No he’s not and he never will. Unfortunately. motherfucker deserves to rot. Still it’s nice that he’s suffering the Trump curse and Trump has erased muh legacy and humiliated him countless times. He’s become like a really bad standup comedian who is the only one laughing at his own jokes
I’m not sure I could live with Obama and all them going to jail. I mean how could I possibly go about my day and sleep soundly after something like that? How could I possibly get rid of an erection that big? I might die piercing a hole in my casket with that caliber of freedom boner. I’d scare the children.
This dude does not sleep well at night. He awaits a dreaded call in the night "they found out". He must spend hours a day plotting cover ups and receiving updates every single day.
It is not the night they tell him "they found out" that scares them. I spend a lot of time around lawyers, it is never what they known, and the public has known for a long time now.
It's the day that they can prove it, where the real panic sets in.
Look if big mike was railing you in the ass every night you'd probably look like that too! CLEARLY Mike is in better shape than Obama after years of being manhandled
Man is obama unhealthy looking. He's a tall guy, but I bet he weighs no more than a buck 40.
And he has a shrill voice, as well. Not a good look. Bad spokesman.
AIDS?
No he’s not and he never will. Unfortunately. motherfucker deserves to rot. Still it’s nice that he’s suffering the Trump curse and Trump has erased muh legacy and humiliated him countless times. He’s become like a really bad standup comedian who is the only one laughing at his own jokes
Bye bye barry
He's going to HANG.
Military tribunals, bitches.
If we had a real justice system you might be correct. We do not have a real justice system.
I’m not sure I could live with Obama and all them going to jail. I mean how could I possibly go about my day and sleep soundly after something like that? How could I possibly get rid of an erection that big? I might die piercing a hole in my casket with that caliber of freedom boner. I’d scare the children.
This dude does not sleep well at night. He awaits a dreaded call in the night "they found out". He must spend hours a day plotting cover ups and receiving updates every single day.
That's like having multiple women going on without your chick finding out kind of stress...
Only its treason, pedophiles, and stealing tax payer's money.
I wouldn’t sleep well either if I had big mike’s dick knocking at my backdoor all night.
It is not the night they tell him "they found out" that scares them. I spend a lot of time around lawyers, it is never what they known, and the public has known for a long time now.
It's the day that they can prove it, where the real panic sets in.
Implying he did not asked Mike not to lube, every single time.
I was going to say it looks like he has the HIV.
Family Guy said it best
Look if big mike was railing you in the ass every night you'd probably look like that too! CLEARLY Mike is in better shape than Obama after years of being manhandled
Damn, I love this website 😂 Pure poetry.... and accurate
Michael gave him the bug
Big Mike is an AIDS superspreader.
To be fair, Barry's ass cheeks did the super spreading first.
...and the reach around?
Yes?
Username checks out!
I’ve seen bigger shoulders on teenaged girls.
Easy to throw around the room.
Yeah what is up with that? Does he even lift?
Bahahahahahaahaaaaaa
This will always be funny.
Even RBG would make that workout look easier than he did.
Just Big Mike's junk to get to the sack underneath.
He looks like one of those bobble head dolls.
No mans head should be half as wide as his shoulders.
Hunter Biden has seen that
Big Mike has bigger shoulders.
"Oh fuck, G-bay!?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtVbAsIxUf8
"Tell me you didn't eat that cockmeat samich"
"FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME"
Wishful thinking of him spending time in Guantanamo. Unfortunately.
Fast trial, death penalty
So that’s why he wanted to close it down 🤔
Big Mike likes dominating!
"Jungle ass" is now my favorite turn
It's tough and super stressful having to hide you're married to a man every day, and then going home and getting pounded in the ass
He fucking loves it though. Just ask him...he's floating around here somewhere...he'll tell you himself!