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Not just that, but I'd be open to this for real. Do America a real service, and take out a Pedo or two, and yeah, I'd be willing to at the very least put him in the line for real immigration that he is currently ineligible for, due to his illegal presence here.
It's easy to think ohh let's help the poor people they're just like us. And I have to explain to my liberal friend that UNDOCUMENTED means that they could be wanted for 10 murders and raping children in Mexico, but we would have NO IDEA because there Is NO DOCUMENTATION. So do you think it's fair that we have a felon and sex offender registry system for our own citizens, but if you fuck up in Mexico and are wanted for life in prison, then you can just hop on over to America and start a new life raping and murdering and joining a gang. It's not just poor families, its fucking criminals and gang members looking for a new town in rich abundant America to extort and leach off of and terrorize the citizens. So no, we are not going to forgive and grant blind amnesty to every criminal crossing the border just so you can have helpless mexican families cross over and drain our welfare. Not even close. My liberal friend goes :" Psh, the mexicans dont even want to come here anymore because america is the worst place in the world because of police violence. You should stop worrying and get a life." .... same friend has been leaching off of san fransisco CA unemployment and refuses to look for a job. Spends $100 a day on food and smokes weed until he passes out. Hes a fucking glorified line cook at a michelin star restaurant. No matter how many hours you spend in the kitchen. Everything you create turns into SHIT in the TOILET the next day. Why dont you pick up a fucking shovel and do something useful with your life you fucking pretentious cuck.
Two lads did that here recently; they literally just opened up Grindr and said "I'm 14 and horny". They had 30 hits almost immediately. They've had three show up to a meet and arrested one themselves.
Naw, for 2 they get a MAGA hat. For 3 they get an American flag. For 4 they get front row seating at a Trump rally. The top prize for 1,000 pedos is being nominated to head the FBI.
So it's basically a bounty on pedo's ... really not that bad ... there are millions of pedos and your are selecting for immigrants that a self-starters that can finish the job.
Kicking is rude. We should at least let them travel in style — via trebuchet over the southern border, so they can take in the majestic, glorious sight of our big, beautiful wall.
And then one day, seemingly out of the blue, large swaths of Hollywood, Washington DC and pizza shops all across the country found themselves empty.
Also, on that same day, 20 million new citizens joined the US and children (even the ones on cages) rejoiced.
Honestly, if they weren't being funneled into our country by globalist assholes I probably wouldn't care about illegal immigration so much. It would still be a problem, of course, but not a crisis.
Illegals should be penalized for RESIDENCY THEFT and deported.
Then billions of people all over the world who haven't broken the law can compete for the privilege of entering our country.
And they should compete on the basis of intelligence and ability, not violence. We have enough people who can work as cops (average IQ 105). We need more people with 150+ IQs to create more jobs and raise everyone's wages instead of lowering them!
Too bad illegal immigrants are disproportionately more likely to be sex offenders.
What was that statistic again? 1-in-4 children who were detained after coming across the U.S. border reported being raped or molested by adults they were traveling with. Something like that.
Best shitpost ever. A true stroke of genius.
I genuinely laughed out loud.
kek
Me too. And still laughing!!
woke my wife up from a dead sleep. holy shit my sides!!!!
I immediately checked TRU.
Even my ridiculously liberal wife laughed at that.
Not just that, but I'd be open to this for real. Do America a real service, and take out a Pedo or two, and yeah, I'd be willing to at the very least put him in the line for real immigration that he is currently ineligible for, due to his illegal presence here.
No.
They have to go.
No amnesty. No way.
Just get the heck out of my country.
Edit: But I would be open to putting bounties on all of them. Let someone make the money.
But y'all gotta quit giving out citizenship like Skittles. That's what got us in this mess in the first place.
It's easy to think ohh let's help the poor people they're just like us. And I have to explain to my liberal friend that UNDOCUMENTED means that they could be wanted for 10 murders and raping children in Mexico, but we would have NO IDEA because there Is NO DOCUMENTATION. So do you think it's fair that we have a felon and sex offender registry system for our own citizens, but if you fuck up in Mexico and are wanted for life in prison, then you can just hop on over to America and start a new life raping and murdering and joining a gang. It's not just poor families, its fucking criminals and gang members looking for a new town in rich abundant America to extort and leach off of and terrorize the citizens. So no, we are not going to forgive and grant blind amnesty to every criminal crossing the border just so you can have helpless mexican families cross over and drain our welfare. Not even close. My liberal friend goes :" Psh, the mexicans dont even want to come here anymore because america is the worst place in the world because of police violence. You should stop worrying and get a life." .... same friend has been leaching off of san fransisco CA unemployment and refuses to look for a job. Spends $100 a day on food and smokes weed until he passes out. Hes a fucking glorified line cook at a michelin star restaurant. No matter how many hours you spend in the kitchen. Everything you create turns into SHIT in the TOILET the next day. Why dont you pick up a fucking shovel and do something useful with your life you fucking pretentious cuck.
Two lads did that here recently; they literally just opened up Grindr and said "I'm 14 and horny". They had 30 hits almost immediately. They've had three show up to a meet and arrested one themselves.
Fucking disgusting.
Just Arrested? Sad.
Then again, what I'd want from that situation would be the kind of thing that didn't get into the news paper, as it would be buried in the woods.
30 hits... in an afternoon apparently. You'll be digging all week.
Source?
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/crime/vigilantes-warned-after-alleged-child-predator-citizens-arrest-in-kelmscott-park-ng-b881704938z
Seems like the 80's movie plot line reborn
And Hunter's got that Predator invisibility cloak on right now!
Where's Hunter??
Yo no se Amigo. Yo no se.
No más pepino.
The telltale shimmer...
Yikes!
Me gustaria saber mas
GoFundMe link pls.
For the love of God, give this pede a sticky!!!!
It would be an amazing B-, C-, or even Z-series movie. Just hilarious. You could have friggin' Machete be one of the aliens LOL.
What's Roger Corman doing these days?
but what if the aliens ARE the sex offenders?! TWIST
Don't you predalien this shit.
That only worked in Rebellion's remake of AVP from 2010.
Lol
Then they are probably on their way to an AntiFa riot.
Yes illegals hunt pedos and pedos hunt illegals. In both cases double deportation
Which side are the coyotes on?
The side that is paying.....
Predators have to hunt the anchor babies.
Winner gets to go on the deportation trebuchet second to the loser.
Many of them are one and the same.
Let the games begin! 🍿
1 pedo = 1 citizenship.
Hmmm...what does two pedos get you?
1 citizenship. We can't just be handing this shit out. Being an American is a golden fucking ticket and we should treat it as such.
Come on man! We are capitalists, you work harder you earn more rewards! I guess I just like the idea of fewer rapists on the street.
Ok we'll give them an Obamaphone for 2. I see your point.
Naw, for 2 they get a MAGA hat. For 3 they get an American flag. For 4 they get front row seating at a Trump rally. The top prize for 1,000 pedos is being nominated to head the FBI.
INCENTIVES!
There ya go
Good enough compromise fren :)
3 gets you an extra wall charger for the phone.
You can sponsor your spouse ...
So it's basically a bounty on pedo's ... really not that bad ... there are millions of pedos and your are selecting for immigrants that a self-starters that can finish the job.
Also 10% off all citizenship-related fees for every coyote you kill/turn in.
A nomination by the DNC.
Citizenship plus moneys.
or another way, the higher the pedo the more money,
So if someone gets Schiff arrested and jailed, they could be set up for life.
A coke.
There's not many times I'm truly in awe of something someone posted.
But HOLY FUCK.
I was thinking the same. Strangely could be the best post on TheDonald yet!
awsomeness- I would watch.
A PATH TO CITIZENSHIP
Holy shit hahaha why did no one think of this earlier
Kicking is rude. We should at least let them travel in style — via trebuchet over the southern border, so they can take in the majestic, glorious sight of our big, beautiful wall.
I'm down. You want to be an American? Show me you love Americans.
Thats one way to turn the illegals against the Democrats lol
Amazing....
Shared with friends and family. I choked I laughed so hard.
Ha! I laughed out loud in bed and woke the lady pede.
I’m stealing this
We need a good shitpost stickied just for entertainment value and if this one isn't it one just doesn't exist.
FUCK I LOVE IT!!!
well played sir.
Altitude sickness, that kek was so high.
And then one day, seemingly out of the blue, large swaths of Hollywood, Washington DC and pizza shops all across the country found themselves empty. Also, on that same day, 20 million new citizens joined the US and children (even the ones on cages) rejoiced.
Fucking brilliant.
Seriously, thank you, I needed that laugh.
I always knew that "two wrongs don't make a right" saying was bullshit.
I created another account just so I could give this one another brick. Top Kek
What happens when the illegal alien is the sex offender?
Do they deport themselves and get citizenship?
I watch Predator Poachers Massachusetts and it’s almost like that
Honestly, if they weren't being funneled into our country by globalist assholes I probably wouldn't care about illegal immigration so much. It would still be a problem, of course, but not a crisis.
this would go well subtitled into the Spanish Laughing Guy El Risitas meme
You know what. I'm down
Twist: A lot of them end up hunting themselves.
Boom. Fucking incredible.
Just let netflix know they can make a profit and it is a done deal.
I endorse this
Illegals should be penalized for RESIDENCY THEFT and deported.
Then billions of people all over the world who haven't broken the law can compete for the privilege of entering our country.
And they should compete on the basis of intelligence and ability, not violence. We have enough people who can work as cops (average IQ 105). We need more people with 150+ IQs to create more jobs and raise everyone's wages instead of lowering them!
Air it on pay per view and use the proceeds to fight communism!
They’re not going to murder the cartel coyotes they paid to get them across the border.
I just sent that to 86453 people 😛
This is the best idea I’ve ever heard in my life deadass. I fucking love this!!!! Brilliant!
Too bad illegal immigrants are disproportionately more likely to be sex offenders.
What was that statistic again? 1-in-4 children who were detained after coming across the U.S. border reported being raped or molested by adults they were traveling with. Something like that.
What if they are Alien Predators?
TOP KEK
This needs to happen. :D
The aliens are going to kick some major ass.
What if the illegal is a sex offender?
Shut up and take my money