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posted ago by TrumpCardUpMySleeve ago by TrumpCardUpMySleeve +3484 / -3
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hectorspector 61 points ago +61 / -0

I don't even know who this dude is and I want to slap the shit out of him.

I'm sure it's someone I should know, but I'm 47 years old and beginning to develop a serious case of I don't know you you are, but you need to get off muh lawn.

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hectorspector 17 points ago +18 / -1

He looks like the kinda guy that would knock on my door to talk about Jesus and then steal my lawn mower.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like an austere religious scholar.

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was going to say I was getting Manson vibes from this picture but that'll do just fine.

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Liberty123 4 points ago +4 / -0

doesn't look like dorsey

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NvJohansson 18 points ago +18 / -0

I don't even know who this dude is and I want to slap the shit out of him.

I get that feeling with a lot of people these days.

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crimsonfancy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. I feel it comes with winning induced adrenaline.

Still not tired of it. On the contrary, I've become addicted.

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +4 / -0

What the fuck, I thought we already got Osama bin Laden!

Is he still out there making videos from his cave?

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monkadelic 30 points ago +30 / -0

What kind of person thinks, this nose ring will go great as I sit before the senate? A nose ring?

edit congress to senate

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Current_Year_Acct 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm assuming he's trying to have a unique look, like Steve Jobs or something. The beard alone makes him look like a boring try-hard bartender in a hipster neighborhood.

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FullAutoFlintlock 12 points ago +14 / -2

Being a 125lb manlet can't help much.

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RabidZoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

manlet faglet

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

The same people who think diversity is a virtue.

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hit_backspace 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got that Allahu Akbar style going for his beard

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Tyscribz 35 points ago +35 / -0

Dude is starting to look like osama

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journalist 26 points ago +26 / -0

1,000%

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scrobin 25 points ago +25 / -0

Prison or broke is preferable.

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Alpha_plus 23 points ago +23 / -0

This guy's fake monk BS is insufferable. You're not enlightened you moron.

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

What about when his boyfriends bull shoves the glow-in-the-dark dildo up his ass dry?

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booblitchutz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Jihadi beard? Check
Nose ring? Check
Narrow shoulders? Check
Weak thin voice? Check

This guy is 100% purebred faggot

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Tcrlaf1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hr literally told the Senate Republicans to go fuck themselves.

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DrBJTester 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's going to be very popular on date night in prison.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Luckily for him the Republicans are paid opposition and wont put him in prison.

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DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Half of me thinks you aren't wrong. His security better be more on mission than his algorithms.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who would go after him?

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DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

A terminal Marine recon that's fed up with his fuckery.... Not me of course all my weapons were lost at sea. Maybe one of those pissed of guys at the VFW kek.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are terminal? Or only in minecraft?

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DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Life is terminal pede.

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Proud_American 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahhhh.

This gave me hope and a smile.

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RedHawk44 4 points ago +4 / -0

YES

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TrumpsFavorite 13 points ago +13 / -0

What’s he going for that terrorist goat fucker look?

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MidwestNorsk 10 points ago +10 / -0

Noose around neck and I'd drag him behind my pickup down a gravel road.

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givashit_00 7 points ago +7 / -0

there, fixed it--now safe for 14-year olds...

The number of Americans who want to smash this lying, biased, soy fothermucker in his face

How is he being allowed to function with impunity?

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know I'm not the only Pede around here that was fluent in swearing in junior high.

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Lazlo_the_Instigator 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need to protest outside his home

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Trumpberto 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like Luke skywalker in the new trilogy

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same boss lmao

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kekNation 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like he’s trying to appeal to the religion of peace. Maybe he doesn’t realize that’ll get him thrown in a Chinese Concentration Camp

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IhateNPR 5 points ago +5 / -0

He looks rough. Doesn't he know that if he wants to emulate ZZ Top he needs to be a sharp dressed man?

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monkadelic 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what we get when we take bullies out of schools

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amarie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Small sagging shoulders; ill fitting suit jacket, and girl's nose ring. Doesn't look strong and healthy.

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meme_oil 4 points ago +4 / -0

id rather bitch slap the millions of americans who use twitter and then bitch about it. theres alternatives that dont censor you. but muh president! stfu, if you moved to gab so would he. youre not there because of trump, trump is there BECAUSE OF YOU!

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO he looks like the causation Ho Chi Minh but more weird.

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Crusty_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t wanna do that, I want to publicly execute him

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Silkom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he in Iran?

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Brundlefly78 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd love to hold a lighter to the tramps beard

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Wintergreen 3 points ago +3 / -0

After we win next week Trump should assign a special prosecutor to investigate them all. They clearly think they can lie to the senate with impunity.

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nomoreprinkles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thought navy seals already got this guy in a cave

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QuatroCincoMD 3 points ago +3 / -0

He looks like he’s been living in a cave in Afghanistan

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look kids, a dick wizard!

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait a second...Hunter is the one shaking his around at everyone like it's a wand...including his niece.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not his dick. Other dicks. Like a snake charmer

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he's imagining being bukkake'd in this picture. I see where you're going now!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's his "flavor saver"

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Ruinerdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucktard cult leader

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Random thought: I just realized that one side is BASED and the other is BIASED.

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IAmDisappoint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a fucking hobo

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what terrorist cell does he belong to?

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TPMJB 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is like if Rasputin was forcefed soy

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TheSuperStableGenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude is worth over $9 billion, looks like a skid row bum...

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gitmo for every last one of them!!

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Kerbygermy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Osama bin Dorsey

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tread_on_them 2 points ago +2 / -0

Owning one of the largest social media companies on Earth, with millions of people hanging on his every word at the drop of a hat, and he can't gather enough opinions to realize that beard is fucking atrocious?

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Osama Bin Dorsey?

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basket_of_patriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet that beard has tickled plenty of balls.