Because they are all smug and arrogant but have not earned the right to be either.

They are just pretentious know it all assholes that dont know shit about real life.

They binge absolute liquid shit for their news and puke it all over everyone expecting to be thanked for the enlightenment.

They are self righteous, but in reality worthless, leeches of society contribute nothing but passive aggressive and ill-informed quips they heard from John Oliver.

They have all the confidence of Bruce Lee, but the mental stability of Bruce Jenner. They are walking contradictions...

They live, breathe, eat, shit, and die, but there is no point. They are billboards made in China.

They are stranded in the desert, but they have their head so far in the sand, they believe they are at the beach.