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ClownTamer 126 points ago +126 / -0

That’d be hilarious. You get their call list and immediately begin going down the line telling people to Keep America Great.

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bigmikespen15 189 points ago +190 / -1

Or sell them on the reverse, but badly:

We need to raise taxes on everyone! Are you ready to pay your share?

Before we begin, I should inform you my pronouns are zim/zam

We will have President Xi in the white house to help Biden guide us through this next great leap!

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Uzaka123 47 points ago +47 / -0

close? I Thought that's what they were doing.

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UpTrump 45 points ago +45 / -0

They are calling it the "great reset"

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Green new deal might as well be

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PeytonManThing 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s called a great leap FORWARD, it’s like progressivism, it’s obviously great just look at the name. Duh!

Democrats really make arguments this stupid all the time

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Arriveria 30 points ago +30 / -0

thats actually good idea tell them Biden wants to raise taxes for pronoun awareness

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TrumpBringsLight 7 points ago +7 / -0

brilliant!

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lifeisahologram 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lol I’d love that

I’d say something like “Do you believe the rich are not paying their fair share? Should they pay more in taxes? Also which group do you think best represents wealthy to you? Those who make over 50K a year, those who make over 30k a year, or simply those who are employed?”

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residue69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those who don't depend on gov't assistance.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. It seems that it's all out war to break the back of the middle class.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

sheeeeit, dis udda brudda gotst him tree pair o Jordans frum the store we just hit. I only got one. THAT'S wealthy! When do I gets minez?

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NomadicKrow 10 points ago +10 / -0

You can't flimflam the Zimzam

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Mister-T 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or ask if they have any kids so that Joe could come by and sniff em.

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ILearnedToCode 4 points ago +4 / -0

Before you vote for Biden, he just wants to know if your kids smell good? He only wants people to vote for him that have good smelling kids.

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Mitschu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hello Jamal! This is the Biden campaign asking for your pledge of support. This election year, we expect the negroid and felon blocs to be very important to winning the popular vote, so please reply IAMBLACK if you intend to vote for Joe, or IAMNOTBLACK if you intend to vote for the racist.