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CmonGubMintGibMe 476 points ago +479 / -3

AIDS?

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leakmouth 153 points ago +178 / -25

No he’s not and he never will. Unfortunately. motherfucker deserves to rot. Still it’s nice that he’s suffering the Trump curse and Trump has erased muh legacy and humiliated him countless times. He’s become like a really bad standup comedian who is the only one laughing at his own jokes

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NimbleNavigator2019 145 points ago +145 / -0

Obama was a traitor. He still is but he used to be, too.

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sun_wolf 54 points ago +55 / -1

If Trump doesn’t arrest the Deep State, then they will come for him and his family. They have given him no choice.

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CrackaJack 24 points ago +24 / -0

SNL has entered the chat

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rootGoose 15 points ago +15 / -0

He’d have to openly declare himself a traitor to be prosecuted.

He has a much greater chance of being Arkancided.

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weallscreamforMAGA 51 points ago +52 / -1

Bye bye barry

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Tiny_Hat_Torpedo 16 points ago +35 / -19

You guys fantasize too much. He's not going anywhere, except to collect more money, and enjoy Secret Service Protection for the rest of his life.

Article from the Chicago Jewish News: https://ifamericansknew.org/us_ints/po-obamaj.html

https://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/An-insiders-view-Eight-years-watching-the-first-Jewish-president-479039

Everyone wants to paint him as the Gay Birther Muslim who committed Crimes from which he'll be nailed. But that's a distraction for the real backers that were essential to his rise, and still make sure nothing serious will ever happen to him. He played his part, just as he was supposed to.

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Southern_Belle 23 points ago +24 / -1

He's going to HANG.

Military tribunals, bitches.

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JohnBrennansACommie 19 points ago +19 / -0

If we had a real justice system you might be correct. We do not have a real justice system.

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AstronoMink 4 points ago +4 / -0

We also have, among many other branches & institutions of checks & balances, a military which serves to protect the constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic.

How coincidental that a national state of emergency, which enables the POTUS to use military action domestically & divert resources accordingly, was declared a few years back & was never undeclared... Sure joggin' to the noggin'.

Spez: Typo

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m not sure I could live with Obama and all them going to jail. I mean how could I possibly go about my day and sleep soundly after something like that? How could I possibly get rid of an erection that big? I might die piercing a hole in my casket with that caliber of freedom boner. I’d scare the children.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 88 points ago +89 / -1

This dude does not sleep well at night. He awaits a dreaded call in the night "they found out". He must spend hours a day plotting cover ups and receiving updates every single day.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 22 points ago +23 / -1

This needs to be upvoted

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Rginap 8 points ago +8 / -0

I haven't heard about that. What is this office that he opened up?

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nointernetforyou 43 points ago +43 / -0

That's like having multiple women going on without your chick finding out kind of stress...

Only its treason, pedophiles, and stealing tax payer's money.

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Apersonofinterest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol. That shit was fun when you were young but getting caught suuuuuuuuuuucks.

Now I regret every one of them and not only would I not cheat on someone, I won’t cheat with someone who is in a relationship either.

Man, do I sleep great at night.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 22 points ago +22 / -0

I wouldn’t sleep well either if I had big mike’s dick knocking at my backdoor all night.

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BigMikesBlackCock 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shhhhhhhh..... Just let it slide in

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Afeazo 16 points ago +16 / -0

It is not the night they tell him "they found out" that scares them. I spend a lot of time around lawyers, it is never what they known, and the public has known for a long time now.

It's the day that they can prove it, where the real panic sets in.

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Apersonofinterest 11 points ago +12 / -1

That’s where all those bureaucratic resistance hacks come in. hiding evidence, delaying FOIA requests, shredding documents, wiping phones, falling on the sword if need be. (The ol’ it was a rogue intern with no bias).

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Dictator_Bob 29 points ago +29 / -0

BITE YOUR PILLOW I'M GOING IN DRY

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Rookie_2 22 points ago +22 / -0

Implying he did not asked Mike not to lube, every single time.

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CrackaJack 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you need spit, it ain't love

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +3 / -1

Keep it classy

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BuckMontrose 69 points ago +70 / -1

I was going to say it looks like he has the HIV.

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Rainman 34 points ago +35 / -1

Look if big mike was railing you in the ass every night you'd probably look like that too! CLEARLY Mike is in better shape than Obama after years of being manhandled

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Barrys_Butthole 8 points ago +9 / -1

Damn, I love this website 😂 Pure poetry.... and accurate

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f_bastiat 39 points ago +40 / -1

Michael gave him the bug

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JonnyB 34 points ago +35 / -1

Big Mike is an AIDS superspreader.

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StraightHonk 21 points ago +22 / -1

To be fair, Barry's ass cheeks did the super spreading first.

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bubadmt 21 points ago +22 / -1

Clap for that you stupid bastards!

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +5 / -1

This thread...

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

...and the reach around?

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AIDS1255 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes?

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RyanT282 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out!