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HockeyGoon1 778 points ago +779 / -1

Man is obama unhealthy looking. He's a tall guy, but I bet he weighs no more than a buck 40.

And he has a shrill voice, as well. Not a good look. Bad spokesman.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 476 points ago +479 / -3

AIDS?

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leakmouth 153 points ago +178 / -25

No he’s not and he never will. Unfortunately. motherfucker deserves to rot. Still it’s nice that he’s suffering the Trump curse and Trump has erased muh legacy and humiliated him countless times. He’s become like a really bad standup comedian who is the only one laughing at his own jokes

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weallscreamforMAGA 51 points ago +52 / -1

Bye bye barry

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Southern_Belle 23 points ago +24 / -1

He's going to HANG.

Military tribunals, bitches.

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JohnBrennansACommie 19 points ago +19 / -0

If we had a real justice system you might be correct. We do not have a real justice system.

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m not sure I could live with Obama and all them going to jail. I mean how could I possibly go about my day and sleep soundly after something like that? How could I possibly get rid of an erection that big? I might die piercing a hole in my casket with that caliber of freedom boner. I’d scare the children.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 88 points ago +89 / -1

This dude does not sleep well at night. He awaits a dreaded call in the night "they found out". He must spend hours a day plotting cover ups and receiving updates every single day.

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nointernetforyou 43 points ago +43 / -0

That's like having multiple women going on without your chick finding out kind of stress...

Only its treason, pedophiles, and stealing tax payer's money.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 22 points ago +22 / -0

I wouldn’t sleep well either if I had big mike’s dick knocking at my backdoor all night.

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Afeazo 16 points ago +16 / -0

It is not the night they tell him "they found out" that scares them. I spend a lot of time around lawyers, it is never what they known, and the public has known for a long time now.

It's the day that they can prove it, where the real panic sets in.

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Dictator_Bob 29 points ago +29 / -0

BITE YOUR PILLOW I'M GOING IN DRY

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Rookie_2 22 points ago +22 / -0

Implying he did not asked Mike not to lube, every single time.

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CrackaJack 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you need spit, it ain't love

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BuckMontrose 69 points ago +70 / -1

I was going to say it looks like he has the HIV.

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Rainman 34 points ago +35 / -1

Look if big mike was railing you in the ass every night you'd probably look like that too! CLEARLY Mike is in better shape than Obama after years of being manhandled

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Barrys_Butthole 8 points ago +9 / -1

Damn, I love this website 😂 Pure poetry.... and accurate

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f_bastiat 39 points ago +40 / -1

Michael gave him the bug

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JonnyB 34 points ago +35 / -1

Big Mike is an AIDS superspreader.

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StraightHonk 21 points ago +22 / -1

To be fair, Barry's ass cheeks did the super spreading first.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

...and the reach around?

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AIDS1255 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes?

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RyanT282 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out!

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Ithrowawaay 100 points ago +100 / -0

I’ve seen bigger shoulders on teenaged girls.

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MAGAPlenty 18 points ago +19 / -1

Easy to throw around the room.

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Tookens 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yeah what is up with that? Does he even lift?

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CrackaJack 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bahahahahahaahaaaaaa

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NC_patriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

This will always be funny.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Even RBG would make that workout look easier than he did.

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ScottyGunn 4 points ago +5 / -1

Just Big Mike's junk to get to the sack underneath.

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Jaqen 13 points ago +13 / -0

He looks like one of those bobble head dolls.

No mans head should be half as wide as his shoulders.

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HowardRoark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter Biden has seen that

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theone23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike has bigger shoulders.

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CrackaJack 12 points ago +13 / -1

"Tell me you didn't eat that cockmeat samich"

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My_dick_screamed 7 points ago +8 / -1

"FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME"

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 9 points ago +12 / -3

Wishful thinking of him spending time in Guantanamo. Unfortunately.

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Afeazo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fast trial, death penalty

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ImReallyRich 6 points ago +7 / -1

So that’s why he wanted to close it down 🤔

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 44 points ago +45 / -1

Big Mike likes dominating!

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Jungle ass" is now my favorite turn

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Brucesky420 38 points ago +38 / -0

It's tough and super stressful having to hide you're married to a man every day, and then going home and getting pounded in the ass

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

He fucking loves it though. Just ask him...he's floating around here somewhere...he'll tell you himself!