Yes, we will take your Ak's and AR's and BAN fracking, all while rounding up those super predators! Unless that super predator happens to be my crack smoking son...
For max effect say the bad news but refer to it as good news.
Then only the swingers will catch on. The fully hypnotized libzombies will nod along and agree with you because they aren't really paying attention. They never were.
Before hanging up ask them to grab a pen and write something down then give a short simple URL like https://joebiden.info/ or something similar. Tell them the best fact checks are all on that page.
Hello, Undecided voter. This is the Biden Campaign calling. We are here to encourage you to come out to vote for Joe! He wants to repeal the Hyde Amendment so there can be government funded abortions. All women need access to more abortions. He is ready to repeal the Trump tax cuts from two years ago that increased your take-home pay. And, Joe plans to ban fracking on Day 1! He also wants all his supporters to know that those stories in the New York Post about his business dealings with China are just a distraction, which is why the New York Post was censored by Twitter. He also wants you to know that he does not remember ever meeting the man making accusations against him on Tucker Carlsons show, but he also can’t remember what he had for breakfast either. Have a good day!
Daddy, what did you do in the war to defeat socialism in America. 😂 seriously passing this to everyone i know.
dusts off shitposts
"Son, its time you learned the art of the meme"
Yes, we will take your Ak's and AR's and BAN fracking, all while rounding up those super predators! Unless that super predator happens to be my crack smoking son...
For max effect say the bad news but refer to it as good news.
Then only the swingers will catch on. The fully hypnotized libzombies will nod along and agree with you because they aren't really paying attention. They never were.
Before hanging up ask them to grab a pen and write something down then give a short simple URL like https://joebiden.info/ or something similar. Tell them the best fact checks are all on that page.
Whats the URL that brings you to the .win page with all the Hunter leaks?
Hello, Undecided voter. This is the Biden Campaign calling. We are here to encourage you to come out to vote for Joe! He wants to repeal the Hyde Amendment so there can be government funded abortions. All women need access to more abortions. He is ready to repeal the Trump tax cuts from two years ago that increased your take-home pay. And, Joe plans to ban fracking on Day 1! He also wants all his supporters to know that those stories in the New York Post about his business dealings with China are just a distraction, which is why the New York Post was censored by Twitter. He also wants you to know that he does not remember ever meeting the man making accusations against him on Tucker Carlsons show, but he also can’t remember what he had for breakfast either. Have a good day!