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Ben45 64 points ago +64 / -0

please don't ruin my childhood

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Ben45 50 points ago +50 / -0

I’ve heard plenty from this site. Pains me to think kids like Miranda Cosgrove most likely got abused as kids then had to work for their abuser on national tv. Sickening.

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thewashambro [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

dammit hunter

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Jimmy_Russler 8 points ago +8 / -0

 >all the worst degenerates turn out to be footfags

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jubyeonin 12 points ago +12 / -0

What is this reference? I know he has a thing for feet.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dan "get in the van " Schneider.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. I tell people that and it rarely sinks in.

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jubyeonin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, it's just a rhyming thing. I thought there was something else on him.

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Loiuzein 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mike "Schneider Burns First" Pence

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fuckRedditMAGA2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dan "I love when they're young; it makes me feel hung" Schneider

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BigMikesD 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dan "oh, you got a sister? ill fist her" Schneider

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behemoth887 11 points ago +11 / -0

i already saw a video on youtube about him. he is 100% a total pedo.

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Wishiwastrumpswife 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep just watched a YouTube video on this. He was a producer and on ICarly as dirty dan. He would ask people what they want to see and make the girls do that. I look back to all these childhood actresses having a break down and the media ripped them as crazy, but I believe they were sexually abused and tried to speak out and they couldn’t take it anymore. Paris Hilton just spoke out about it. I know it happened to Amanda Bines from the Amanda Show and I suspect the Olsen twins (that’s why they disappeared) and Lindsey Lohan. This has been going on for a very long time. I believe a lot more childhood actresses/actors as well. I just can’t think of anymore right now. I do know that the same time Weinstein got arrested so did the guy from Disney, but the media didn’t cover it and that all dealt with pedophilia.

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Pinochet2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Macaulay Culkin, anyone?

He looks jaded as fuck these days.

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Irish_Wolfhound 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dan "Sweet Feet" Schneider?

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bigleaguetrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

My parents wouldn't let me watch that as a kid. At the time I was mad but looking back at some of those episodes as an adult I fully agree with their decision and would not let my kids watch it.

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SentryS 3 points ago +3 / -0

That show is probably responsible for probably everything bad on this world. It is by far the most fucked up cartoon. Ever.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can’t handle the truth!

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JesusisKing 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bro u just made me realize literal vampire pedophiles were in charge of 90% of my childhood media consumption. Thank God for video games and 4chan.

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JesusisKing 4 points ago +5 / -1

An honor to shitpost with you in these exciting times

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labajada 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pinwheel, pinwheel spinning around. Look at my Pinwheel and see what I found....

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sfmaga 11 points ago +11 / -0

And further down the rabbit hole we go...

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IntergalacticWalrus 129 points ago +130 / -1

Out of a poll of 220,000 votes they had to remove 130,000 just to give Biden a 53% for the “win”

Meaning

In their fake election Trump actually won 172,300 votes 78.3% to Biden’s 21.7%

Think on that.

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jubyeonin 45 points ago +45 / -0

Landslide.

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Thehoytime 32 points ago +32 / -0

Brah, those 130k votes are all for Jeb! Nick doesn't want you to learn who really has the power, plus kids love Jeb.

Please upvote.

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FromBilgewater 9 points ago +9 / -0

He bribed them with his turtles! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYQA0H7sH4

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ImWithHurrDurr 4 points ago +4 / -0

He did the math. He did the monster math.

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letrain 89 points ago +89 / -0

It was a wide open internet poll. There is not such thing as cheating. Fucking morons.

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letrain 25 points ago +25 / -0

I known it's like claiming a Twitter poll was brigaded. It's an open poll anyone can participate in and cast a vote. When they do it's not cheating. Just like real elections, if more trump voters show up then biden its not cheating. One side just had more enthusiasm.

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fdagasfd 28 points ago +28 / -0

No no, you don't understand. Trump won, so it was cheating. The "cheating" votes were removed until Biden won. DEMOCRACY!!!

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scrobin 51 points ago +51 / -0

Hmm interesting read, when I was a kid, all I cared about what was for dinner...

Youre telling me this is what kids care about? “provided a thorough overview of the basics of voting [and] gave kids a platform to voice their concerns on the issues they care about most in the 2020 presidential election, such as COVID-19, racial equality and the environment.”

Man their fucking brainwashing...Kids are seriously susceptible to this shit...

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supersecretaccount82 37 points ago +37 / -0

Dems love to do that. They brainwash a bunch of impressionable kids and then trot them out to say, "see? Even these pure and innocent children agree with us. Why do you want to destroy their hopes and dreams?"

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Red_Turtle 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's the part just after what you quoted that got to me too.

"Guests included Tyra Banks, Nicole Byer, Miranda Cosgrove, Stephen Curry, Skai Jackson and DJ Khaled."

These are all Hollywood industry type people. They're starting kids on the idea that these people's opinions hold value. It's bad enough that adults think actors opinions matter on these topics, now they're presenting things as though that sort of thing is normal and ok.

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scrobin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thats another thing I love about Trump, he has crippled their industry! So many more people just tune them out. The same with fake news, for tens of millions, they will never, ever get that trust back! A lot of them literally hate him for that, its their own fault, all they had to do was to be honest, really not much to fucking ask...

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TheThreeSeashells 14 points ago +14 / -0

No. Kids just vote the way their parents are probably going to vote which is why for years the Highlights classroom mock elections were more accurate than any poll. This is why they freaked out and deleted 130,000 votes. It destroyed their fantasy world.

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MrBlack 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's these adults who can't cope with real life and selfishly involve innocent children in their bullshit problems.

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MrMcGreenGenes 50 points ago +50 / -0

It was rigged from the get go. They didn't accept mail-in ballots.

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thewashambro [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yeah I know. Why couldn't we vote, We are just migrants!

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Big_cunt 9 points ago +9 / -0

I identify as a 12 year old

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ObamasLooseButthole 21 points ago +21 / -0

Kids love Trump! He makes funny faces, dances to fun songs etc. Anytime I've heard a kid mention Trump(after adults are already talking about him) it's always been positive lol.

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TheThreeSeashells 22 points ago +22 / -0

Kids love Trump. On the flip-side, Biden "loves" kids...a little too much.

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gamephreak5 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I love kids jumpin' on my lap!" -Creepy Joe

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thewashambro [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Strange how Biden won the exact same amount as Hillary...

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BasedCause 27 points ago +27 / -0

The outgoing links here should have the noreferrer keyword added to them so they can't see where the traffic is coming from 🤣 @doggos

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thewashambro [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

u/doggos This.

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BasedCause 10 points ago +10 / -0

Doh, got my wires crossed on tags. Thanks.

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Doggos [M] 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's already a meta tag that achieves this, I believe.

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BasedCause 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah it's the noreferrer keyword. I was trying to be specific. I should have just linked this page to begin with. https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Link_types/noreferrer

Should cover having noopener as well.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 26 points ago +26 / -0

According to Nick, the cheating was first detected on Wednesday, Oct. 21, when “threads on online forums began discussing corrupting the Kids Pick the President site with fraudulent votes.” More than 130,000 fake votes were detected and removed from the final tally.

hey pedes!!! That's US!!!! LMAO

https://thedonald.win/p/11PVp6pRTU/nickelodeon-is-having-a-kids-pic/

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spaceforce_chaplain 14 points ago +15 / -1

Nah... the dates don't line up. Nick said they detected it on Oct 21st, and the link you shared from here is from yesterday.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 6 points ago +7 / -1

I’m not being literal.

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spaceforce_chaplain 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wasn't ragging on ya. I just didn't want anyone who read it literally to end up confused. Cheers~

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thewashambro [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

That post only got 1,700 updoots though. Longshot from the 130,000 they deleted.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dude I did it like 100 times. Where’s my “Russian bot” badge?

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buckiemohawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Privyet Comrade! i have Russian peetape tosell u

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UberKAG 25 points ago +26 / -1

Interesting first comment from the article:

The one dude 53m Hey everybody, I just want to say I did the fraudulent voting and the report is B.S. I actually wrote a python script which cooperated with a VPN such that I voted every 3 seconds from a different location inside the United States for over 6 days straight. The trick is, I ran this script in five separate threads, on two machines (10 scripts running simultaneously over the 6 day period). This summed out to around 1.7 Million votes submitted from random, valid locations all across the US. Why did I choose this number? Well previous "Kids Pick the President" elections have on average 1.8-2.2 million votes recorded, and so I thought doubling the vote count would be funny. How do I know they were expecting this many votes again? They wrote their "vote counting" API as an AWS application (Node.js running ES2 instance to be precise). This means they were specifically paying amazon to automatically handle their massive traffic scaling, since they knew it would be large. Now, take note, that this year they only reported 90k votes as valid votes in the election. That is 10% of their average voter count. Why did they report a number so low? Well THEY ARE LYING. How do I know? I know this because they literally could NOT differentiate a 'real' vote from one of my 'fake' votes even if they wanted to. There is no amount of data, that they collected, that could do this. Their "1 vote per voter" validation was simply to store cookies in your browser, so literally anybody who uses an old browser, or just one that doesn't store cookies, could do this same trick (hence what the python script did). Why would they lie about the votes? Well first off, think about how many news articles have now been written about this fake election (A LOT). But hmm why else? The host of the announcement, Keke Palmar is also a publicly known democratic activist saying things such as "we have a president who is trying to incite a race war", "let the revolution be televised", and "while some may see looting and anarchy, what I see is a society responding to the oppressor". Do you really think she would announce the Trump won? No. I'll be totally honest, I messed with the votes because I could. I saw the flaw in their system, I saw an opportunity to exploit it, and there really wasn't anything they could do to stop it. But god fucking damnit I did NOT want to see this level of BS coming from NICKELODEON>

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TheThreeSeashells 9 points ago +9 / -0

The fact there's a "Nick News" at all is a joke. Kids don't care and shouldn't care about adult subjects. These people are determined to steal childhood away from children at all costs and by any means. I'd be amazed by how much the Left hates children if they didn't flat out and obviously hate EVERYONE so much.

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JmReBox 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pedolodian....

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DJT2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good one.

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fdagasfd 14 points ago +14 / -0

More than 130,000 fake votes were detected and removed from the final tally.

Despite the election tampering, Joe Biden was declared the winner of the “Kid’s Vote” poll with 53% percent of the 90,000 ballots cast going in his favor. Incumbent Donald Trump received 47% of the vote.

So they removed more than half of the total votes and Joe barely squeaked by?

Good Lord.

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spaceforce_chaplain 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Okay, kids. We're gonna do this again until you get it right." "Excuse me, mister producer sir, can't we just watch some game shows with slime? I was told that there would be game shows with slime."

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Filo76 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wait... my vote wasn’t counted then?

I’m outraged!

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TearofLys 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gotta be BS. Most kids probably have no idea who Joe Biden is, but they know who the President is.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 8 points ago +8 / -0

"the results only count when they confirm our opinion!!!! >:((( !! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeEEeeeEEEEEEeeeEEEeeEEEeeeE!"

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PropagandaWizard1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

KEK Nickelodeon has fallen!

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Throwaway_Test 7 points ago +7 / -0

More Russian interference! Won't they ever stop?

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HonestBobbin 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Though kids are not of an age to vote, Kids Pick the President is a platform where their voices do count, and they deserve to be heard,” the network said in a statement. “And just as kids value honesty and fairness, so do we at Nickelodeon. Therefore, out of respect for kids everywhere and in the spirit of civic responsibility, we present the name of the winner based on votes cast fairly and within our stated guidelines of one vote counted per household device.”

*Because we weigh votes more heavily based on less children per household.

It seems that Nick is caught between a rock & hard spot, but this clearly shows in their own words that they don't care about a 1 person one vote tally. If you are a family that does not have multiple devices (one per child), OR are sitting on 15+ in your home, the results are skewed away from 1 person one vote as claimed in democracy.

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thewashambro [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah I know lol. They deleted 130,000 of the 220,000 votes. Which means Biden got 47,000 of the 220,000 votes.

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dems want a 16 year old voting age? One up them and drop it to 5.

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Butthurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

TOP COMMENT Hey everybody, I just want to say I did the fraudulent voting and the report is B.S.

I actually wrote a python script which cooperated with a VPN such that I voted every 3 seconds from a different location inside the United States for over 6 days straight. The trick is, I ran this script in five separate threads, on two machines (10 scripts running simultaneously over the 6 day period). This summed out to around 1.7 Million votes submitted from random, valid locations all across the US. Why did I choose this number? Well previous "Kids Pick the President" elections have on average 1.8-2.2 million votes recorded, and so I thought doubling the vote count would be funny. How do I know they were expecting this many votes again? They wrote their "vote counting" API as an AWS application (Node.js running ES2 instance to be precise). This means they were specifically paying amazon to automatically handle their massive traffic scaling, since they knew it would be large. Now, take note, that this year they only reported 90k votes as valid votes in the election. That is 10% of their average voter count. Why did they report a number so low? Well THEY ARE LYING. How do I know? I know this because they literally could NOT differentiate a 'real' vote from one of my 'fake' votes even if they wanted to. There is no amount of data, that they collected, that could do this. Their "1 vote per voter" validation was simply to store cookies in your browser, so literally anybody who uses an old browser, or just one that doesn't store cookies, could do this same trick (hence what the python script did). Why would they lie about the votes? Well first off, think about how many news articles have now been written about this fake election (A LOT). But hmm why else? The host of the announcement, Keke Palmar is also a publicly known democratic activist saying things such as "we have a president who is trying to incite a race war", "let the revolution be televised", and "while some may see looting and anarchy, what I see is a society responding to the oppressor". Do you really think she would announce the Trump won? No.

I'll be totally honest, I messed with the votes because I could. I saw the flaw in their system, I saw an opportunity to exploit it, and there really wasn't anything they could do to stop it. But god fucking damnit I did NOT want to see this level of BS coming from NICKELODEON.

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Maenard 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Despite cheating, Biden won."

That's a weird statement, because it implies that they didn't do anything to stop it. "After the fraudulent votes were removed, Biden won." Is how it should have been phrased.

The article is total bullshit, especially if you check the comments.

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Happymars 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let me get this straight. In order to get to a Biden victory, they had to delete 60% of the total votes? Obvious bullshit.

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thewashambro [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

and they just barely squeaked him by too. KEK!

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TrumpTrainJune152015 3 points ago +3 / -0

That might have been us... because of course we wouldn't let our kids on Nickelodeon's website.

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SwanS0ng 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weird, I bet voting in person with ID could have stopped the fraud.

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KGB82 3 points ago +3 / -0

I voted for Trump on their stupid poll.

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SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder how many of the 130,000 deleted were for Biden...

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is hilariously bad news for Biden and the Democrats. Kids voted for Trump 47% = indoctrination failed!

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thewashambro [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most likely more if we're being honest.

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85Dacudo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is Nickelodeon even asking about this stuff ?

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Bananapirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys. Biden only won the fixed poll with 53% of the vote. That's pretty based for kids.

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quotahire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brah

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astro_eng 2 points ago +2 / -0

Read the article comments, the results are a complete and utter fabrication.

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PatriotHiwi 2 points ago +3 / -1

To be fair i did run a script that voted him multiple times. This is a good case for voter ID laws though.

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weaponized_frogs 2 points ago +2 / -0

read the comments in the article. the dude explains how he cheated in the election. also check the based comment by Avi Berkowitz: 'Shalom frens!! Google the term "USS Liberty"'

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ImportantPerson 2 points ago +2 / -0

NICK had on a special yesterday talking to kids about climate change. They brought up the fires in California and then played comments that were made by Pence saying that it was a forest management issue. They went on to say that he was wrong and it was because of climate change. Literally, they lied using kids to push their narrative.

Here's a fun fact, California commissioned an investigation which investigated the reason the fires have been uncontrollable in the state the last few years and they CONCLUDED that it was directly caused by poor forest management.

We are literally fighting against narrative and they will lie to our kids in order to maintain it.

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HeretostayUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

“ on Wednesday, Oct. 21, when “threads on online forums began discussing corrupting the Kids Pick the President site with fraudulent votes.” More than 130,000 fake votes were detected” - 130,000 beautiful inglorious bastards! Hahaha

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rawl220 1 point ago +1 / -0

rigged election!

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thewashambro [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you read it, it says they limited the number to one vote per household. Cheating motherfuckers.

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wartooth6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking lame that they deleted my 20 votes for Trump!

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AdamSmith1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like Election interference to me!