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Long_time_lurker 177 points ago +177 / -0

You could also make calls, but just make them for Trump instead :)

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ClownTamer 126 points ago +126 / -0

That’d be hilarious. You get their call list and immediately begin going down the line telling people to Keep America Great.

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bigmikespen15 189 points ago +190 / -1

Or sell them on the reverse, but badly:

We need to raise taxes on everyone! Are you ready to pay your share?

Before we begin, I should inform you my pronouns are zim/zam

We will have President Xi in the white house to help Biden guide us through this next great leap!

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Uzaka123 47 points ago +47 / -0

close? I Thought that's what they were doing.

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Green new deal might as well be

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PeytonManThing 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s called a great leap FORWARD, it’s like progressivism, it’s obviously great just look at the name. Duh!

Democrats really make arguments this stupid all the time

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Arriveria 30 points ago +30 / -0

thats actually good idea tell them Biden wants to raise taxes for pronoun awareness

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TrumpBringsLight 7 points ago +7 / -0

brilliant!

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lifeisahologram 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lol I’d love that

I’d say something like “Do you believe the rich are not paying their fair share? Should they pay more in taxes? Also which group do you think best represents wealthy to you? Those who make over 50K a year, those who make over 30k a year, or simply those who are employed?”

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residue69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those who don't depend on gov't assistance.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

sheeeeit, dis udda brudda gotst him tree pair o Jordans frum the store we just hit. I only got one. THAT'S wealthy! When do I gets minez?

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NomadicKrow 10 points ago +10 / -0

You can't flimflam the Zimzam

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Mister-T 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or ask if they have any kids so that Joe could come by and sniff em.

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ILearnedToCode 4 points ago +4 / -0

Before you vote for Biden, he just wants to know if your kids smell good? He only wants people to vote for him that have good smelling kids.

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WiseDonkey 60 points ago +60 / -0

More subtle: "I'm with the Biden campaign, and I just want to make sure you aren't being swayed by the claims about Joe selling influence to China, Ukraine, and Russia, or the claims of him turning a blind eye to his son's drug use while passing a crime bill to lock up thousands of black men for similar crimes. Can we count on your vote?"

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MAGAconvert 30 points ago +30 / -0

Then when they say that haven't heard of that, "Please, don't Google it. Yes, there's a lot of stuff out there that looks like "evidence", such as a voice recording of Hunter saying he's partnering with the spy chief of China, or his texts saying he has to give Joe half the money he gets from a foreign entity. But we're pretty sure this was all put there by Russia."

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de9ebkmd7 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Feel free to Google it, anything you find will have been fact checked by our big tech partners at Google and Youtube so you know you can rely on it."

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FluhanWu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes familiar. It's a type of hypnosis they are in I think.

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Prometheus76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tell them it's illegal to look at the transcripts or the phone calls because it violates privacy.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't DESERVE to know!!

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Friendly_B 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sure, that'll grab 'em.

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LaLaChickadee 3 points ago +3 / -0

This one is the best out of all of them I've read so far.

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Long_time_lurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah, I'm sure they have checks. Would have to see how they're set up to figure out what they are, but people can always share observations on how it works and see if there are obvious tells of some type.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

BRILLIANT!!