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Npc-1776 21 points ago +21 / -0

I was wondering when I should drop the Ukraine China connection -- Friday sounds like a good day. We're currently at convincing me that we're not going to export fossil fuel jobs overseas as unicorn farts will generate all the power we need once we get unicorns and train them to fart on demand.

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Block_Helen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't even bother. You'll never convince them of anything and they'll stop calling you. Continuing to waste their time is preferable. That way you might actually keep them from rounding up other Biden votes.