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Yes, we will take your Ak's and AR's and BAN fracking, all while rounding up those super predators! Unless that super predator happens to be my crack smoking son...
For max effect say the bad news but refer to it as good news.
Then only the swingers will catch on. The fully hypnotized libzombies will nod along and agree with you because they aren't really paying attention. They never were.
Before hanging up ask them to grab a pen and write something down then give a short simple URL like https://joebiden.info/ or something similar. Tell them the best fact checks are all on that page.
Hello, Undecided voter. This is the Biden Campaign calling. We are here to encourage you to come out to vote for Joe! He wants to repeal the Hyde Amendment so there can be government funded abortions. All women need access to more abortions. He is ready to repeal the Trump tax cuts from two years ago that increased your take-home pay. And, Joe plans to ban fracking on Day 1! He also wants all his supporters to know that those stories in the New York Post about his business dealings with China are just a distraction, which is why the New York Post was censored by Twitter. He also wants you to know that he does not remember ever meeting the man making accusations against him on Tucker Carlsons show, but he also can’t remember what he had for breakfast either. Have a good day!
Hi! This XXXX, from Joe Biden for President. Election Day, Nov 3rd is coming quickly. Can we count on your vote, or even better early vote, despite the fact that Hunter's laptop has been verified as containing concrete evidence that Joe is compromised by Communist China?
Hi! This is <XXX> with the Joe Biden campaign. We're calling to remind you that a vote for Donald Trump is a vote for stable Democracy! Instead, Vote for Joe Biden and help us end American Constitutionalism and destroy the country.
I have been getting 10 calls/day this week. I string them along to waste their time and tomorrow or Friday will start asking about CEFC and the Biden crime family
I was wondering when I should drop the Ukraine China connection -- Friday sounds like a good day. We're currently at convincing me that we're not going to export fossil fuel jobs overseas as unicorn farts will generate all the power we need once we get unicorns and train them to fart on demand.
Don't even bother. You'll never convince them of anything and they'll stop calling you. Continuing to waste their time is preferable. That way you might actually keep them from rounding up other Biden votes.
Ask them to repeat the answers because you didn't really understand. And ask stupid, detailed questions. And when they ask you a question, repeat yourself a lot and say unrelated things and tell unrelated stories. Both in phone calls and in meetings.
In phone calls, I would really push how progressive and exciting it is that Biden wants to bring communism to America with his close ties to China. Shit like that. I'm sure you're killing it.
So far I’ve just been burning their clock but now my goal is to start flipping them against Biden as step 1 and killing it will be if I can get them to say they’ll vote for Trump.
Step 1 is easy, “I was really excited to vote for Joe and his policies and wish he ran in 2016 but with all the emails from his son, his business partner that Tony Bobabooy guy and that other partner in jail....not the Devon guy, the other one, I just can’t support Joe. Also that super predator thing and crime bill really bother me....plus he seemed to lie a lot in the debate. I don’t know what do you think?....”
The hardest part of this election is that I don't think anyone is voting for Biden. I think they're just voting against Trump. I've had some luck with "If trump was compromised, don't you think we'd know by now after all the investigations?" And I've also been taking a conciliatory approach like this: "Look, I get that Trump can be an ass and obnoxious, but I pay less in taxes than four years ago, not to mention (whatever Trump's policy change you favor)".
Going anti-Biden doesn't seem to work as well, mainly because no one is really making a case for Biden anyway. Everyone who is voting Biden is just "anti-Trump".
Excellent strategy. Have you seen the guy here with the username 'rambles off topic' or something like that? His skillset would be ideal, he's really good at it. Funny af too.
You know, signing up to text for Joe might be fun. Follow the script and when someone says that yes they are voting for Joe reply with:
Great! Between now and when you vote, if you hear anyone talking about or see stories about Tony Bobulinski just ignore them, you don't need to know about that!
I’d say something like “Do you believe the rich are not paying their fair share? Should they pay more in taxes? Also which group do you think best represents wealthy to you? Those who make over 50K a year, those who make over 30k a year, or simply those who are employed?”
Hello Jamal! This is the Biden campaign asking for your pledge of support. This election year, we expect the negroid and felon blocs to be very important to winning the popular vote, so please reply IAMBLACK if you intend to vote for Joe, or IAMNOTBLACK if you intend to vote for the racist.
More subtle: "I'm with the Biden campaign, and I just want to make sure you aren't being swayed by the claims about Joe selling influence to China, Ukraine, and Russia, or the claims of him turning a blind eye to his son's drug use while passing a crime bill to lock up thousands of black men for similar crimes. Can we count on your vote?"
Then when they say that haven't heard of that, "Please, don't Google it. Yes, there's a lot of stuff out there that looks like "evidence", such as a voice recording of Hunter saying he's partnering with the spy chief of China, or his texts saying he has to give Joe half the money he gets from a foreign entity. But we're pretty sure this was all put there by Russia."
Yuri Brezmenov called it demoralization. He found by personal experience that these people are irredeemable, can't be persuaded by ANY amount of evidence. This is exactly what I have experienced with every single leftist I have spoken with all year.
Oh yeah, I'm sure they have checks. Would have to see how they're set up to figure out what they are, but people can always share observations on how it works and see if there are obvious tells of some type.
"I hate to say it was bad, but the trainer and a few participants seemed nervous, they kept asking if the rest of us had seen the interview on Tucker last night. They also said there's pictures...really bad pictures...of Hunter. I don't think they support Joe, they seemed more concerned about his business transactions in China"
I want to be part of a brighter future, but could I please have a different trainer assigned to me? The one I was working with today kept saying that most of our side want to defund the police, so I shouldn't be surprised if people I reach out to have questions about whether Kamala Harris will be more loyal to Black Americans or her fellow blue pigs. When I told him that Harris had a really good inner-city track record, he kept shutting me down and interrupting to condescend to me and point out that if it weren't Trump in office, he'd vote against Biden just on principle for daring to have her on the ticket. That's just not acceptable from ANYONE in 2020, much less someone working FOR the Biden campaign who is SUPPOSED to be against hatred and division. think we should be 110% ready to stand behind a Biden OR Harris administration depending on which way the winds blow after the election, and I can't work together with someone so racist and bigoted. As a woman and as a Person of Color, to have someone who doesn't understand their own privilege ON the Biden team treat me so poorly and keep acting like I'm an uninformed child like he did is just unacceptable.
Ludicrous bricks were always my favorite bricks. Our sole bot doesn't do ludicrous, but will usually respond to just bricks, or quad bricks, or a few others I forget at the moment. You summoned it correctly, yet nothing. I am sad Pepe. Am dissappoint :(
Democracy shouldn't be whoever can lasso the most idiots. Does anyone actually vote based on texts or calls? If anything, whichever presidential candidate sends the least texts probably gets more votes in a 2 party system.
I never even got that far, as I said, I never do anything other than sign up and then wait for them to ask how it went. Then I make up a story about a trainer that may not even exist. That way, they lose focus on beating Trump and get paranoid about who the traitor among them might be.
This is exactly what the Stasi used to do in East Germany. Neighbor against neighbor. If they realize they don't like it, maybe they'll realize Socialism isn't really what they want.
I just spent over an hour in the Zoom training class. Pretty lame. Here's the link to their Slack group to get started and get access to their "DeM DiAlEr: https://2020victory.io/generalslack
A little too "on the nose" if you ask me. But it's your operation to run pede. My advice, next time reel them in a little slower, don't jump right to the crack fueled foot jobs.
Lmao amazing work pede!
Daddy, what did you do in the war to defeat socialism in America. 😂 seriously passing this to everyone i know.
dusts off shitposts
"Son, its time you learned the art of the meme"
Yes, we will take your Ak's and AR's and BAN fracking, all while rounding up those super predators! Unless that super predator happens to be my crack smoking son...
For max effect say the bad news but refer to it as good news.
Then only the swingers will catch on. The fully hypnotized libzombies will nod along and agree with you because they aren't really paying attention. They never were.
Before hanging up ask them to grab a pen and write something down then give a short simple URL like https://joebiden.info/ or something similar. Tell them the best fact checks are all on that page.
Whats the URL that brings you to the .win page with all the Hunter leaks?
Hello, Undecided voter. This is the Biden Campaign calling. We are here to encourage you to come out to vote for Joe! He wants to repeal the Hyde Amendment so there can be government funded abortions. All women need access to more abortions. He is ready to repeal the Trump tax cuts from two years ago that increased your take-home pay. And, Joe plans to ban fracking on Day 1! He also wants all his supporters to know that those stories in the New York Post about his business dealings with China are just a distraction, which is why the New York Post was censored by Twitter. He also wants you to know that he does not remember ever meeting the man making accusations against him on Tucker Carlsons show, but he also can’t remember what he had for breakfast either. Have a good day!
Hi! This XXXX, from Joe Biden for President. Election Day, Nov 3rd is coming quickly. Can we count on your vote, or even better early vote, despite the fact that Hunter's laptop has been verified as containing concrete evidence that Joe is compromised by Communist China?
We are the news now.
Hi! This is <XXX> with the Joe Biden campaign. We're calling to remind you that a vote for Donald Trump is a vote for stable Democracy! Instead, Vote for Joe Biden and help us end American Constitutionalism and destroy the country.
Can we count on you?
Ok that's genius. Thanks for the idea.
I have been getting 10 calls/day this week. I string them along to waste their time and tomorrow or Friday will start asking about CEFC and the Biden crime family
I was wondering when I should drop the Ukraine China connection -- Friday sounds like a good day. We're currently at convincing me that we're not going to export fossil fuel jobs overseas as unicorn farts will generate all the power we need once we get unicorns and train them to fart on demand.
Don't even bother. You'll never convince them of anything and they'll stop calling you. Continuing to waste their time is preferable. That way you might actually keep them from rounding up other Biden votes.
Ask them to repeat the answers because you didn't really understand. And ask stupid, detailed questions. And when they ask you a question, repeat yourself a lot and say unrelated things and tell unrelated stories. Both in phone calls and in meetings.
In phone calls, I would really push how progressive and exciting it is that Biden wants to bring communism to America with his close ties to China. Shit like that. I'm sure you're killing it.
So far I’ve just been burning their clock but now my goal is to start flipping them against Biden as step 1 and killing it will be if I can get them to say they’ll vote for Trump.
The hardest part of this election is that I don't think anyone is voting for Biden. I think they're just voting against Trump. I've had some luck with "If trump was compromised, don't you think we'd know by now after all the investigations?" And I've also been taking a conciliatory approach like this: "Look, I get that Trump can be an ass and obnoxious, but I pay less in taxes than four years ago, not to mention (whatever Trump's policy change you favor)".
Going anti-Biden doesn't seem to work as well, mainly because no one is really making a case for Biden anyway. Everyone who is voting Biden is just "anti-Trump".
Good luck!
Excellent strategy. Have you seen the guy here with the username 'rambles off topic' or something like that? His skillset would be ideal, he's really good at it. Funny af too.
Yep, wasting their time and resources is absolutely the best.
Don't let on that you'll never vote for Biden. Just keep saying you're not sure, you're undecided.
I do this with people who come to the door. Or did, now the lefties are all askeered.
You're describing my approach to Jehovah's witnesses. Lol
they get paid every second they manage to speak with you before being chased off
Paid by the second. Billable hours? Lol
This is best. Waste their time.
WOW
Wow, this is gold!
You know, signing up to text for Joe might be fun. Follow the script and when someone says that yes they are voting for Joe reply with:
This I Love - Axl Rose
You could also make calls, but just make them for Trump instead :)
That’d be hilarious. You get their call list and immediately begin going down the line telling people to Keep America Great.
Or sell them on the reverse, but badly:
We need to raise taxes on everyone! Are you ready to pay your share?
Before we begin, I should inform you my pronouns are zim/zam
We will have President Xi in the white house to help Biden guide us through this next great leap!
I swear Dems are thiiiiiiiiiis close to unironically saying it is time for a "great leap forward".
close? I Thought that's what they were doing.
They are calling it the "great reset"
Aren't you ready for "The Great Reset Forward"?
THAT'S COMMIE SPEAK
Replacing the Green New Deal
Green new deal might as well be
It’s called a great leap FORWARD, it’s like progressivism, it’s obviously great just look at the name. Duh!
Democrats really make arguments this stupid all the time
thats actually good idea tell them Biden wants to raise taxes for pronoun awareness
brilliant!
Lol I’d love that
I’d say something like “Do you believe the rich are not paying their fair share? Should they pay more in taxes? Also which group do you think best represents wealthy to you? Those who make over 50K a year, those who make over 30k a year, or simply those who are employed?”
Those who don't depend on gov't assistance.
Exactly. It seems that it's all out war to break the back of the middle class.
sheeeeit, dis udda brudda gotst him tree pair o Jordans frum the store we just hit. I only got one. THAT'S wealthy! When do I gets minez?
You can't flimflam the Zimzam
Or ask if they have any kids so that Joe could come by and sniff em.
Before you vote for Biden, he just wants to know if your kids smell good? He only wants people to vote for him that have good smelling kids.
Hello Jamal! This is the Biden campaign asking for your pledge of support. This election year, we expect the negroid and felon blocs to be very important to winning the popular vote, so please reply IAMBLACK if you intend to vote for Joe, or IAMNOTBLACK if you intend to vote for the racist.
More subtle: "I'm with the Biden campaign, and I just want to make sure you aren't being swayed by the claims about Joe selling influence to China, Ukraine, and Russia, or the claims of him turning a blind eye to his son's drug use while passing a crime bill to lock up thousands of black men for similar crimes. Can we count on your vote?"
Then when they say that haven't heard of that, "Please, don't Google it. Yes, there's a lot of stuff out there that looks like "evidence", such as a voice recording of Hunter saying he's partnering with the spy chief of China, or his texts saying he has to give Joe half the money he gets from a foreign entity. But we're pretty sure this was all put there by Russia."
"Feel free to Google it, anything you find will have been fact checked by our big tech partners at Google and Youtube so you know you can rely on it."
Yes familiar. It's a type of hypnosis they are in I think.
Yuri Brezmenov called it demoralization. He found by personal experience that these people are irredeemable, can't be persuaded by ANY amount of evidence. This is exactly what I have experienced with every single leftist I have spoken with all year.
Tell them it's illegal to look at the transcripts or the phone calls because it violates privacy.
But then they wont look, because they are retarded and would actually believe it's illegal and fear doing it
They don't DESERVE to know!!
Sure, that'll grab 'em.
This one is the best out of all of them I've read so far.
Oh yeah, I'm sure they have checks. Would have to see how they're set up to figure out what they are, but people can always share observations on how it works and see if there are obvious tells of some type.
BRILLIANT!!
Diabolical pede is diabolical.
The absolute maddest of lads.
I'm a simple pede. If something makes me laugh-snort, then I updoot and share.
I'm just looking forward to all of the gen2 "Draft of Daughters" memes that will be born out of this thread
😆
"I hate to say it was bad, but the trainer and a few participants seemed nervous, they kept asking if the rest of us had seen the interview on Tucker last night. They also said there's pictures...really bad pictures...of Hunter. I don't think they support Joe, they seemed more concerned about his business transactions in China"
I want to be part of a brighter future, but could I please have a different trainer assigned to me? The one I was working with today kept saying that most of our side want to defund the police, so I shouldn't be surprised if people I reach out to have questions about whether Kamala Harris will be more loyal to Black Americans or her fellow blue pigs. When I told him that Harris had a really good inner-city track record, he kept shutting me down and interrupting to condescend to me and point out that if it weren't Trump in office, he'd vote against Biden just on principle for daring to have her on the ticket. That's just not acceptable from ANYONE in 2020, much less someone working FOR the Biden campaign who is SUPPOSED to be against hatred and division. think we should be 110% ready to stand behind a Biden OR Harris administration depending on which way the winds blow after the election, and I can't work together with someone so racist and bigoted. As a woman and as a Person of Color, to have someone who doesn't understand their own privilege ON the Biden team treat me so poorly and keep acting like I'm an uninformed child like he did is just unacceptable.
Perfecto. PSYOPS!
Doing God's work. Amazing, pede!
based as fuck
That shouldn't be hard.
Exactly the point.
u/WallBot ludicrous bricks!
Ludicrous bricks were always my favorite bricks. Our sole bot doesn't do ludicrous, but will usually respond to just bricks, or quad bricks, or a few others I forget at the moment. You summoned it correctly, yet nothing. I am sad Pepe. Am dissappoint :(
u/WallBot get this patriot a brick
Top kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs
We have the best autists, no problem there. Are you hip to Topcat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NToYkBYezZA
Amazing music, from a time gone by
Haha I remember that cartoon! They were probably replays by the time I saw them since I'm in my 30s.
“We will make sure the organizers see it”?
Standard bot response
Biden's outsourced his campaign to Chinese bots. Low energy!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG, this is fucking HILARIOUS, I'm dying over here like someone with information which could lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton.
so he can die like someone in seal team tha Biden knows the location of?
I wish I thought of this. I spam all of them texts/calls or give false info but this is MUCH more damaging internally.
10/10.
I like the cut of your jib. 👍
Democracy shouldn't be whoever can lasso the most idiots. Does anyone actually vote based on texts or calls? If anything, whichever presidential candidate sends the least texts probably gets more votes in a 2 party system.
Idiocracy. What are electrolytes, anyway?
its imbued in my hippopotamus
Based troll
Haha!
You mean they have no vetting process in place for field operatives?!? This whole time I thought these people had their sht squared away. HAHAHAHA
I never even got that far, as I said, I never do anything other than sign up and then wait for them to ask how it went. Then I make up a story about a trainer that may not even exist. That way, they lose focus on beating Trump and get paranoid about who the traitor among them might be.
This is exactly what the Stasi used to do in East Germany. Neighbor against neighbor. If they realize they don't like it, maybe they'll realize Socialism isn't really what they want.
This is the way
Op could be sneaky
Are you talking to a robot?? Holy shitsnacks
that's a text bot
I just spent over an hour in the Zoom training class. Pretty lame. Here's the link to their Slack group to get started and get access to their "DeM DiAlEr: https://2020victory.io/generalslack
A real slacker
Thanks for the LOVE, everybody! Right back at each and every one of you. Mods, thanks for the sticky, you are all gods.
Let's keep fighting, don't get complacent, and VOTE TRUMP 2020! Don't forget to keep the SENATE and take back the HOUSE!
Supermajority or bust!
I'm glad we're on the same side.
Good work Agent Mockingbird!
This is brilliant.
Doing God's work.
WITCH HUNT
BASED DOUBLE-AGENT
Niiiiiiiiiiicccccccceeee
This takes trolling to a whole new level.
Expertly done!
4D Chess Master move.
THIS IS FANTASTIC WORK!!!!!!
Doing the Lord's work good job Pede!
Omg I love it.
Perfect Pede! The East German Stasi would be pleased with your work comrade.
A little too "on the nose" if you ask me. But it's your operation to run pede. My advice, next time reel them in a little slower, don't jump right to the crack fueled foot jobs.
THE POWER OF KEK COMPELLS YOU!
Have you ever seen the YT of Benny Hinn with light sabers? Irreverant af but hilarious