelion 4 points ago +4 / -0

MSNBC: BIDEN LEADING TRUMP IN NEW GENERAL ELECTION POLLING

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Sleepinae Joecaeia species only emerges from it’s den once every 30 days to hunt for chinese food, which consists of 99% of its annual diet, and to forage for meth, crack, and M&Ms for its offspring.

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IdiAminfa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Biden is also his own grandfather.

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's how you come into a rally like a fucking BOSS! Landing amongst a sea of his supporters in Marine One.

Trump knows showmanship.

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thethrax 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't see any commies tossed from the chopper though!!

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J3N93W 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to save that for the 2nd term!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's True.

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Dashmoomoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

This was so badass.

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Tookens 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are (or at least have been) VERY tightly controlled in terms of attendance.

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Winston_Smith84 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blown away by the Biden rally energy!

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know the reason they're doing the circles right? Biden would have about the same amount of people show up with or without them, but this way they can say it was a 'limited audience'.

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HyperCarbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit. I can imagine Trump saying are you some kind of pilot? Fly lower.

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George_Lincoln_30330 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking leftist scum used to comment "doesn't Drumph know what that song means?", insinuating something about having a had a hard-working, wealthy father.

I think Trump played this song knowing it would eventually represent the corrupt family he was running against. MAGA!

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ca18det 3 points ago +4 / -1 (edited)

That's a bad argument from brainlet leftists. You can logically hold a postition where you benefited from not getting drafted (not from nepotism in Trump's case) while being President and liking the song. You just have to be against needless wars and the draft.

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George_Lincoln_30330 2 points ago +2 / -0

Intent is that Hunter being the senator's son had the full inferred power of an elected official which each and every handshake he made.

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ca18det 0 points ago +1 / -1 (edited)

Yes, I was saying it's a bad argument in the context of your comment on leftists smug sneering at "captain bone spurs" while using this song in a rally.

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Duhmoment 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is glorious!

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

They use this song against our POTUS calling him Captain bone spurs :(

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Yellow6r 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there a full length of the top clip?

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JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be better if they cut form Fortunate Son with Trump, to Biden walking down w/o music, then back, and so on...

Dammit, now I feel the need to make this. Anyone have both youtube links to download to get things started?

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July_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please someone tell me they actually played Fortunate Son while the chopper was coming down.

LOL

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plugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes they did!

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phocas 2 points ago +2 / -0

What event did the Pres do the fly over?

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BasedBoyScout 2 points ago +2 / -0

TRUMP FLIES INTO A PARTY

BIDEN WALKS INTO A FUNERAL.

CHOOSE YOUR PATH AMERICA.

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WildSauce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember back when the left was crying about how helicopters over rioters was a war crime? Those rioters are a bunch of pussies compared to Trump rally crowds.