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HockeyGoon1 778 points ago +779 / -1

Man is obama unhealthy looking. He's a tall guy, but I bet he weighs no more than a buck 40.

And he has a shrill voice, as well. Not a good look. Bad spokesman.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 476 points ago +479 / -3

AIDS?

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leakmouth 153 points ago +178 / -25 (edited)

No he’s not and he never will. Unfortunately. motherfucker deserves to rot. Still it’s nice that he’s suffering the Trump curse and Trump has erased muh legacy and humiliated him countless times. He’s become like a really bad standup comedian who is the only one laughing at his own jokes

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NimbleNavigator2019 145 points ago +145 / -0

Obama was a traitor. He still is but he used to be, too.

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Numaeus 58 points ago +58 / -0

We didn't like traitors. We still don't like traitors.

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Npc-1776 54 points ago +54 / -0

I liked this thread a lot. I still do.

China could go Fuck themselves. They still can.

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HeadDJII 25 points ago +26 / -1

Mitch would've been based...

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npbreakthr0ugh 36 points ago +36 / -0

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. - hedberg

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DannibusX 6 points ago +6 / -0

RIP Hedberg

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sun_wolf 54 points ago +55 / -1

If Trump doesn’t arrest the Deep State, then they will come for him and his family. They have given him no choice.

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HCQaddict 25 points ago +27 / -2

We never had one in the first place.

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knightofday 19 points ago +20 / -1

This is exactly what I keep saying over and over when everyone keeps saying “nothing will ever happen”. Something HAS to happen because Trump is 10000% sure they will come for him and his family.

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CrackaJack 24 points ago +24 / -0

SNL has entered the chat

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OGpsywar 2 points ago +2 / -0

These giant threads become chaotic to follow, .. did someone bring up Unwatchable Dreck?

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rootGoose 15 points ago +15 / -0

He’d have to openly declare himself a traitor to be prosecuted.

He has a much greater chance of being Arkancided.

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weallscreamforMAGA 51 points ago +52 / -1

Bye bye barry

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Tiny_Hat_Torpedo 16 points ago +35 / -19

You guys fantasize too much. He's not going anywhere, except to collect more money, and enjoy Secret Service Protection for the rest of his life.

Article from the Chicago Jewish News: https://ifamericansknew.org/us_ints/po-obamaj.html

https://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/An-insiders-view-Eight-years-watching-the-first-Jewish-president-479039

Everyone wants to paint him as the Gay Birther Muslim who committed Crimes from which he'll be nailed. But that's a distraction for the real backers that were essential to his rise, and still make sure nothing serious will ever happen to him. He played his part, just as he was supposed to.

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preferredfault 26 points ago +28 / -2

I'd like to think that behind the scenes, there is more going on to take down the swamp than we know. Think of all the things we know Obama did, then think about all the things we don't know. There has already been multiple assassination attempts against Trump. These things don't just get forgotten. I'd imagine that Trump has been secretly dismantling deep state / foreign collusion assets with direct force, that Obama used, and that's why Obama is soo ruffled.

The best part is they can't publicly cry about it when Democrat deep state sleeper cells are wiped out, because they would have to admit their existence and their purpose. So they have to sit there quiet and angry, and the best they've got is to tell CNN to make an attack piece. All of the fake news is ultimately meant to erode Trump's power to wrench the presidency from him, to stop him from destroying the deep state.

I suspect that things like the Chinese embassy closings, were part of things that Obama didn't want to happen, because they were part of the deep state's power. Remember, these people aren't just selling America out to foreign countries....these foreign countries are actively working with them and providing logistical support. Just like how Obama got 5 eyes to spy on Trump.

And I'd have to imagine that at this point in the game, some of Obama's assets have gone "missing". Let's also think of ALL the people who got fired, that no one ever expected to get fired, because before Trump, high profile firings were rare. If someone managed to get into a position, they pretty much stayed there, regardless of their performance.

Obama clearly stacked the government with his own cronies. From Comey (FBI) to Sally Yates (DOJ) to Lois Lerner (IRS), and all the other lower level minions. And while not all of them have been cleaned out, massive changes have been made to thwart them. You've got Ratcliffe and Richard Grenel running national intelligence agencies now. And that directly relates to other tools being politically abused by Democrats and foreign powers.

All of this combined, leads to the dismantling of the swamp, and has hit them hard in some pretty big places. Notice how there's been very few terrorist attacks under Trump. ISIS is gone. We're getting out of wars. Ukrainian and Chinese corruption is being exposed. Iran was put in its place. Even Russia was put in its place under Trump, with literally hundreds of Russian soldiers killed when they tried to secretly attack a US base. They don't talk about it much. Remember when Trump sent missiles at Syria and Russia said it wouldn't allow it and would attack back at every location a missile is fired from.....then Russia did absolutely nothing. Technically they didn't do absolutely nothing, they did try to stop the missiles, but they were foiled. Then they quietly shut up about the whole thing....then two weeks later, Putin comes on TV, visibly angry, talking about how Russia is developing a nuclear powered nuke. These two things are not unrelated.

Needless to say, things have happened over the last 4 years that have snowballed into a big effect. And Obama is deathly afraid of 4 more years of Trump, because Obama knows that by the end of those 4 years, every last bit of everything Obama set in place will be destroyed. Obama doesn't care about his legacy. What he does care about is the system he built that allows him to effectively act as a secret president of a hidden government. And that's really what it's all about. Obama didn't see 2016 as his last term. Obama expected to functionally be president for the rest of his life. Obama hasn't just been going on vacations and relaxing pool side since 2016. He's been basically sitting in his own homemade remote oval office.

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HTTP_404 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t forget the people who have turned against Trump-including all the Bushes, Romney, past contenders, military, etc.

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AstronoMink 3 points ago +3 / -0

^^^This guy plays chess.

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Freedom2020 19 points ago +20 / -1

"See how that (spying) works out for them. I caught them, I caught them cold"-Trump

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BeijingYank 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did you forget Pygmalion global warming (code for arson) whatever his real name is, bought a mansion on the beach?

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YungUpgrayedd 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oy!

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christianknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vey!

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NPCNN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do the FBI agents who illegally spied on Trump get off too? Or do they get off for obeying Barry?

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D__1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barry can get them off...

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

They work for a deeper swamp than ifififif barry.

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Southern_Belle 23 points ago +24 / -1

He's going to HANG.

Military tribunals, bitches.

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JohnBrennansACommie 19 points ago +19 / -0

If we had a real justice system you might be correct. We do not have a real justice system.

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AstronoMink 4 points ago +4 / -0

We also have, among many other branches & institutions of checks & balances, a military which serves to protect the constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic.

How coincidental that a national state of emergency, which enables the POTUS to use military action domestically & divert resources accordingly, was declared a few years back & was never undeclared... Sure joggin' to the noggin'.

Spez: Typo

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m not sure I could live with Obama and all them going to jail. I mean how could I possibly go about my day and sleep soundly after something like that? How could I possibly get rid of an erection that big? I might die piercing a hole in my casket with that caliber of freedom boner. I’d scare the children.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 88 points ago +89 / -1

This dude does not sleep well at night. He awaits a dreaded call in the night "they found out". He must spend hours a day plotting cover ups and receiving updates every single day.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 22 points ago +23 / -1

This needs to be upvoted

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BladderBeerPoopin 16 points ago +17 / -1

Im on it!

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HCQaddict 14 points ago +15 / -1

I'm doing my part.

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Rginap 8 points ago +8 / -0

I haven't heard about that. What is this office that he opened up?

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cctrumpette 5 points ago +7 / -2

Thats because Obama thought they'd get rid of Trump in his first year and he'd be the "defacto" president again.

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Cacciali_Via 8 points ago +9 / -1

The obama campaign machine morphed into Organizing for Action once he left office. It is a leftist 503c dedicated to promoting Obama vision onto america.

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nointernetforyou 43 points ago +43 / -0

That's like having multiple women going on without your chick finding out kind of stress...

Only its treason, pedophiles, and stealing tax payer's money.

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Apersonofinterest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol. That shit was fun when you were young but getting caught suuuuuuuuuuucks.

Now I regret every one of them and not only would I not cheat on someone, I won’t cheat with someone who is in a relationship either.

Man, do I sleep great at night.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Karma is a motherfucker too.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 22 points ago +22 / -0

I wouldn’t sleep well either if I had big mike’s dick knocking at my backdoor all night.

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BigMikesBlackCock 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shhhhhhhh..... Just let it slide in

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TaggartCiscontinenta 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mr. First Lady, you never disappoint. Well done!

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Afeazo 16 points ago +16 / -0

It is not the night they tell him "they found out" that scares them. I spend a lot of time around lawyers, it is never what they known, and the public has known for a long time now.

It's the day that they can prove it, where the real panic sets in.

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Apersonofinterest 11 points ago +12 / -1

That’s where all those bureaucratic resistance hacks come in. hiding evidence, delaying FOIA requests, shredding documents, wiping phones, falling on the sword if need be. (The ol’ it was a rogue intern with no bias).

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JoinTheDiscussion 4 points ago +5 / -1

Wray

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Dictator_Bob 29 points ago +29 / -0

BITE YOUR PILLOW I'M GOING IN DRY

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Rookie_2 22 points ago +22 / -0

Implying he did not asked Mike not to lube, every single time.

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CrackaJack 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you need spit, it ain't love

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +3 / -1

Keep it classy

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BuckMontrose 69 points ago +70 / -1

I was going to say it looks like he has the HIV.

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Rainman 34 points ago +35 / -1

Look if big mike was railing you in the ass every night you'd probably look like that too! CLEARLY Mike is in better shape than Obama after years of being manhandled

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Barrys_Butthole 8 points ago +9 / -1

Damn, I love this website 😂 Pure poetry.... and accurate

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f_bastiat 39 points ago +40 / -1

Michael gave him the bug

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JonnyB 34 points ago +35 / -1

Big Mike is an AIDS superspreader.

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StraightHonk 21 points ago +22 / -1

To be fair, Barry's ass cheeks did the super spreading first.

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bubadmt 21 points ago +22 / -1

Clap for that you stupid bastards!

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special1nterest 11 points ago +12 / -1

Well his cheeks certainly did

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +5 / -1

This thread...

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

...and the reach around?

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AIDS1255 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes?

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RyanT282 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out!

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Ithrowawaay 100 points ago +100 / -0

I’ve seen bigger shoulders on teenaged girls.

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MAGAPlenty 18 points ago +19 / -1

Easy to throw around the room.

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Tookens 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yeah what is up with that? Does he even lift?

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CrackaJack 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bahahahahahaahaaaaaa

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NC_patriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

This will always be funny.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Even RBG would make that workout look easier than he did.

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ScottyGunn 4 points ago +5 / -1

Just Big Mike's junk to get to the sack underneath.

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Jaqen 13 points ago +13 / -0

He looks like one of those bobble head dolls.

No mans head should be half as wide as his shoulders.

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HowardRoark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter Biden has seen that

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theone23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike has bigger shoulders.

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CrackaJack 12 points ago +13 / -1

"Tell me you didn't eat that cockmeat samich"

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My_dick_screamed 7 points ago +8 / -1

"FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME"

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 9 points ago +12 / -3

Wishful thinking of him spending time in Guantanamo. Unfortunately.

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Afeazo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fast trial, death penalty

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ImReallyRich 6 points ago +7 / -1

So that’s why he wanted to close it down 🤔

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 44 points ago +45 / -1

Big Mike likes dominating!

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Jungle ass" is now my favorite turn

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Brucesky420 38 points ago +38 / -0

It's tough and super stressful having to hide you're married to a man every day, and then going home and getting pounded in the ass

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

He fucking loves it though. Just ask him...he's floating around here somewhere...he'll tell you himself!

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Stumpycake 274 points ago +276 / -2

"Vote for Joe so I don't go to jail! Come on!"

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Knight1_of_Sunset 11 points ago +13 / -2

"Vote for Joe so I don't go to jail! Come on, man!"

FTFY

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knightofday 6 points ago +7 / -1

When our usernames combine...

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TheKillingWords 141 points ago +142 / -1

Yup. He's scared to death that his dealings will be completely uncovered 😂

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Salt_n_Pepe 93 points ago +94 / -1

They already have been, there is enough evidence to execute him

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dayd12134 58 points ago +61 / -3

In a perfect world. Most that'll happen is an asterisk next to his name. I really hope I'm wrong.

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HCQaddict 14 points ago +16 / -2

You are.

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CrackaJack 14 points ago +15 / -1

I'm sold.

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a guilty smile, too.

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xcvi 107 points ago +108 / -1

He looks SO guilty right now going around campaigning for Joe. Completely obvious. It looks so ridiculous.

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MuadDon 51 points ago +52 / -1

11th hour campaigning, too. This fool waited until the last second to endorse him and now is doing the same campaigning. Imagine how hard it would be to have to act like Joe is a great candidate and sell him. And Barry knows even more bad shit than we do LOL.

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CrackaJack 35 points ago +36 / -1

Joe and Hunter fucking it up so bad for everyone in the DS. His family name will die in politics.

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JesusMaga 29 points ago +30 / -1

Plus he knew how bad old JoePedo was getting and knew that if he ran he would be the biggest turd in the punch bowl Candidate the world had ever seen.

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NYCforTrump 21 points ago +22 / -1

He knew: Joe is super corrupt, total swamp creature AND Joe will definately screw-up and get caught, bigly

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Afeazo 18 points ago +19 / -1

The question is, why? Why did Joe do this to himself? Why not both of them just disappear, never to be heard from again?

Were the "deals" they made contingent on promises being fulfilled post election, and Trump prevented it from happening so whoever was paying them is now coming to collect, the money is spent, and promises were not delivered on? Did they know Trump was going to find out anyway and running to hopefully stop him was their only choice? Are they just that stupid?

Can't wait to watch this trial when it hits the Supreme Court. "The Obama Administration vs The People of The United States of America"

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473X4ND3R 13 points ago +16 / -3

The candidacy was to save him from disclosure. As presidential candidate, half of the people think what's bad for you is bad for them, and if he gets elected it all goes away.

The strangely selective dementia he's showing is to save him from prison.

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knightofday 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plausible

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AstronoMink 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed he suddenly started to have dementia when he was propped up to run even as soon as the dirt on him started to trickle.

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SDhiker 21 points ago +21 / -0

Nah, he's a lot smarter than fuck-up-Joe. I imagine his schemes (aside from the ol' coup plot) were well hidden.

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Warboss_Squee 14 points ago +15 / -1

Only because he had the entire swamp at his back.

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VinnyMAGA 8 points ago +9 / -1

Aside from giving Iran billions, and giving up high ranking Gitmo prisoners for Bergdahl for now reason. This were pretty obvious.

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DemsFuckKids 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kamala ?

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veritasvincit 29 points ago +29 / -0

Technically Jakarta is in Southern Indonesia. He's got that Javan twang...

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CrackaJack 24 points ago +24 / -0

Is that near Wakanda?

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MAGA_mantis 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kenya

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Block_Helen 120 points ago +120 / -0

It's your generic fake ebonic accent. Gets turned on whenever he's asking black people for votes.

I AIN'T NO WAYS TARD

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auroch 46 points ago +46 / -0

Oh he tard.

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Ithrowawaay 28 points ago +28 / -0

Full tard

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DemsFuckKids 14 points ago +14 / -0

Full gay tard

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WestPalm 11 points ago +12 / -1

Faggot Retard

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MrBlack 33 points ago +33 / -0

"Hello my fellow negroes, who want dis free shit?! "

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"How do you do fellow gentleman of African descent"-Barry "Big Mike made me deepthroat last night" Obama.

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CrackaJack 10 points ago +10 / -0

Obama is a fucking tard

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DemsFuckKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like he is tard and ppl (mike) fucks him. A fucking tard

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9x10again 44 points ago +44 / -0

Dems are installed with a Pander Switch.

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Isolated_Patriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

They all do it, don't they.

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Meme_Too 31 points ago +31 / -0

Native Texan also. Why do people think they can fake a Southern accent? Almost no one can pull it off.

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Southern_Belle 6 points ago +6 / -0

NC and mine has faded from talking to too many yankees -- living outside the South.

Comes back with a vengeance when I get mad.

Back in NC and I hope it comes back all the way.

They are beautiful. I love Southern accents.

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RoosterHeadBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

The New York accent is so easy to pick up without trying.

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Shalomtoyou 7 points ago +7 / -0

Californian here who moved to Texas. I don't even try to affect any accent but my own.

Hell, remember when AOC was trying to sound black? Trying to match her audience? Hillary did the same thing.

One nice thing about Trump. Trump is Trump whoever he's talking to.

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Metallicity 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a Chicagoan who moved to Texas. When I try to say 'pecan' the police get called.

(there is no soft 'a' in a Chicago, so it sounds like 'pee-can', not 'pa-cahn')

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Pappy_Gunn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can do Foghorn Leghorn pretty good....

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Crossroads 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I could, then I could finally have a decent voice to use for my D&D character.

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Don_Davenport 7 points ago +7 / -0

CIA

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DemsFuckKids 8 points ago +8 / -0

C I gay

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QUADBRIX 277 points ago +277 / -0

Muh soaring oratory....

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 147 points ago +147 / -0

Muh Constitutional scholar...

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CrackaJack 64 points ago +65 / -1

Muh legacy...

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lilree 10 points ago +10 / -0

Irrefutable.

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Sumarongi 13 points ago +14 / -1

Muh natural born American citizen ...

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WU_HAN_FRU 23 points ago +23 / -0

Muh father of two.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously, the guy is a loser.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't believe that he was our President not long ago.

Next to Trump, Obama is such a cocksucker.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next to any man, Obama is a cocksucker!

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WassermanSchultz 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah, I remember that constitutional scholar BS. What was up with that. Has he ever even read the constitution?

Austere Constitutional Scholar

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ted Cruz says that.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 101 points ago +101 / -0

I remember people always telling me how great of an orator Obama was. But the second he stops reading from his teleprompter he turns into a stammering retard.

Trump, on the other hand, does fantastic when he's winging it.

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Scroon 50 points ago +50 / -0

Obama was what "smart" was supposed to sound like, so by affirming that he was a great speaker, people were virtue signaling that they must be intelligent themselves. Didn't matter that it was 100% non-sense drivel delivered with the most dry and mind-numbing oration possible.

Trump, on the other hand, is truly great. He's enjoyable, funny, and wins hearts and minds while creating spontaneous, quotable, and iconic moments.

It's the difference between a very good charlatan and the real deal.

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Keep_on_Trumpin 40 points ago +40 / -0

When I was at the Allentown rally yesterday, we all started chanting "WE LOVE YOU" - you could absolutely see the admiration and pride in Trump's face. He was loving it. He said he loves me too tehe

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Southern_Belle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Love it when that happens.

Because I LOVE HIM, TOO!!!

And I don't care who knows it.

Such a blessing to love your president.

So rare.

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Shalomtoyou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Elizabeth Warren is like that too. That's what I hate about most academics who think they're geniuses yet never had an original thought outside the faculty lounge.

It's what makes Jordan Peterson so special, actually. A rare and wonderful exception.

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marvelwall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump has charisma, and that cannot be faked.

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CrackaJack 35 points ago +35 / -0

Obama was great at saying nothing and making it sound important.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 27 points ago +27 / -0

I can't think of anybody who more embodies the term "empty suit."

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CdnMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Empty brown suit

hIS OnLy ScAnDaL

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MAGAnic316 13 points ago +13 / -0

igh...igh...igh... if if if if if if if if... if we... if we...

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JediTrumptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still genius!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I really hate the fact so many have been fooled at one point or another...

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean Trump tends to ramble a bit when he's just speaking at a rally or something. But that's honestly my favorite part, the man is knows how to entertain while still getting his message across.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 251 points ago +251 / -0

Voice cracking sweaty

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MrsHBarker 116 points ago +116 / -0

Mom's spaghetti

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MainstreamDeviant 62 points ago +62 / -0

He’s nervous

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ScreamingEagle1776 39 points ago +39 / -0

Knees weak,

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MikesBigJockstrap 37 points ago +37 / -0

Big Mike's splooge on his face already

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DankoJones84 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biden keeps on forgetting

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Creepy_Ginger 2 points ago +2 / -0

The person who he's racing against, campaign failing.

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ProfessionalCourtesy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I live next door to Eminem in Metro Detroit. Kayleigh, Trump's Press Secretary could kick his ass. Tiny little guy that wears Grandma eyeglasses.

Google Satellite view : Westchester 48038

Google street view vehicles are not allowed past the gate, so sat view is all you can get. His house where he raised his daughter is to the north-west... just past the Lebanese Mobster with the biggest house in the sub.

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ProfessionalCourtesy 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's new money, and wants to fit in with wealthy society. The thuggish clothing and persona were cast off rather quickly. He doesn't need them anymore, to keep from being jumped in Detroit.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arms spaghetti

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V-FOR-VICTOR 17 points ago +17 / -0

He's nervous

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Jack_Dupp 13 points ago +13 / -0

Good work.

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Salt_n_Pepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's nervous

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MuadDon 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's nervous

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PANTIFA 18 points ago +18 / -0

Knees weak, crack pipe ready

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PANTIFA 18 points ago +18 / -0

Michaels penis long and heavy

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GirlyGirl 115 points ago +115 / -0

Yep, that’s it. He’s trying to be cool like Trump.

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Afeazo 43 points ago +43 / -0

Best part is, he was considered the "coolest" president, until Trump showed up. The NY playboy billionaire everybody loves, the one rappers wrote 70+ songs with his name in it, the one who was always considered the epitome of the american dream, the one who got hit on during his town hall is now showing the world what it really means.

Cool guys vote for Trump, because Trump is the coolest guy of them all. Timeless and admirable. A real confident man, they always try to attack Trump's confidence but even if you hate the man you can see his actions are not that of a timid person.

A role model to us all, really. Sure, he has his flaws, but at least everyone knows about them instead of how the others try and do it and hide it, putting on this fake persona every time they are in public. Trump is not fake, and that is what is the most admirable about him.

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GirlyGirl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nicely said! Trump is so cool and not fake at all. Obama is fake fake fake.

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hillaryforprison 18 points ago +18 / -0

He really doesn't sound the same without all the uhs between every word.

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Donald_Trump 182 points ago +183 / -1

Barack Obama looked disgusting-- armpit sweat protruding--in his blue shirt. Very very disrespectful.

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knightofday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Instant classic

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LaPastillaEscarlata 23 points ago +24 / -1

Michael Obama looked disgusting - front bulge protruding - in his green dress. Very very disrespectful.

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Genericwhitemale 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

“Barney Frank looked disgusting—nipples protruding—in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.”

-GEOTUS 2011

reference pic 😂

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CannonballJunior 37 points ago +37 / -0

Exactly! Chinese CP media and officials have already openly endorsed Biden. Putin has defended the Biden family business deals as legitimate.

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Parhelion12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Remember when connections to communism actually blacklisted a person from society? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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Amaroq64 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah really. Who the hell does he think he's fooling with a line like that?

Turning the issues into "he said she said" is all they have left. Split the low-information vote because they can't touch the people who know what's going on.

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unclebobinator 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you repeat a lie for long enough people start to believe it.

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GeoG85 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is what I don't get.

Don't they realize a bank has to be full before it can be robbed?

You can't rob a bank over and over without someone putting anything in it.

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they’re just that desperate

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1A2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rules for Radicals. Accuse your opponent of what you yourself are guilty of.

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GitmObama 69 points ago +69 / -0

He's so clean!

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f_bastiat 46 points ago +46 / -0

Get outa here joe

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HolaPendejos 15 points ago +15 / -0

C'mon man

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NeverInterruptEnemy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I learned from a kitchen table about fee cunity college.

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montanapede 23 points ago +23 / -0

Storybook!

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Reddit_is_Deddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like a fairytale, man!

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Red_Hibiscus 18 points ago +18 / -0

And clean!

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BuckMontrose 14 points ago +14 / -0

And well groomed. 🤡

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OhWellian 85 points ago +87 / -2

Great narration. What a LOSER!

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polk_high_4_td 74 points ago +74 / -0

That lady should have her own twitter meme show! lmfao

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Red_Hibiscus 25 points ago +25 / -0

Good luck Brobama, your self-made celebrity status you’ve worked so hard to acquire guarantees you’ll be recognized everywhere you go.

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CrackaJack 11 points ago +11 / -0

They won't be able to walk the streets

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Paradyme 19 points ago +19 / -0

“He is now choosing to live his life as a gay man”

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sun_wolf 13 points ago +13 / -0

Three of the Kevin Spacey accusers “committed suicide” in 2019.

Kevin Spacey is a murderer.

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itbj2 63 points ago +63 / -0

Why is his head so big?

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FuckReddit4545 44 points ago +44 / -0

He looks underweight

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f_bastiat 20 points ago +20 / -0

Its just an optical illusion, really his body is just freakishly small.

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CrackaJack 16 points ago +16 / -0

Came here to ask this. Looks like an alien

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VictoryInDefiance 3 points ago +4 / -1

Kuru's a hell of a disease.

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ego jam packed in there

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GorillaChannel1 62 points ago +62 / -0

What a dork.

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MAUSGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Succinct and accurate. Bravo.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly.

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Terragamo 62 points ago +63 / -1

Dude looks like a burnt match

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60Romeo 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lmfao this is so fucked up but funny

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

And just as used up.

Guess Big Mike was too hard on him!

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmaooo

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grandfather_nurgle 58 points ago +58 / -0

omg you guys we broke obama

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TonsOfSalt 23 points ago +23 / -0

If he likes his legacy, he can keep his legacy.

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HCQaddict 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, then...let's give it to him!

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Jackno8d 5 points ago +5 / -0

I scrolled through dozens of replies trying to find a full link to the speech, this was the only one that made me laugh out loud. Upvote earned.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lol'd.

Bidencare.

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sun_wolf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Obama went full Urkel. Never go full Urkel.

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BangoSkank 43 points ago +43 / -0

He's morphing into John Podesta.

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bennybloom 13 points ago +13 / -0

Too much spirit cooking.

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Reddit_is_Deddit 5 points ago +6 / -1

*Too much kuru

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Knight1_of_Sunset 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Anal Sex by Big Mike!

Still surprised that his asshole is still intact.

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DaytonaBySunrise 40 points ago +40 / -0

Ugh, that goulish grin...

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knightofday 9 points ago +9 / -0

The difference between 2008 & 2020 is nuts

2008 Obama: energetic well spoken Manchurian Candidate

2020 Obama: 140 lb demon going through adrenochrome withdrawal

This damn timeline I swear

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60Romeo 40 points ago +40 / -0

WE'RE GONNA CHEW SOAP AND BEST DRUMPF, RIGHT GUYS?

Guys?

Honk your prius if you can hear me. Is this thing on?

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Toe30330 40 points ago +40 / -0

Im telling you, black ppl are tired of obama and do not like kamala. Biden will do worse with blacks and latinos then even hillary.

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weallscreamforMAGA 21 points ago +21 / -0

^This pede ain't black, Joe says

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Toe30330 12 points ago +12 / -0

im not black anymore either.. pede lives matter

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Deplorable_in_PA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Supposedly Biden is waaay under performing with blacks and hispanics, even compared to Shrillary. Even the left is expecting Trump to grow his share of the black vote from 2016. How much we don't know. But telling that Obama is shilling for Joe in Philly.

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knightofday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definitely on uppers

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Mrsattorney 32 points ago +32 / -0

Huge sweat stains under his armpits. Never let them see you sweat...it's just not a good look.

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Block_Helen 18 points ago +18 / -0

Beto was an epic armpit fountain.

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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CrackaJack 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fear sweats. Stinky. Don't let GEOTUS catch a whiff.. he's already in kill mode.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 6 points ago +6 / -0

Huge sweat stains under his armpits

VERY DISRESPECTFUL!

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mykillk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweatproof undershirts the best money I ever spent

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border_humper 26 points ago +26 / -0

was this today?

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NormaJeanRocks 17 points ago +17 / -0

And of course Fox puts it up. And hes only spewing fucking lies here, fuck this aids looking faggot.

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Deplorable_in_PA 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't buy the Covid shit for a second. If Biden could draw anywhere close to what Trump does they would have his ass out there every second they could.

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doodaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s what trump pointed out in the first debate and made Wallace laugh

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TonsOfSalt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Repeats unsubstantiated lie while endorsing the guy calling the military "stupid bastards" clear as day on video anyone can pull up on the internet.

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user6395 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were getting outnumbered by Trump supporters who showed up, haha.

I applaud Biden's campaign manager for pushing on. Gonna be real entertaining.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike's tube steak

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knightofday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously

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SEV3Npoint 25 points ago +25 / -0

Obama said it best... "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up!"

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GeorgeOhwell 25 points ago +25 / -0

You’re gettin’ nervous man!

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Don_Davenport 16 points ago +16 / -0

He's rattled.

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RyanT282 10 points ago +10 / -0

Whywhywhywhy!

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impera 21 points ago +21 / -0

More animated than he ever was on his own campaign trail eh.. or even while he held office. That frantic nervous cant-sit-still energy. Kamala got drunk as a skunk to try and cover it up at her thing, slurring her words and cackling, but it still came through. Joe yells nonsense angrily and even if you give him a pass for the meandering and missteps, still nothing he says makes any sense.

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Magastein143 18 points ago +18 / -0

Why is Kamala and Obama and everyone so laughy and twitchy?? they are going nuts!! Biden is lucky he's losing his mind, its probably making his temperament a little more even keel.

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Genericwhitemale 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kamala was hammered in her recent appearance.

https://youtu.be/PE7l9i8RBg0

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MAGAMAN300 16 points ago +16 / -0

He might as well claim Kenya Citizenship and try to escape the SPYGATE stuff while he can because after the election it will be too late . 😂

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MAGAMAN300 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wouldn't that mean all the changes Obama made and even the Congress bills he approved worthless??? If all of these bills and change was made by someone who was never an American citizen then there is no way they enforce any laws or EQ put in place by Obama because he was a foreign operative.

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Don_Davenport 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he will.

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TonsOfSalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrats at work straight up said, "why is he yelling? this isn't a good look." lol

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D__1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's yelling because he knows if Biden doesn't win he's up shit creek. Biden, or more likely one of his handlers, probably went to obama once the hunter laptop hit and told him if Joe doesn't win they're all going down.

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2WrongsMakeALeft 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dude's got a black Gilbert Godfrey look about him...

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D__1 3 points ago +3 / -0

nailed it.

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GAGASays 15 points ago +15 / -0

uhhhhhhhhhh -if-if-if

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conservativeyuppie 3 points ago +3 / -0

BING BING BONG BONG

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GAGASays 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me be clear. I will not rest until I finish this video that came up because I have never seen the Chew Soap meme before.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okee-dokee.

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ObongoForPrison2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don't think I've ever seen him talk like this.

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Continuity 9 points ago +9 / -0

The people are overtaking the media and he knows it.

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sun_wolf 7 points ago +7 / -0

Obama is sinking!

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you trying to tell me he doesn't know how to swim?

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pqsusan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah. That is not the demeanor of someone who believes the polls.

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GEOTUS-Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

YUGE head!

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notatallimsure 11 points ago +11 / -0

Man, his voice has really changed. Must be low on adrenochrome.

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Slothboy 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's the maniacal forced laughter that really gives it away.

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Kek_The_World 9 points ago +9 / -0

The voiceover is hilarious.

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Delphidreams 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hell yeah, he's scared!

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GAGASays 8 points ago +8 / -0

If-if-if-if-if

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Nadlers_Belt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jive turkey!

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QueensOwn 7 points ago +7 / -0

He sounds like he’s out back yelling into the void. No crowd. Nothing.

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Meatbank84 7 points ago +7 / -0

Less than like 100 people, and I thought I saw some Trump flags in the back LOL

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InsectOverlord 7 points ago +7 / -0

Those last two seconds! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Elladar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who's this guy?

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xelalieNeilAlex 6 points ago +6 / -0

ifififififiififififiififififiififififififf

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437Coffee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lock him up!

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_deleted_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does someone have this without the voice over?

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Mooma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone's retirement account is going dry. Why can't 0bama just go away. Everytime he opens his mouth, I'm reminded of the horrible 8 year this country had to suffer under this hot air sack of...

If I like my president, I'm going to re-elect my president.